Dude babylon bee has always been great, but they've literally had their finger on the pulse the last few weeks/months. This is fuckin hilarious and 100% on point.
"Hey if you don't like being banned, start your own social media app"
> Conservatards start their own social media app
"Wait no not like that"
> Apple and Google use monopolistic power to shut down rightoid hug box
"Hey they're private companies they can do what they want"
Private companies can do what they want but monopolistic behavior is illegal and should actually be punished for once with crippling fines and dissolution if necessary. If we are the land of tough on crime let's apply that to the big boys too.
Yeah by america doesn't enforce any laws against the turbo rich except the ones having to do with fucking children. And even those are enforced relatively loosely
See: senators doing insider trading right before covid, that one guy doing insider trader and making so much money he could buy the Mets, etc etc
Basically. That's why the liberals are always trying to create new laws, missing the problem, and conservatives always say we already have laws that cover this, also missing the problem
Would not say monopolistic behavior rather breach of contract. The Fact that they can suspend all services without notice or possibility of remedy is a problem. Which is one thing that amazon did to parlor.
I would say if you think that novel length TOS you sign doesnt give them the right to sew your mouth to the butthole of another itunss user you're kiddin yourself
Currently it is one sided. But lawsuit after a lawsuit force them to change them to more reasonable.
No more unilateral amendment so they can't just change the rules on the fly. Also foreign actors now dragging social media company into foreign jurisdictions where they cannot enjoy various US company protection.
The line that the courts wont breech is arbitration agreements which per scotus are to be enforced as written even if they contradict state law per Epic Systems and you can bet qny dispute you have with the company has an arbitration agreement slapped in as a result.
I think my point is either there is anticompetitive behavior preventing a competitor to social media giants from rising, or the resulting centralization is a result of market forces and if they decide to evict you from their clubhouse tough titties go build your own.
I think there is a good argument payment processors act as a duopoly, I think ISPs act as a cartel, Google and Apple or the social media companies are a tougher calculus.
What if I want to create a social media for incest-lovers to discuss their lives and fantasies. It's not illegal for them to do that. But google, amazon, etc would still ban me because of society frowning on it and it negatively affecting their own image.
If you hosted it on a spare computer in a closet and the ISP got upset about it, and it's not either hosting illegal content or directly causing illegal things IRL, you could in theory make a legal case against them.
It can be both. There's an obvious liberal leaning to major tech, both because they are based in major blue hubs and the people who operate them are very blue and because it's a sanitized, commercially friendly message right now. You were never going to have anyone majors going to bat for Parler so all they needed was an excuse. What will be really funny is the rightoids figure out a way to go outside the system and it gains mainstream appeal and popularity. The melt downs will be glorious at that point.
You are never going to have the majors going to bat for Parler for the same reason they won't go to bat for 8kun. Unmoderated communities are risky to work with for mainstream companies.
True, which is why I think you'll soon get social media for the 50s style, family friendly rightoids, instead of the libertarian, q, pedophile ones that will provide a counter to the crazy, hoe-driven degeneracy that is twitter. That version will have advertisers flocking because they know that there will be more middle to upper middle class people using it and that's who they can convince to go into debt. Twitter will be the edgy forum where you can say fuck and see girls from onlyfans advertise their tits. And it will go the way of myspace. Fuck, I hope this happens because I'd find it so funny.
Google, Apple, and AWS will be happy to host that service, which will make all the current salt being spilled by rightoids everywhere that much funnier.
They're just limiting their exposure to a bad actor. If things worked like dumbass rightoids think they work, Twitter would have been killed in favor of facebook, Snapchat would have been killed in favor of insta, etc. These companies would benefit from Parler's growing popularity if they weren't worried about being tied to the next Gab-style joo shooter.
I can demonstrate the outcome. The motivation isn't something you can prove. Just because someone says they did something for a certain reason doesn't mean that's why they did it. You just choose to believe what they say because then you get to have what you want without any troubling moral or ethical quandaries.
I'm not even listening to what they say, I know how this business works. Parler can put in a moderation policy and be back on AWS in a few days. They'll be happy to keep making money off them. Booting Parler costs AWS tons of money.
"Oh, I just know" isn't an argument any more than "they're not doing that" was. I know AWS lost tons of money, but not just from losing Parler's business. How many people cancelled their Prime subscriptions to show their distaste for Amazon's behavior?
It just hadn't occurred to me until now for some reason that a househood having a membership might now be more common than not; and every source seems to think that's the case. I legit thought it was at like 1 in 4 at most.
Even more mind-bogglingly dominant than I previously thought.
That's the year-end data from December, before they gave Parler the ol' heave-ho. Let's wait for 1st quarter numbers and see what this debacle did to their numbers. It's not going to put a dent in knock-off Lex Luthor's billions no matter what. The kind of money he has makes money without him doing anything.
I have nothing whatsoever against rightoids starting their social networks, and nothing whatsoever against mainstream companies not wanting to do business with unmoderated communities. We've been down this road with 4chan, everyone knows where it's going.
