lol funny cuz true. I really don't understand why anyone would tie their entire existence and identity on a politician. The only reason this happened fast was because it happened to them and now they can leverage this shit for their own careers. It's so weird to me that the extremists on both sides think these old white people gaf about anyone but themselves.
if you think extremist leftists like politicians then you are dumber than even the average drama poster, whats it with dumb burgers and acting like the left isn't inherently anti establishment especially when it comes to capitalism.
As a centrist, I want a hybrid. Like the suave personality of Obama with the healthcare of Bernie with the hardass dgaf as Reagan and the economy of Clinton.
Most Americans like their healthcare and don't want to have to transition to medicare. I know that's shocking to terminally online invalids that constantly complain about that their barista job doesn't cover their depression meds and HRT, but it's true.
The house passed covid relief easily, multiple times.
Do you guys just not know how the US government works?
I'm actually super sick of both siderism media deluding people. The fucking house was passing 2-3 trillion dollar relief bills that then died on the turtles desk.
He also outright said "no covid relief until after the election."
There has been an embarrassing amount of this cope recently. They are too cowardly to even commit to giving us more drama and just hide behind being a strangely partisan "radical centrist".
How the fuck didn't they help nobody? The bills included a ton of relief money, because the turtle himself repeatedly blocked it.
I'd also argue the impeachment does help - Trump must be held accountable, if he isn't, all you're doing is telling future leaders it's ok to incite insurrection after losing elections.
Internet brainlets that don't understand democratic norms and precedents are the real threat.
How does kicking him out of a job he's already shitcanned from "hold him accountable"? Boo-hoo, he'll have an extra week to play golf and jack off to fox news anchors.
(Presuming the Senate will even convict, which they probably won't, assuming they even come back in time to hold the trial, which they probably won't. This is just a dumb publicity stunt.)
still gets a Secret Service detail that any other ex-pres would get though, can’t avoid that one unless he gets jail time for state crimes post presidency
for trying to burn down my school? Yeah I guess there could have been.
Not for impeachment. The only penalties the Senate can impose are removal from office (oops, too late) and barring him from running again (good excuse for him not to).
The senate blocked them because they were full of pork that had nothing to do with covid relief. Every member of the house knew full well that what they were passing would never go through the senate or become law. These bills never had any chance of helping anyone - they were pure political theater, part of the 2020 election campaign, which you wouldn't need explained to you if you actually understood how the US gvmt works.
Next you'll tell me pointless symbolic grandstanding is a lot less complicated than setting fiscal policy for a 22 trillion-dollar economy. I'm shocked.
The White House is reportedly still working out where to post the video message, which will come on the heels of his second impeachment. The president's personal accounts have been barred from Twitter, YouTube and Facebook following last week's riots.
Considering him and Clinton both survived their impeachments im beginning to think it might not be that big a deal. It won't work this time either; think about how many times trump has declared bankruptcy. He's like DSP - he's frequently on the verge of ruin but always survives.
edit: if they can hold him accountable for the riot because he told people to protest at the capitol for a cause that he knew was bs then they should hold every dem who supported blm responsible for those riots lol. Even the TDS sufferers on r news haven't been able to come up with anything where he actually suggests violence.
Even the TDS sufferers on r news haven't been able to come up with anything where he actually suggests violence.
Either Daddy knew how much his antics were riling up his base in which case he should be removed for inciting an insurrection or he's so rslurred that he had no idea in which case he should be removed anyways for being that rslurred while presidenting.
Clinton is forever a president who was impeached over a bj - and trump is forever a president who was impeached twice over election related shenanigans. Sure, they survived - but there's always going to be an asterisk next to their names. Or two. That shit's a blow to one's ego.
edit: if they can hold him accountable for the riot because he told people to protest at the capitol for a cause that he knew was bs then they should hold every dem who supported blm responsible for those riots lol. Even the TDS sufferers on r news haven't been able to come up with anything where he actually suggests violence.
edit: The impeachment is as much about blatantly false claims of a stolen election as about what happened at the capitol. Blm nonsense is wholly unrelated, and the potus is simply held to a different standard anyhow.
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147 jimmerz28 2021-01-13
Passed in record time!
Once again our reps show us that they can take only a few hours to impeach a President, but drag their feet 9 months to help Americans with $600.
W-I-N
It kinda makes me moist how desperate these people are to distance themselves from Trump in record time.
63 Lysis10 2021-01-13
lol funny cuz true. I really don't understand why anyone would tie their entire existence and identity on a politician. The only reason this happened fast was because it happened to them and now they can leverage this shit for their own careers. It's so weird to me that the extremists on both sides think these old white people gaf about anyone but themselves.
10 allendrio 2021-01-13
if you think extremist leftists like politicians then you are dumber than even the average drama poster, whats it with dumb burgers and acting like the left isn't inherently anti establishment especially when it comes to capitalism.
27 pepperouchau 2021-01-13
I imagine bernie simps qualify as extreme leftists to him
19 Lysis10 2021-01-13
They do. They're just as bad. And the AOC ones too.
