1984, but with YAAAS KWEEEN characteristics

1  2021-01-22 by Funkyduffy

23 comments

reason.com

I love the smell of lolbertarian seethe in the morning.

Every career politician since the foundation of the CIA has been an absolute ghoul and getting outraged about it won't do anything except negatively impact your quality of life. Go buy yourself a Weber kettle or a Pit Barrel Jr. and learn how to stop and smell the pecan.

Is pecan wood 🪵 better than other smoking woods?

If you are smoking chicken or something small, fruit and nut woods impart a nice flavor. If you are smoking something that takes longer say a pork shoulder or especially brisket you should use something milder like oak or hickory.

Huh. I want a smoker but it seems like something that will sit outside and only get used a couple times a year.

If you have a basic grill just use that and get a little smoke box to experiment with. If you like drinking and want an excuse to do it at 6am tho its pretty dope.

This is the way. If you have a Weber kettle get a slow n sear or some charcoal baskets and a fire brick, and if you have a gas grill get one of these.

Those are really good if you wanna mess around with smoking cheeses too

Hell yeah, and chiles and nuts and stuff. I use mine to smoke chex mix and cheese its sometimes.

I use mine to smoke chex mix and cheese its sometimes.

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It's versatile and doesn't have a ton of character. Honestly though only thing that has a reliably distinct flavor is mesquite (and sort of hickory). Everyone on the internet loves to jack off about brisket, and brisket's fine if you like spending lots of money and dying young, but the real magic is proper Sonora-style mesquite-grilled carne asada 🤌

I've lost my bias matrix. Is Reason attacking Kamala because they're Libertarians and she's black?

Working for MSM must truly be the ultimate form of submission for "journalists."

This is double-plus dramatic. You get both the cringe of WaPo stanning for Harris and the seethe of the people who caught them doing it. This is a win-win. No matter what your political alignment is you have something to laugh about with this story. Good find, Funkyduffy.

Caught doing what? Updating an article?

I know your party media has been incredibly open about their bias in recent years, but stanning for Jailer Mommy like this is a little over the top even for propagandists.

I seethed at this comment for a moment and that's something you need to be proud of

Why?

I cannot enact the labor to say why

The rightoid/libertarian/commie seethe can be found on twatter here, but please feel free to poast more if you find it

Edit: Looks like this got crossposted to stupidpol

We're already at a point where describing things that Biden and Harris have said or done--stuf that objectively, demonstrably happened and is matter of public record--can get you shunted out of public life, labeled a fascist or a racist or a conspiracy theorist.

The political media has only one job for the next four years and that's propping up an image of these two gormless psychopaths that's completely divorced from who these people actually are. And you have to go along with it. You have to go along with it. You have to go along with it.

😱😱😱

It also raises questions about the Post's approach to covering Harris going forward

What questions, everyone knows that publications like the post are going to bend over backwards to put forth nothing but favorable coverage of the harris administration. No different than breitbart.

The lamest thing about this are people who think joke pretending to be a 1700’s British prisoner is not okay.

Seriously, a person of politics makes a joke that any dude on a wall mart parking lot at a Saturday evening would make, and everyone is offended? These double standards 😤😤

lolbertarians should just be thankful Jeff doesn't poison their Amazon Fresh deliveries for daring to question his press organ.