We've been down this road with 8chan, the end is that the ground beneath your feet literally swallow you up if you actually try to build an alternative. I'm not even kidding that if you want to build an a tual dissident site at scale you probably need build chips from ore and sand in house, any interaction with a private company will have that company "pressured" by activists to not come within 100 feet of you,if they do they'll get blackballed.
Wait so your complaint is that big companies make it too hard to start your own website where you can plot mass-shootings and insurrection against the lawful democratically-elected government?
This thread is way too full of seriousposts for my taste, but goddamn that's a hell of a take.
Wait so your complaint is that big companies make it too hard to start your own website where you can plot mass-shootings and insurrection against the lawful democratically-elected government?
Or you know, discuss unionization, organize to reduce descrimination against my sexual orientation(animesexual) or just share my Muhammad fan art. You retards would look at a dead canary in a coal mine and insinuate that there is nothing to fear because we're not birds.
This thread is way too full of seriousposts for my taste, but goddamn that's a hell of a take.
I earn 6 figures coding. Parler was, in fact, a total hack job but that's not the point. 8chan wasn't, and it didn't matter. Are you unable to imagine anytbing beyond first order effects?
Yeah, I probably wouldn't try to unionize FB employees on a FB group. I might use one of literally thousands of hosting services + a fucking phpBB install or whatever.
8chan only got the boot hard after several years and at least a couple mass shootings, and it's back up as 8kun anyway. Your slippery slope isn't very slanty if these are the best examples you can come up with.
4chan, the NZ farming site... the Daily Stormer is still up, for fuck's sake.
Look, I'm all for taking down Big Tech, but so far the rightoids are too stupid to realize that repealing section 230 and fighting against net neutrality only works against their supposed cause.
Yeah, I probably wouldn't try to unionize FB employees on a FB group. I might use one of literally thousands of hosting services + a fucking phpBB install or whatever.
It's a precedent for future abuse, the tech giants have gotten the public to accept that they can blacklist whoever they want at their own discretion. It's not just the facebook pages, it's stuff like ddos protection services and other internet foundational stuff that can make hosting anything dissident at scale nearly impossible.
8chan only got the boot hard after several years and at least a couple mass shootings, and it's back up as 8kun anyway. Your slippery slope isn't very slanty if these are the best examples you can come up with.
Look man, the hazard here isn't the type of thing that you want proof of before you start avoiding it. It's the type of trap that is difficult or impossible to get out of once you're in it. 8chan isn't concerning because it's a sympathetic group, it's concerning because it's proof that this kind of black holing is possible. It's a preposterous amount of power and power attracts people who abuse power. The whole fucking point of a slippery slope is to correct it before you slip.
Look, I'm all for taking down Big Tech, but so far the rightoids are too stupid to realize that repealing section 230 and fighting against net neutrality only works against their supposed cause.
I don't give half a fuck what rightoids think, it's become clear with the liberals that most allies against censorship are doing so selfishly and as soon as people get the ability to stomp out opposing speech they jump on it with the flimsiest justification.
stuff like ddos protection services and other internet foundational stuff
That kind of stuff should probably be regulated like a utility and nobody should be disconnected without due process. But I'm talking about like, access to DNS, or packet-routing. Having a goddamn twatter account is not a human right.
I'm talking about what happened to 8chan, not Trump's account. It's relevant because I want to make the argument that I can just go start his own twitter or whatever, but the ability to go start your own twitter or whatever is also being squashed so the argument doesn't come easily.
Twatter can ban whoever it wants, so can any company. Like, what's the alternative? Having the legal system involved so you can ban accounts? Impractical and unfeasible.
The internet is no right, merely an entertaining commodity.
Starting your own app requires more than just an app. If a company doesn't want to be involved in enabling domestic terrorism, they don't have to be involved in it.
Either way, the entire premise of the conservative victimhood narrative is stupid because conservatives dominate social media as is.
Pizza why would I spend fifteen minutes arguing with you when I could just achieve the same effect by lobotomizing myself with a rusty fork in half that time?
Oh shit, this makes sense, I didn't realize this was his alt. I thought he disappeared never to return after we blasted that nasty ass picture of him tonguing some skank.
When the earth is but a desolate wasteland, only populated by the most durable species, and the oceans have all dried up and the last man has cried out in the night for the warmth a woman's bosom, only to lay his head in dirt.... Pizza will still be here posting. Forever posting.
The only thing better than the fact the bee is very openly conservative propaganda trying to mask as satire, it's that this sub is so populated with people of low intelligence they fall for it.
Please tell me what there is to fall for pizza? I read it, I chuckled, and I moved on with my day instead of obsessing over it. It seems more like you "fell" for it than anyone else. Also, you really need to get some help, your tism is showing.
Lmao, no one is disputing you, they're just saying that it's funny. It's obvious that it's propaganda the same way it's obvious that you spout propaganda. Propaganda is most effective when it doesn't look like it, so most rational people chuckle at the funny headline and then never think about it again or put any stock in their points.
Anyone who can't tell that it's propaganda is a dumbass. I welcome the bee for it's obvious attempts. Around last year is when propaganda got so good that it was hard for me to tell. Now I prefer it out in the open so I can just ignore it.
