Turns out Rudy's like those TV lawyers: "NO FEES UNLESS YOU WIN"

2  2021-01-14 by JimieWhales

17 comments

All that money donated to the Trump Legal Defense team and he doesn’t get to see any of it.? Lol

I really wish I didn’t work in a space where gritting was frowned upon to the point where I’d lose my career. I’d love to just make two identities. Take rightoid money and wokie lunch money. Seems lucrative at the moment

I've heavily considered this but I still have a shred of dignity left. Most recently I've been looking into whether or not there is money to be made in the more anonymous accounts, or if people only really throw money at you if you're yelling at your iPhone 12 while sitting in your truck.

I've heavily considered this but I still have a shred of dignity left.

lol "muh dignity"

cope on a rope

Damn you're on to me, now I have to think of a new excuse.

Gritting?

Grifting*

So what is Giuliani going to do? I hope he has some blackmail materials that can give us a few more weeks of drama.

He's a lawyer. Expect a lawsuit.

He aint a good one, so idk

lol

Does this mean America's Mayor won't get America's pardon?

Trump stiffs everyone who befriends him.

Anyone who's stupid enough to sell their integrity to work with this man deserves exactly what they get.

As soon as I saw Rudy was charging 20k a day for whatever the fuck it is he was doing I knew he wasn't getting paid.

lmao imagine going from America's Mayor to this. Completely embarrass yourself at a lawncare service, get caught trying to fuck Borat's daughter, sweat makeup...and then you don't even get paid.

Who could have possibly forseen this 🤔

Is Trump some kind of idiot savant, wizard? How is this fucken schiester so beloved when he fucks over and turns on everyone he does business with?