5 2021-01-30 by HodorTheDoorHolder__
37 Violent_Yet_Polite 2021-01-30
"They buried him but two weeks later, concerned that he was somehow still alive, Amanda ordered her sister to dig him back up."
I'm a jaded degenerate but what the actual fuck? I thought my psychosis could get dark but this is something else...
14 fentanyl_peyotl 2021-01-30
Pretty sure this is the plot of Blood Simple.
36 JimieWhales 2021-01-30
Anna Marie strangled him with a chord while Larry knelt on the man's back
Lazy journos at the Daily Fail leaving out all the important details! What chord was it? F♯ major? B minor? Inquiring minds want to know!
4 Minimum_T-Giraff 2021-01-30
Cordless
21 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2021-01-30
I'm confused why they said they needed to kill him.
Is there an answer beyond meth?
22 heretobefriends 2021-01-30
There is no reason in the white ape's nature.
7 ArachnoLibrarian 2021-01-30
Is there for anything really, if you think about it (while on meth)?
7 LadyVetinari 2021-01-30
He was standing in the way of true love. Or, killing him was less awkward than breaking up. I guess?
Yeah, meth.
3 JimieWhales 2021-01-30
It sounds like they thought he was a glowie...so, yeah, meth.
2 shitpersonality 2021-01-30
Picture this: you're a legendary reddit jannie. The glowies have called for reinforcements - now the CIA, NSA, and the FBI are after you. What do you do? You move to New Hampshire and get busted just like Ghislaine Maxwell.
14 Protista_of_Peace 2021-01-30
If they had lives that interesting, they wouldn’t be posting on FDS.
10 himachalite 2021-01-30
They all look exactly like I expected.
7 EarlCampbellsMeat 2021-01-30
How the hell did a choudhary even come in contact with this tribe
7 heretobefriends 2021-01-30
Around whites, prepare to make flight.
5 LadyVetinari 2021-01-30
THIS IS THE FUCKING HALLMARK MOVIE I WANT TO SEE
Why is it so hard to find realistic depictions of romance in our media? These are the questions we should be asking
4 The_Dramanomicon 2021-01-30
Imagine the gluttony it takes to be a fat meth head
3 strallweat 2021-01-30
Why go to the mall when you can go down the hall?
5 HodorTheDoorHolder__ 2021-01-30
You go to the mall because you shop at your local GameStop.
2 strallweat 2021-01-30
Then swing by Spencer to get sis a nice gift.
2 HodorTheDoorHolder__ 2021-01-30
A fart button thing will be a good choice.
20 comments
37 Violent_Yet_Polite 2021-01-30
"They buried him but two weeks later, concerned that he was somehow still alive, Amanda ordered her sister to dig him back up."
I'm a jaded degenerate but what the actual fuck? I thought my psychosis could get dark but this is something else...
14 fentanyl_peyotl 2021-01-30
Pretty sure this is the plot of Blood Simple.
36 JimieWhales 2021-01-30
Lazy journos at the Daily Fail leaving out all the important details! What chord was it? F♯ major? B minor? Inquiring minds want to know!
4 Minimum_T-Giraff 2021-01-30
Cordless
21 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2021-01-30
I'm confused why they said they needed to kill him.
Is there an answer beyond meth?
22 heretobefriends 2021-01-30
There is no reason in the white ape's nature.
7 ArachnoLibrarian 2021-01-30
Is there for anything really, if you think about it (while on meth)?
7 LadyVetinari 2021-01-30
He was standing in the way of true love. Or, killing him was less awkward than breaking up. I guess?
Yeah, meth.
3 JimieWhales 2021-01-30
It sounds like they thought he was a glowie...so, yeah, meth.
2 shitpersonality 2021-01-30
Picture this: you're a legendary reddit jannie. The glowies have called for reinforcements - now the CIA, NSA, and the FBI are after you. What do you do? You move to New Hampshire and get busted just like Ghislaine Maxwell.
14 Protista_of_Peace 2021-01-30
If they had lives that interesting, they wouldn’t be posting on FDS.
10 himachalite 2021-01-30
They all look exactly like I expected.
7 EarlCampbellsMeat 2021-01-30
How the hell did a choudhary even come in contact with this tribe
7 heretobefriends 2021-01-30
Around whites, prepare to make flight.
5 LadyVetinari 2021-01-30
THIS IS THE FUCKING HALLMARK MOVIE I WANT TO SEE
Why is it so hard to find realistic depictions of romance in our media? These are the questions we should be asking
4 The_Dramanomicon 2021-01-30
Imagine the gluttony it takes to be a fat meth head
3 strallweat 2021-01-30
Why go to the mall when you can go down the hall?
5 HodorTheDoorHolder__ 2021-01-30
You go to the mall because you shop at your local GameStop.
2 strallweat 2021-01-30
Then swing by Spencer to get sis a nice gift.
2 HodorTheDoorHolder__ 2021-01-30
A fart button thing will be a good choice.