The most amazing thing about this post isn't that you thought P-Shilly could ever quit when Reddit arguments are his opium. The most amazing thing is that you found a picture of him swapping spit with a passing t-slur.
It was posted in the sidebar for a while, it's when I disabled the CSS. I think that was right before all the furry shit. It's probably floating around on one of the j@nnies secret masturbatory folders somewhere.
Edit: it was with powerofjerkoffmagic if you remember that annoying broad.
It's made me laugh more times than the onion lately. I remember they even went after their own with vaccines and pyramid schemes. Sounds like you're not being centrist enough.
I like the bee because it has made it really easy to spot ultra lefty dorks. The bee is funny, no matter what side you are on, unless you are some dork who is going to choose to hate them because they are conservative.
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Yeah, you did, but I look forward to twelve paragraphs of why it's OK for you to love the very shit you're crying about so long as it aligns with and confirms your various biases.
I've not even watched the daily show since they hired that dumb ass south African unfunny clown jubber, so I have no idea what you're talking about.
Either way, the daily show didn't base all of their writings on whatever left-wing conspiracy was popular at the time.
The bee isn't even good satire, it's literally just unfunny, crude conservative propaganda. They just repeat things conservatives unironically believe and then hide behind the veil of "satire" whenever they're called out.
Oh, I know people often "eat the Onion," so to speak. That doesn't justify doing anything more than saying, "this is (clearly) humor." Snopes did lay out their reasoning, but their reasoning, like many of their fact checks, was idiotic and turned reality on its head. Making excuses after the fact and creating their silly "Labeled Satire" rating to save face after making an ass of themselves doesn't absolve them of being morons for spending umpteen paragraphs to say "this isn't a real news article and you're a complete r-slur if you need someone to point that out to you," and you'd realize that if you weren't the poster child for severe Asperger's Syndrome. I can understand why you appreciate fact checks of satire. Your condition doesn't allow you to recognize humor and you need someone to point it out to you.
Jubber, you are legit living in your own little reality. Snopes had been doing this for years, for good reason, and explained it multiple times over the years.
The bee legit just saw a chance to rile up conservatives (which tend to be people of lower education levels that might not be aware of any of this) and they took it.
Snopes didn't do anything wrong, Snopes didn't "backpedal out of it" or anything like that.
They created a "labeled satire" rating so the propaganda artists over at the bee didn't have an excuse to whine about them repeatedly.
Repeatedly doing something r-slurred doesn't make it less r-slurred. If anything, it makes you increasingly r-slurred for doing it.
The bee legit just saw a chance to rile up conservatives
We get it, you don't understand humor, especially when it is aimed at your sacred cows.
Snopes didn't "backpedal out of it"
The fuck they didn't. After the Bee's owner raged about it on Twitter and Snopes started getting flak Snopes softened the language of its original fact check and added an editors’ note saying they were "in the process of pioneering industry standards for how the fact-checking industry should best address humor and satire." Apparently their version of 'pioneering' is making an ass out of themselves, doubling-down on it, then pouting and creating their silly "Labeled Satire" label.
They created a "labeled satire" rating so the propaganda artists over at the bee didn't have an excuse to whine about them repeatedly.
They created the "Labeled Satire" tag so they could subtly imply that certain content was claimed to be satire by its creators but that it wasn't really satire. As if they would know, because much like you they're completely humorless and wouldn't recognize a joke if it were fucking them in the ass.
You are really delusional jubber. The fact you think snopes didn't know the bee was a satire website or was trying to pull some ruse over people is just weird conservative delusion.
Snopes got "flak" from the same people they always get flak from - conservatives that get aggressive towards anything that breaks the weird little anti-fact reality they've created on social media.
I'm not delusional at all, and you're the last person who should be casting aspersions on anyone else's grasp on reality. It wasn't just conservatives mocking them. They made an ass of themselves then just like you're making an ass out of yourself now. It wasn't just conservatives making fun of them or questioning their odd fixation on the Bee. If Snopes really didn't care about them they wouldn't have "fact-checked" the Bee over 30 times. I can understand why you can't recognize an obsessive fixation when it's present because you have so many obsessive fixations of your own, but if we're lucky maybe someone can fact-check your assertions that Snopes wasn't being ridiculous and give them a nice "Labeled R-Slurred" rating.
Jubber you are absolutely delusional bro. You are neck deep in conservative victimhood.
Snopes doesn't even pick the things they "fact check" they get requests and base the fact checks on said requests.
The reason there's more bee requests is probably because bee satire ends up being taken as real news by internet dwellers at a much higher rate than satire from other websites.
Like seriously jubber, think about how stupid the argument you're making is.
Why would snopes have an agenda against the bee? To what purpose?
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201 GeauxHouston22 2021-01-20
Dude babylon bee has always been great, but they've literally had their finger on the pulse the last few weeks/months. This is fuckin hilarious and 100% on point.
