A man injected himself with his own semen to cure back pain

1  2021-01-29 by snallygaster

24 comments

If you ever need treatment for back pain snally, just let me know

But the semen was already inside him? 🤔🧐

holy shit your right

His asshole wasn’t hurting him though

It wasn't activated though.

How drunk was he when he came up with this idea? This is really a new one.

It makes sense, if you think of your semen as your body's own nanomachines.

Settle down there, Kojima.

but why would you

A 33-year-old Irish man 

It seems obvious

real drama energy

...HERE’S WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS PROSTATE.

Cumshot

Hawt.

But why wouldn't he inject the jism into his spine, if he back hurt? Shooting spunk into he arm's obviously not gonna do shit. Gotta cum in the spinal canal for the true release.

you need to have a powerful needle to penetrate your spinal disks.

she did say i had a needle dick...

A comprehensive review of EMBASE, PubMed, Google scholar and the wider internet was conducted with an emphasis on intravenous semen injection for the treatment of back pain

They reviewed the wider internet for semen injection and came up empty. I think they just didn't look in the right places.

Idiots. Indians know that cow dung and piss are the real cure all.

I am sure lots of Packers fans that would inject him for free.

Should have tried disinfectant.

he discharged himself

Heh

Lol the writter said "Semenly" harmless 😅