10 pepperouchau 2021-01-13
Spoooooooky healthcare! BOO!
27 Lysis10 2021-01-13
As a centrist, I want a hybrid. Like the suave personality of Obama with the healthcare of Bernie with the hardass dgaf as Reagan and the economy of Clinton.
51 JimieWhales 2021-01-13
If we're designing a dream-politician, don't forget the fine kazakh milkers.
10 Lysis10 2021-01-13
oh hell yeah. Gimme that hybrid and I will walk around with hats and all that bernie bro desperation and argue full time on internets like a trumper.
1 pepperouchau 2021-01-13
Good catch. No true radical centrist would have left that out.
8 Pepperglue 2021-01-13
I rather get Teddy. Flex his muscles just because he can.
1 tiptopkitkat 2021-01-13
So FDR without the wheelchair.
8 reseteros 2021-01-13
Most Americans like their healthcare and don't want to have to transition to medicare. I know that's shocking to terminally online invalids that constantly complain about that their barista job doesn't cover their depression meds and HRT, but it's true.
9 Lysis10 2021-01-13
AOC would like a word.
15 allendrio 2021-01-13
they are fringe for a reason numbnuts
18 Lysis10 2021-01-13
Sure surrre lol. I'm not an extremist. I'm fringe cool. 😎😎😎
-5 allendrio 2021-01-13
When in order to BOtH SiDeS you become more of a snowflake than a tumblr poster.
15 Lysis10 2021-01-13
What you fuckin call me?
7 TruthPains 2021-01-13
Or, they didn't need the senate to do this. Which is basically why non of the bills ever made it to Trump
1 seenten 2021-01-13
Being eternally online or having an otherwise aimless life.
33 adminsare55IQ 2021-01-13
The house passed covid relief easily, multiple times.
Do you guys just not know how the US government works?
I'm actually super sick of both siderism media deluding people. The fucking house was passing 2-3 trillion dollar relief bills that then died on the turtles desk.
He also outright said "no covid relief until after the election."
34 pepperouchau 2021-01-13
"B-b-but I'm a radical centrist! Both sides!" says the dramacel rightoid who knows he's owned
18 DuckSosu 2021-01-13
There has been an embarrassing amount of this cope recently. They are too cowardly to even commit to giving us more drama and just hide behind being a strangely partisan "radical centrist".
7 jimmerz28 2021-01-13
You mean to say that the House easily passed measures that ended up helping no one and going nowhere?
Ah just like that first (and probably also second) impeachment.
19 adminsare55IQ 2021-01-13
How the fuck didn't they help nobody? The bills included a ton of relief money, because the turtle himself repeatedly blocked it.
I'd also argue the impeachment does help - Trump must be held accountable, if he isn't, all you're doing is telling future leaders it's ok to incite insurrection after losing elections.
Internet brainlets that don't understand democratic norms and precedents are the real threat.
18 JimieWhales 2021-01-13
How does kicking him out of a job he's already shitcanned from "hold him accountable"? Boo-hoo, he'll have an extra week to play golf and jack off to fox news anchors.
(Presuming the Senate will even convict, which they probably won't, assuming they even come back in time to hold the trial, which they probably won't. This is just a dumb publicity stunt.)
13 adminsare55IQ 2021-01-13
If he gets convicted he won't be able to hold office again pal.
Also, impeachment goes on the record. It is holding him accountable.
26 JimieWhales 2021-01-13
Yeah, my fourth grade teacher said it was going on my permanent record, too. 🙄
8 adminsare55IQ 2021-01-13
Yeah, clearly comparable to impeachment.
24 JimieWhales 2021-01-13
In terms of actual consequences, let's compare:
Trump: Impeached (twice) still gets to keep being a rich r-slur and doing whatever the fuck he wants.
Me: Suspended, got to sleep in for a week and then go to fifth grade and continue being a normal pleb and doing mostly what people tell me.
Actual impact of sanctions: Zero
19 Doctor-Pavel 2021-01-13
removal from office also voids any pensions or benefits he would receive normally. Ex-presidents get 400k a year, charter other cool stuff
9 TruthPains 2021-01-13
1mil a year in travel expenses too
1 Doctor-Pavel 2021-01-13
still gets a Secret Service detail that any other ex-pres would get though, can’t avoid that one unless he gets jail time for state crimes post presidency
7 Doesnt_Draw_Anything 2021-01-13
Not being able to run for office again isn't being able to do whatever the fuck you want
2 Whaddaulookinat 2021-01-13
You understand there are criminal penalties attached... Right?
2 JimieWhales 2021-01-13
for trying to burn down my school? Yeah I guess there could have been.
Not for impeachment. The only penalties the Senate can impose are removal from office (oops, too late) and barring him from running again (good excuse for him not to).
1 preserved_fish 2021-01-13
He also would lose his security detail, his salary, and his travel budget.
6 jimmerz28 2021-01-13
When bills pass the House and then die in the Senate floor they don't help anyone.
