When he broke open the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature cry out, "🦍💪💎🙌." I looked, and there was a pale green horse. Its rider was named $GME, and Radical Centrism accompanied him.
We deregulated big corporations and they captured sectors of government after we then put their former employees in charge of regulatory agencies. Who could have possibly foreseen this?
"You can't naked short sell like that, that's illegal!"
"You can't arbitrarly halt shares that's illegal!"
"You can't pump and dump like that that's illegal"
Fuck DT Jr. But seriously asides from teddy cruz why are they so silent? The shit being done here is so anti free market. Ironically the progressives are the ones giving a shit.
The progressives care because they (genuinely) care about class issues. The Republicans 'care' because some of them are trying to emulate ex-DDR's faux populism and pretend to be for the little guy.
Funnily enough when it comes to policy being 'for the little guy' seems to entail deregulation, scaling back social safety net programs, and dialing back worker protections. Weird.
All of which (in the republican's case) help crony capitalists that lead to less innovation; lower wages; lower skilled work force which is also subsidized by the little social safety net in place.
Can you imagine if Congresswoman Kinkyfeet actually did go to bed with Sen. Zodiac Killer? Their spawn would be the most fucked up weird-looking person, but also it might fulfil the prophecy as the chosen one endowed from conception with the spirt of Radical Centrism.
If DDR was still in charge the post election drama would still be going on and no one would notice WSB causing a small spike with GME. Since news still gotta sell, they're picking up all the other drama that would normally get buried in the last 4 years.
No news, no bandwagon, less volatility, less drama.
Robinhood was the only one that stopped it for the entire day though. WeBull and all the others opened it back up once it stabilized which is why the price began climbing back up.
Even after all the bad publicity Robinhood wasn’t going to let anybody with more than four GME shares buy more until less than an hour ago.
39 comments
145 -M-o-X- 2021-01-28
Our threads are basically identical. May the biggest loser win.
19 seenten 2021-01-28
At this point I kind of hope everyone involved loses. Unfortunately the fact of the market is some faction will come out on top.
3 fentanyl_peyotl 2021-01-28
The most dramatic option would be that the hedge funds win and then someone blows up every building on Wall Street.
124 AI_WAIFU 2021-01-28
There's that unity Biden promised.
65 AugustinesBitchBoy 2021-01-28
Biden's playing 4d chess and he can't even remember his last move
11 Pepperglue 2021-01-28
Somehow, he has the potential of being a bigger idiot savant than Trump.
24 ohheckyeah 2021-01-28
Promises made. Promises kept.™
118 trailerparkmalarkey 2021-01-28
77 Lysis10 2021-01-28
lol at Donald Junior lashing out at big corp. Aren't republicans all about giving big corp tax breaks and shitting on middle class? Go home, junior.
72 somestupidname1 2021-01-28
Yes but their voter base doesn't know/care
22 -M-o-X- 2021-01-28
We deregulated big corporations and they captured sectors of government after we then put their former employees in charge of regulatory agencies. Who could have possibly foreseen this?
5 Arachnotron69 2021-01-28
"You can't naked short sell like that, that's illegal!"
"You can't arbitrarly halt shares that's illegal!"
"You can't pump and dump like that that's illegal"
Guess who gutted the SEC's operating budget lol
0 -M-o-X- 2021-01-28
Surely crazy antifa trojan horse Joe Biden will step in and btfo the cozy crony capitalists
1 JimieWhales 2021-01-28
Right after he finishes putting ever Trump voter in the BLM-reeducation camps.
33 __TIE_Guy 2021-01-28
Fuck DT Jr. But seriously asides from teddy cruz why are they so silent? The shit being done here is so anti free market. Ironically the progressives are the ones giving a shit.
42 fentanyl_peyotl 2021-01-28
Because free markets were never the actual goal.
19 Babybear_Dramabear 2021-01-28
The progressives care because they (genuinely) care about class issues. The Republicans 'care' because some of them are trying to emulate ex-DDR's faux populism and pretend to be for the little guy.
Funnily enough when it comes to policy being 'for the little guy' seems to entail deregulation, scaling back social safety net programs, and dialing back worker protections. Weird.
1 __TIE_Guy 2021-01-28
All of which (in the republican's case) help crony capitalists that lead to less innovation; lower wages; lower skilled work force which is also subsidized by the little social safety net in place.
6 -Kite-Man- 2021-01-28
That's 1/3 of the republicans in this image
4 Corporal-Hicks 2021-01-28
Tbf shapiro isn't really defending WSB. He's upset people are mocking Wallstreet
2 seenten 2021-01-28
Poor Robinhood is going to get so much bad PR from locking buying they'll surely need some
taxpayer bailoutsahem, tax breaks.64 JimieWhales 2021-01-28
Can you imagine if Congresswoman Kinkyfeet actually did go to bed with Sen. Zodiac Killer? Their spawn would be the most fucked up weird-looking person, but also it might fulfil the prophecy as the chosen one endowed from conception with the spirt of Radical Centrism.
29 Coonass_alt 2021-01-28
DIOS MIO, LA CREATURA
10 __TIE_Guy 2021-01-28
Pretty sure Ted is a supreme gentlemen. We still don't know what beans President Trump had on his wife. Maybe he meant his 'beans'.
10 ItsSugar 2021-01-28
Lmao, this is so awful that you should get banned.
7 seenten 2021-01-28
Delete this rn
50 lickedTators 2021-01-28
See? Sleepy Joe did unite this country!
If DDR was still in charge the post election drama would still be going on and no one would notice WSB causing a small spike with GME. Since news still gotta sell, they're picking up all the other drama that would normally get buried in the last 4 years.
No news, no bandwagon, less volatility, less drama.
4 Arachnotron69 2021-01-28
I thought this had nothing to do with Drumpf?
3 Minimum_T-Giraff 2021-01-28
Trump derangement syndrome is still around
46 TaysSecondGussy 2021-01-28
Power to the Players.
38 JeanPeuplu 2021-01-28
I love this timeline.
14 DaySee 2021-01-28
I can't even
37 Spysix 2021-01-28
Missing the tweet where she replies to Ted that he tried to have her killed in the capital sit-in that happened, lmao.
47 HodorTheDoorHolder__ 2021-01-28
She needs to get over things that happened a week ago and learn to live in the present.
30 shitpersonality 2021-01-28
Imagine being stuck in the past dude weed lmao
17 Metatron58 2021-01-28
dramacoin at the highest it's ever been.
14 a_few 2021-01-28
This is all just dementia daddy 2: the dementianings plan to unite the country. Q predicted this
13 Michelanvalo 2021-01-28
RobinHood is taking all the heat but pretty much every trading firm stopped it today. This was coordinated.
7 fentanyl_peyotl 2021-01-28
Robinhood was the only one that stopped it for the entire day though. WeBull and all the others opened it back up once it stabilized which is why the price began climbing back up.
Even after all the bad publicity Robinhood wasn’t going to let anybody with more than four GME shares buy more until less than an hour ago.