"Hey if you don't like being banned, start your own social media app"
> Conservatards start their own social media app
"Wait no not like that"
> Apple and Google use monopolistic power to shut down rightoid hug box
"Hey they're private companies they can do what they want"
So which is it?
109 -M-o-X- 2021-01-20
Private companies can do what they want but monopolistic behavior is illegal and should actually be punished for once with crippling fines and dissolution if necessary. If we are the land of tough on crime let's apply that to the big boys too.
88 GeauxHouston22 2021-01-20
Yeah by america doesn't enforce any laws against the turbo rich except the ones having to do with fucking children. And even those are enforced relatively loosely
See: senators doing insider trading right before covid, that one guy doing insider trader and making so much money he could buy the Mets, etc etc
52 -M-o-X- 2021-01-20
Basically. That's why the liberals are always trying to create new laws, missing the problem, and conservatives always say we already have laws that cover this, also missing the problem
🐎👞 ✔
29 jubbergun 2021-01-20
I can't believe someone typed "fucking children" and "relatively loosely" in two sentences and none of you have made any jokes about kiddie diddling.
28 MrZakalwe 2021-01-20
That fruit was too low hanging.
8 -Kite-Man- 2021-01-20
hahah, dangly parts
7 -Kite-Man- 2021-01-20
dull
10 Minimum_T-Giraff 2021-01-20
Would not say monopolistic behavior rather breach of contract. The Fact that they can suspend all services without notice or possibility of remedy is a problem. Which is one thing that amazon did to parlor.
3 -M-o-X- 2021-01-20
I would say if you think that novel length TOS you sign doesnt give them the right to sew your mouth to the butthole of another itunss user you're kiddin yourself
7 Minimum_T-Giraff 2021-01-20
Currently it is one sided. But lawsuit after a lawsuit force them to change them to more reasonable.
No more unilateral amendment so they can't just change the rules on the fly. Also foreign actors now dragging social media company into foreign jurisdictions where they cannot enjoy various US company protection.
3 -M-o-X- 2021-01-20
The line that the courts wont breech is arbitration agreements which per scotus are to be enforced as written even if they contradict state law per Epic Systems and you can bet qny dispute you have with the company has an arbitration agreement slapped in as a result.
6 kermit_was_wrong 2021-01-20
What monopolistic behavior? Who's the monopoly here?
35 -M-o-X- 2021-01-20
I think my point is either there is anticompetitive behavior preventing a competitor to social media giants from rising, or the resulting centralization is a result of market forces and if they decide to evict you from their clubhouse tough titties go build your own.
I think there is a good argument payment processors act as a duopoly, I think ISPs act as a cartel, Google and Apple or the social media companies are a tougher calculus.
-3 artemis_m_oswald 2021-01-20
What if I want to create a social media for incest-lovers to discuss their lives and fantasies. It's not illegal for them to do that. But google, amazon, etc would still ban me because of society frowning on it and it negatively affecting their own image.
Free market at work tbh
11 seenten 2021-01-20
If you hosted it on a spare computer in a closet and the ISP got upset about it, and it's not either hosting illegal content or directly causing illegal things IRL, you could in theory make a legal case against them.
2 Minimum_T-Giraff 2021-01-20
But if you draft up a contract with them. Then they have follow the contract even in Free market.
2 GeauxHouston22 2021-01-20
paging corporal hicks
-5 kermit_was_wrong 2021-01-20
Apple, Google, and AWS aren't out there to interdict Twitter competitors, they only benefit from multiple well-trafficked platforms arising.
Parler just became a liability, that's all.
40 alphetaboss 2021-01-20
It can be both. There's an obvious liberal leaning to major tech, both because they are based in major blue hubs and the people who operate them are very blue and because it's a sanitized, commercially friendly message right now. You were never going to have anyone majors going to bat for Parler so all they needed was an excuse. What will be really funny is the rightoids figure out a way to go outside the system and it gains mainstream appeal and popularity. The melt downs will be glorious at that point.
19 kermit_was_wrong 2021-01-20
You are never going to have the majors going to bat for Parler for the same reason they won't go to bat for 8kun. Unmoderated communities are risky to work with for mainstream companies.
23 alphetaboss 2021-01-20
True, which is why I think you'll soon get social media for the 50s style, family friendly rightoids, instead of the libertarian, q, pedophile ones that will provide a counter to the crazy, hoe-driven degeneracy that is twitter. That version will have advertisers flocking because they know that there will be more middle to upper middle class people using it and that's who they can convince to go into debt. Twitter will be the edgy forum where you can say fuck and see girls from onlyfans advertise their tits. And it will go the way of myspace. Fuck, I hope this happens because I'd find it so funny.
22 kermit_was_wrong 2021-01-20
Google, Apple, and AWS will be happy to host that service, which will make all the current salt being spilled by rightoids everywhere that much funnier.
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20 jubbergun 2021-01-20
Yet they, along with Mastercard, keep doing so. Odd behavior for companies that aren't out to do that, wouldn't you say?