Burgers talking about "democratic norms" and "precedents" when out of the last 4 Presidents two have been impeached 😂😂😂😂😂
11 adminsare55IQ 2021-01-13
Are you high bro? The entire point of this argument was some brainlet saying "haha they can impeach but they can't pass covid relief."
The house impeaches, the senate hasn't even done anything yet. All you're doing is agreeing with me that the original comment was fucking stupid.
??
6 wow___justwow 2021-01-13
The senate blocked them because they were full of pork that had nothing to do with covid relief. Every member of the house knew full well that what they were passing would never go through the senate or become law. These bills never had any chance of helping anyone - they were pure political theater, part of the 2020 election campaign, which you wouldn't need explained to you if you actually understood how the US gvmt works.
20 adminsare55IQ 2021-01-13
How are you this poorly educated and misinformed?
Here, watch this. What "pork" was in those covid bills. Be specific.
15 WholesomeDrama 2021-01-13
Totally a normal person phrase and not something you heard and copied from fox 😂
2 seenten 2021-01-13
No, fox is cancelled now, remember?
9 kermit_was_wrong 2021-01-13
Yet another rightoid that doesn't grasp that congress combined the covid relief bill and funding the federal government into an omnibus.
8 The_Dramanomicon 2021-01-13
Hey now, that $600 bought me a nice new paddle board. I'm pretty stoked. Must have sucked for all those poors with no job though
9 TruthPains 2021-01-13
I can finally get a scent candle for when I shag yer Nan, m8
6 The_Dramanomicon 2021-01-13
You're gonna need a strong candle
5 TruthPains 2021-01-13
600 dollars worth, my friend with the smelly nan.
6 The_Dramanomicon 2021-01-13
I also recommend bringing your own vag because I'm sure hers is rotted away by now.
If there's a heaven she's going to be really mad about that joke lol
4 TruthPains 2021-01-13
m8, just the way I like it.
2 Doesnt_Draw_Anything 2021-01-13
I bought an valve index with the first check and a 3080 with the second. Thanks government
3 seenten 2021-01-13
Maybe stimmy bucks were a mistake
1 Doesnt_Draw_Anything 2021-01-13
That's what I'm saying
3 JimieWhales 2021-01-13
Next you'll tell me pointless symbolic grandstanding is a lot less complicated than setting fiscal policy for a 22 trillion-dollar economy. I'm shocked.
61 CeetheAndSope 2021-01-13
Why does Trump not simply eat his way out of the peach the House keeps putting him in? 🤔🤔🤔
15 wellletsee 2021-01-13
I doubt t. rump even knows what fruit is, much less eats any.
43 ShitTornadoToOz 2021-01-13
Eviction notice posted. I'm keeping the deposit too 😎
39 JimieWhales 2021-01-13
Double-peaches Daddy plans to give a speech, but because Twatter froze his peaches, he'll have to post the video to his OnlyFans.
23 [deleted] 2021-01-13
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22 Whaddaulookinat 2021-01-13
Worse... Vimeo
8 zhcyiDnein 2021-01-13
xvideos
11 AugustinesBitchBoy 2021-01-13
Just send it through emergency alerts
1 tiptopkitkat 2021-01-13
then asking his r-slurred supporters to pay to download that speech.
He is going to need the money when he is out of office.
22 Big-Ant_ 2021-01-13
Considering him and Clinton both survived their impeachments im beginning to think it might not be that big a deal. It won't work this time either; think about how many times trump has declared bankruptcy. He's like DSP - he's frequently on the verge of ruin but always survives.
edit: if they can hold him accountable for the riot because he told people to protest at the capitol for a cause that he knew was bs then they should hold every dem who supported blm responsible for those riots lol. Even the TDS sufferers on r news haven't been able to come up with anything where he actually suggests violence.
8 The_Dramanomicon 2021-01-13
Either Daddy knew how much his antics were riling up his base in which case he should be removed for inciting an insurrection or he's so rslurred that he had no idea in which case he should be removed anyways for being that rslurred while presidenting.
3 kermit_was_wrong 2021-01-13
Clinton is forever a president who was impeached over a bj - and trump is forever a president who was impeached twice over election related shenanigans. Sure, they survived - but there's always going to be an asterisk next to their names. Or two. That shit's a blow to one's ego.
edit: The impeachment is as much about blatantly false claims of a stolen election as about what happened at the capitol. Blm nonsense is wholly unrelated, and the potus is simply held to a different standard anyhow.
19 pepperouchau 2021-01-13
ron paul dot gif
13 adminsare55IQ 2021-01-13
What a legacy.
11 WeWuzKANG5 2021-01-13
Lmao
3 ManBearFridge 2021-01-13
Historic!
3 somegurk 2021-01-13
1 Term 2 Peaches 3 Scoops
2 SnapshillBot 2021-01-13
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2 Chuck-Brown 2021-01-13
wait what? i was taking a nap what the fuck did i miss
edit: oh i read the article. obviously, they felt personally threatened. i get it now.