SRDines don't exist.
1 2021-01-19 by idio3
Bare with me here.
So, basically, I've got some time on my hands, so I figured I'd use some of it to troll engage in some discourse with neolibs. Considering that I'm banned from most of the major spaces, and am deeply in the negative karma in the rest (thus timelocked to 10 minutes) - I decided to return to my age-old stomping ground of the SRD. I got nearly 10k in karma there from the bad old days, so it's not like they can realistically time-lock me. Well, I went into their thread on DD(R)s book publishing pull, and submitted an extremely masterly b8 (if I say so myself) to this:
[–]alkanian 29 points 6 hours ago
It's pretty crazy that a subreddit dedicated to reading books is missing the glaring context of this. [DDR] was literally impeached for inciting an insurrection just days ago. No doubt this "book" will be filled with outright falsehoods and damaging accusations that his rabid base will treat as religious dogma.
Responding with this:
[–]idio3Actually the Devil -1 points 5 hours ago
Definitely. Your analysis is entirely spot on.
I don't necessarily see what your point is, though. It's not as if Robin DiAngelo is banned from publishing, is she?
Brilliant, right? In any other space of that nature, I should be getting billions of angry wokies tearing at my eyes. But not there - I got lazily up/down-voted for hours, eventually getting the "controversial" mark and all that. This doesn't make any sense.
Now, finally to my theory. There are no SRDines. They're merely a project by Soros to create an artificial woke hive-mind which will semi-convincingly circlejerk using basic templates and shit like that. It's bots all the way down.
19 comments
28 BroboxylicAcid 2021-01-19
tl;dr
30 idio3 2021-01-19
SRDines are Soros-made weaponised smug bots.
22 ohheckyeah 2021-01-19
You may have overestimated your bait good sir... like it’s good, but the average SRD mouth-breather is too ignorant to even know what it means
6 idio3 2021-01-19
Meh, that was intentional. I didn't want a 14-year-old literal NPCs to first accuse me of being a rightoid, and then comb through my history in search of a "gotcha" of some sort when that proves to be about as far from the truth as humanly possible. I wanted an adult, mildly retarded bluehair to take issue with that comment and write a wall of text.
Nope, none of these. It's all bots.
11 ohheckyeah 2021-01-19
Have you considered that you might also be a bot
3 idio3 2021-01-19
woah, bro...
17 StumbleUponUser 2021-01-19
Bear* with me
6 idio3 2021-01-19
lol, you're right. I'll leave it as a testament to my illiteracy.
17 TaysSecondGussy 2021-01-19
SRD is what happens when a meta shitposting sub decides that words matter and that you have to be on the right side of history. I’ve seen it happen with some niche meta subs too. They can’t try and hold themselves to the increasingly restrictive standards of default subs, it just doesn’t work.
5 idio3 2021-01-19
That's what I thought. But that's not it, people don't just suddenly "decide" that words matter - it was bots inundating the place, with real people escaping into drama. Clearly.
Wake up, sheeple!
14 RedPillDessert 2021-01-19
This sounds like something Q would say.
11 idio3 2021-01-19
Trust the plan, bro.
8 antihexe 2021-01-19
dear sir or madam,
what are your criteria for identifying these chicom bots?
4 idio3 2021-01-19
Do you feel the sudden need to can them in oil? Then that's them.
3 tenebrous_cloud 2021-01-19
Oh yeah? Then who reported a 7 month old comment of mine as a hate crime?
4 idio3 2021-01-19
A bot, obviously. How hard is it to have an algorithm doing basic "ctrl+f" like this when they notice you?
2 tenebrous_cloud 2021-01-19
Not even bots could be as pathetic as SRDines
3 darth_tiffany 2021-01-19
I’m out.
3 idio3 2021-01-19
Motherfuckers will read seven paragraphs about how lady ghostbusters is going to end all misogyny, but so much as suggest they post bussy once in awhile and they think we’re taking over.
Yeah, I know. Apparently I'm dyslexic or some shit.