6 kermit_was_wrong 2021-01-20
They're just limiting their exposure to a bad actor. If things worked like dumbass rightoids think they work, Twitter would have been killed in favor of facebook, Snapchat would have been killed in favor of insta, etc. These companies would benefit from Parler's growing popularity if they weren't worried about being tied to the next Gab-style joo shooter.
22 jubbergun 2021-01-20
So they say, but they're doing so by doing the very thing you said they weren't doing.
10 kermit_was_wrong 2021-01-20
Aside from asking Parler to moderate their content which they have been doing for some time, that's literally the only thing they can do.
7 jubbergun 2021-01-20
Yes, they did the very thing you said they didn't, I'm glad we're on the same page.
6 kermit_was_wrong 2021-01-20
We're not, because I'm talking about motivation, and you're talking about outcome.
5 jubbergun 2021-01-20
I can demonstrate the outcome. The motivation isn't something you can prove. Just because someone says they did something for a certain reason doesn't mean that's why they did it. You just choose to believe what they say because then you get to have what you want without any troubling moral or ethical quandaries.
5 kermit_was_wrong 2021-01-20
I'm not even listening to what they say, I know how this business works. Parler can put in a moderation policy and be back on AWS in a few days. They'll be happy to keep making money off them. Booting Parler costs AWS tons of money.
4 jubbergun 2021-01-20
"Oh, I just know" isn't an argument any more than "they're not doing that" was. I know AWS lost tons of money, but not just from losing Parler's business. How many people cancelled their Prime subscriptions to show their distaste for Amazon's behavior?
9 kermit_was_wrong 2021-01-20
lmao
5 jubbergun 2021-01-20
Yes, your posts were laughable. I'm glad you were good enough to agree after I pointed that out to you. Good sportsmanship like that is hard to find.
6 kermit_was_wrong 2021-01-20
I'm sure Bezos is crying.
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/amazon-prime-member-total-reaches-142-million-in-u-s-with-more-shoppers-opting-in-for-a-full-year-data-shows-11611073132
6 seenten 2021-01-20
Does that agency really expect us to believe nearly 1 in 2 of every single person in the country, including minors, is registered for Prime?
Edit: Forgot about business accounts. Still seems high.
4 kermit_was_wrong 2021-01-20
Amazon is absurdly dominant, and most US households have a prime membership.
3 seenten 2021-01-20
It just hadn't occurred to me until now for some reason that a househood having a membership might now be more common than not; and every source seems to think that's the case. I legit thought it was at like 1 in 4 at most.
Even more mind-bogglingly dominant than I previously thought.
4 jubbergun 2021-01-20
That's the year-end data from December, before they gave Parler the ol' heave-ho. Let's wait for 1st quarter numbers and see what this debacle did to their numbers. It's not going to put a dent in knock-off Lex Luthor's billions no matter what. The kind of money he has makes money without him doing anything.
7 kermit_was_wrong 2021-01-20
Prediction: absolutely nothing.
6 N0ahface 2021-01-20
It's not gonna do shit lol, the average person doesn't even know what Parler is
1 jubbergun 2021-01-20
After the last month I kinda doubt that.
5 fujiste 2021-01-20
I thought libertarioids were supposedly known for their consistency.
4 jubbergun 2021-01-20
But muh kempane donashuns!
0 idio3 2021-01-20
Private companies are cancer, change my view.
7 kermit_was_wrong 2021-01-20
I have nothing whatsoever against rightoids starting their social networks, and nothing whatsoever against mainstream companies not wanting to do business with unmoderated communities. We've been down this road with 4chan, everyone knows where it's going.
36 aqouta 2021-01-20
We've been down this road with 8chan, the end is that the ground beneath your feet literally swallow you up if you actually try to build an alternative. I'm not even kidding that if you want to build an a tual dissident site at scale you probably need build chips from ore and sand in house, any interaction with a private company will have that company "pressured" by activists to not come within 100 feet of you,if they do they'll get blackballed.
10 fujiste 2021-01-20
and that's a good thing 💅🏿
5 WholesomeDrama 2021-01-20
This but unironically 💅🏿
3 kermit_was_wrong 2021-01-20
My heart weeps for the weebs.
1 JimieWhales 2021-01-20
Judge just told Parler to go get fucked
Fucking lol Parler's lawyers are absolute r-slurs whining that Daddy Jeff didn't shut down Twitter when AWS doesn't even host them.
-4 JimieWhales 2021-01-20
Wait so your complaint is that big companies make it too hard to start your own website where you can plot mass-shootings and insurrection against the lawful democratically-elected government?
This thread is way too full of seriousposts for my taste, but goddamn that's a hell of a take.
Anyway, fucking lern2code f-slurs. If journos and swedes can do it, so can you r-slurs.
17 aqouta 2021-01-20
Or you know, discuss unionization, organize to reduce descrimination against my sexual orientation(animesexual) or just share my Muhammad fan art. You retards would look at a dead canary in a coal mine and insinuate that there is nothing to fear because we're not birds.
I earn 6 figures coding. Parler was, in fact, a total hack job but that's not the point. 8chan wasn't, and it didn't matter. Are you unable to imagine anytbing beyond first order effects?
-5 JimieWhales 2021-01-20
Yeah, I probably wouldn't try to unionize FB employees on a FB group. I might use one of literally thousands of hosting services + a fucking phpBB install or whatever.
8chan only got the boot hard after several years and at least a couple mass shootings, and it's back up as 8kun anyway. Your slippery slope isn't very slanty if these are the best examples you can come up with.
4chan, the NZ farming site... the Daily Stormer is still up, for fuck's sake.
Look, I'm all for taking down Big Tech, but so far the rightoids are too stupid to realize that repealing section 230 and fighting against net neutrality only works against their supposed cause.
6 aqouta 2021-01-20
It's a precedent for future abuse, the tech giants have gotten the public to accept that they can blacklist whoever they want at their own discretion. It's not just the facebook pages, it's stuff like ddos protection services and other internet foundational stuff that can make hosting anything dissident at scale nearly impossible.
Look man, the hazard here isn't the type of thing that you want proof of before you start avoiding it. It's the type of trap that is difficult or impossible to get out of once you're in it. 8chan isn't concerning because it's a sympathetic group, it's concerning because it's proof that this kind of black holing is possible. It's a preposterous amount of power and power attracts people who abuse power. The whole fucking point of a slippery slope is to correct it before you slip.
I don't give half a fuck what rightoids think, it's become clear with the liberals that most allies against censorship are doing so selfishly and as soon as people get the ability to stomp out opposing speech they jump on it with the flimsiest justification.
0 JimieWhales 2021-01-20
They've already been doing that for fucking forever! This is just the first time you've noticed because they banned somebody you paid attention to.
This is comic is from like 2007.
That kind of stuff should probably be regulated like a utility and nobody should be disconnected without due process. But I'm talking about like, access to DNS, or packet-routing. Having a goddamn twatter account is not a human right.
2 aqouta 2021-01-20
I'm talking about what happened to 8chan, not Trump's account. It's relevant because I want to make the argument that I can just go start his own twitter or whatever, but the ability to go start your own twitter or whatever is also being squashed so the argument doesn't come easily.
0 lol_te_gusto 2021-01-20
who's squashing it?
Several p2p alternatives to centralized services.
Twatter can ban whoever it wants, so can any company. Like, what's the alternative? Having the legal system involved so you can ban accounts? Impractical and unfeasible.
The internet is no right, merely an entertaining commodity.
1 aqouta 2021-01-20
I already covered this
-5 artemis_m_oswald 2021-01-20
The bee has had some funny ones the last few weeks but this one is dumb. Not close enough to reality.
These private companies aren't breaking any laws
8 Alicesnakebae 2021-01-20
The laws are rightoid feelings stinky lib
-33 adminsare55IQ 2021-01-20
Starting your own app requires more than just an app. If a company doesn't want to be involved in enabling domestic terrorism, they don't have to be involved in it.
Either way, the entire premise of the conservative victimhood narrative is stupid because conservatives dominate social media as is.
54 GeauxHouston22 2021-01-20
Pizza why would I spend fifteen minutes arguing with you when I could just achieve the same effect by lobotomizing myself with a rusty fork in half that time?
35 alphetaboss 2021-01-20
Oh shit, this makes sense, I didn't realize this was his alt. I thought he disappeared never to return after we blasted that nasty ass picture of him tonguing some skank.
36 GeauxHouston22 2021-01-20
When the earth is but a desolate wasteland, only populated by the most durable species, and the oceans have all dried up and the last man has cried out in the night for the warmth a woman's bosom, only to lay his head in dirt.... Pizza will still be here posting. Forever posting.
-10 adminsare55IQ 2021-01-20
Holy shit bro, get a load of these knee slappers:
The only thing better than the fact the bee is very openly conservative propaganda trying to mask as satire, it's that this sub is so populated with people of low intelligence they fall for it.
23 alphetaboss 2021-01-20
Please tell me what there is to fall for pizza? I read it, I chuckled, and I moved on with my day instead of obsessing over it. It seems more like you "fell" for it than anyone else. Also, you really need to get some help, your tism is showing.
-7 adminsare55IQ 2021-01-20
You fall for the notion the bee is anything other than crude conservative propaganda.
12 alphetaboss 2021-01-20
Lmao, no one is disputing you, they're just saying that it's funny. It's obvious that it's propaganda the same way it's obvious that you spout propaganda. Propaganda is most effective when it doesn't look like it, so most rational people chuckle at the funny headline and then never think about it again or put any stock in their points.
-1 adminsare55IQ 2021-01-20
Actually, many people are disputing it bud.
Either way, it's still not funny. Just more conservative victimhood bullshit.
3 alphetaboss 2021-01-20
Anyone who can't tell that it's propaganda is a dumbass. I welcome the bee for it's obvious attempts. Around last year is when propaganda got so good that it was hard for me to tell. Now I prefer it out in the open so I can just ignore it.
21 Damuel 2021-01-20
Holy shit same. All these bad comments make sense now that I know it's pizza.
13 jubbergun 2021-01-20
The most amazing thing about this post isn't that you thought P-Shilly could ever quit when Reddit arguments are his opium. The most amazing thing is that you found a picture of him swapping spit with a passing t-slur.
8 alphetaboss 2021-01-20
It was posted in the sidebar for a while, it's when I disabled the CSS. I think that was right before all the furry shit. It's probably floating around on one of the j@nnies secret masturbatory folders somewhere.
Edit: it was with powerofjerkoffmagic if you remember that annoying broad.
3 The_Reason_Trump_Won 2021-01-20
make this shit a snappy retort
178 PacificSpices 2021-01-20
Blackwater is a private company, they can do whatever they want. 😎
99 tenebrous_cloud 2021-01-20
Monsanto is a private company, they can do whatever they want.
8 WholesomeDrama 2021-01-20
This but unironically
86 alphetaboss 2021-01-20
The bee has been killing it lately.
-87 adminsare55IQ 2021-01-20
Not really, pretty much the same low-tier filth they've been producing for years.
Conservative propaganda masked as satire.
111 alphetaboss 2021-01-20
It's made me laugh more times than the onion lately. I remember they even went after their own with vaccines and pyramid schemes. Sounds like you're not being centrist enough.
44 nybbas 2021-01-20
I like the bee because it has made it really easy to spot ultra lefty dorks. The bee is funny, no matter what side you are on, unless you are some dork who is going to choose to hate them because they are conservative.
-64 adminsare55IQ 2021-01-20
About 95% of what the bee produces is crude conservative propaganda.
101 IraqiLobster 2021-01-20
Must be a day that ends in y
-20 adminsare55IQ 2021-01-20
Must be a day that ends in y.
46 IraqiLobster 2021-01-20
Grrr you can’t make fun of us that’s propaganda 😡😡😡😡😡
2 adminsare55IQ 2021-01-20
What the fuck are they making fun of bro? They just say shit conservatives unironically believe.
33 IraqiLobster 2021-01-20
For instance, the article above which is a humorous exaggeration of the “it’s a private company” opinion
L•ftoids should be covered under the ADA as comically disabled 😓😓😓
-2 adminsare55IQ 2021-01-20
Are you living in some alternate reality bro? The left dominates comedy, there is literally not a single funny conservative.
Not fucking one. They're worse than women. The bee isn't any exception.
21 IraqiLobster 2021-01-20
yeah yeah ok
2 adminsare55IQ 2021-01-20
It fucking is propaganda you ape. Do you seriously think this is not conservative propaganda:
19 IraqiLobster 2021-01-20
good thing words don’t mean anything anymore, or else you might not have a point 😅😅😅
2 adminsare55IQ 2021-01-20
Idk who you think you're fooling here bud.
20 IraqiLobster 2021-01-20
certainly not you, you fooled yourself long before I ever could
2 adminsare55IQ 2021-01-20
Honestly bro I see the error of my ways now. Posting low effort anti-lgbt propaganda and anti-abortion memes is totally satire and very based indeed.
17 IraqiLobster 2021-01-20
Yikes 😬😬😬😬
2 adminsare55IQ 2021-01-20
No, it's still propaganda bud.
16 IraqiLobster 2021-01-20
l•ftoid discourse in current year
3 adminsare55IQ 2021-01-20
Projection sure is funny.
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4 Tobyghisa 2021-01-20
cmon man the bee has its moments
12 aqouta 2021-01-20
Progressives are the new right wing, get with the times old man.
-3 adminsare55IQ 2021-01-20
A) I'm not a progressive.
B) What I said is completely correct. You being too low IQ to see it doesn't mean it isn't there.
8 aqouta 2021-01-20
No
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42 jubbergun 2021-01-20
Flip the political alignment the other way and you just described The Daily Show and every bit of derivative crap it spawned.
0 adminsare55IQ 2021-01-20
No, I really didn't. I get this is a cope conservatives have to engage in, but no, not even close.
35 jubbergun 2021-01-20
Yeah, you did, but I look forward to twelve paragraphs of why it's OK for you to love the very shit you're crying about so long as it aligns with and confirms your various biases.
1 adminsare55IQ 2021-01-20
I've not even watched the daily show since they hired that dumb ass south African unfunny clown jubber, so I have no idea what you're talking about.
Either way, the daily show didn't base all of their writings on whatever left-wing conspiracy was popular at the time.
The bee isn't even good satire, it's literally just unfunny, crude conservative propaganda. They just repeat things conservatives unironically believe and then hide behind the veil of "satire" whenever they're called out.
That whole snopes fiasco made things very clear.
31 jubbergun 2021-01-20
LOL, imagine typing this and not being embarrassed.
Yeah, it made it very clear Snopes was full of shit.
1 adminsare55IQ 2021-01-20
What conspiracy? Name a few.
No, it exposed the fact the bee was a joke actually. Snopes has been "fact-checking" satire for years because people unironically believe it.
The bee knows this too, they just saw a chance to rile up poorly educated conservatives and took it.
We had this argument before Jubber, you asked for examples of snopes fact-checking satire before the bee and I easily put you in the dirt.
26 jubbergun 2021-01-20
If you don't see the problem with that you're beyond help. Not that we didn't know that already.
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2 shitpersonality 2021-01-20
Shut up Toby
-1 adminsare55IQ 2021-01-20
I don't see a problem with it because people unironically believe satire.
All snopes does is respond to viral bullshit, satire or not.
Snopes actually firmly laid out their reasoning:
What exactly do you disagree with here? What in this is absurd, or not well reasoned?
12 jubbergun 2021-01-20
Oh, I know people often "eat the Onion," so to speak. That doesn't justify doing anything more than saying, "this is (clearly) humor." Snopes did lay out their reasoning, but their reasoning, like many of their fact checks, was idiotic and turned reality on its head. Making excuses after the fact and creating their silly "Labeled Satire" rating to save face after making an ass of themselves doesn't absolve them of being morons for spending umpteen paragraphs to say "this isn't a real news article and you're a complete r-slur if you need someone to point that out to you," and you'd realize that if you weren't the poster child for severe Asperger's Syndrome. I can understand why you appreciate fact checks of satire. Your condition doesn't allow you to recognize humor and you need someone to point it out to you.
0 adminsare55IQ 2021-01-20
Jubber, you are legit living in your own little reality. Snopes had been doing this for years, for good reason, and explained it multiple times over the years.
The bee legit just saw a chance to rile up conservatives (which tend to be people of lower education levels that might not be aware of any of this) and they took it.
Snopes didn't do anything wrong, Snopes didn't "backpedal out of it" or anything like that.
They created a "labeled satire" rating so the propaganda artists over at the bee didn't have an excuse to whine about them repeatedly.
11 jubbergun 2021-01-20
Repeatedly doing something r-slurred doesn't make it less r-slurred. If anything, it makes you increasingly r-slurred for doing it.
We get it, you don't understand humor, especially when it is aimed at your sacred cows.
The fuck they didn't. After the Bee's owner raged about it on Twitter and Snopes started getting flak Snopes softened the language of its original fact check and added an editors’ note saying they were "in the process of pioneering industry standards for how the fact-checking industry should best address humor and satire." Apparently their version of 'pioneering' is making an ass out of themselves, doubling-down on it, then pouting and creating their silly "Labeled Satire" label.
They created the "Labeled Satire" tag so they could subtly imply that certain content was claimed to be satire by its creators but that it wasn't really satire. As if they would know, because much like you they're completely humorless and wouldn't recognize a joke if it were fucking them in the ass.
5 adminsare55IQ 2021-01-20
You are really delusional jubber. The fact you think snopes didn't know the bee was a satire website or was trying to pull some ruse over people is just weird conservative delusion.
Snopes got "flak" from the same people they always get flak from - conservatives that get aggressive towards anything that breaks the weird little anti-fact reality they've created on social media.
Snopes doesn't really care about them though.
7 jubbergun 2021-01-20
I'm not delusional at all, and you're the last person who should be casting aspersions on anyone else's grasp on reality. It wasn't just conservatives mocking them. They made an ass of themselves then just like you're making an ass out of yourself now. It wasn't just conservatives making fun of them or questioning their odd fixation on the Bee. If Snopes really didn't care about them they wouldn't have "fact-checked" the Bee over 30 times. I can understand why you can't recognize an obsessive fixation when it's present because you have so many obsessive fixations of your own, but if we're lucky maybe someone can fact-check your assertions that Snopes wasn't being ridiculous and give them a nice "Labeled R-Slurred" rating.
4 adminsare55IQ 2021-01-20
Jubber you are absolutely delusional bro. You are neck deep in conservative victimhood.
Snopes doesn't even pick the things they "fact check" they get requests and base the fact checks on said requests.
The reason there's more bee requests is probably because bee satire ends up being taken as real news by internet dwellers at a much higher rate than satire from other websites.
Like seriously jubber, think about how stupid the argument you're making is.
Why would snopes have an agenda against the bee? To what purpose?
7 jubbergun 2021-01-20
You've already convinced us you're r-slurred, you don't need to make a show of it.
37 GeauxHouston22 2021-01-20
Shut up virgin
9 Ed__ButteredToast 2021-01-20
cope
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31 ManBearFridge 2021-01-20
John Connor is the bad guy in the films
19 jubbergun 2021-01-20
He is oppressing the peace-loving electronic proletariat.
30 Zero5urvivers 2021-01-20
Stay mad.
26 fujiste 2021-01-20
Ted Cruz calling net n*utrality "Obamacare for the Internet" a few years ago is especially hilarious in hindsight.
22 adminsare55IQ 2021-01-20
As a capitalist, I disagree with these socialist conservatives trying to mandate a private company give them a platform.
Keep government out of my internet.
3 dingleface 2021-01-20
If the first amendment doesn't apply to companies, none of them should. Mcdonald's should have slaves
2 ballrot 2021-01-20
SEETHE
11 Ed__ButteredToast 2021-01-20
SNEED
4 ballrot 2021-01-20
I still don't know what that word means
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1 Alicesnakebae 2021-01-20
What happened to the invisible hands of the market 😂😂😂