Gather around whities! It's time to learn all about black history which consists entirely of a man who invented peanut butter and MLK who all white people loved at the time of his death and definitely wasn't assassinated for peaching socialist dogma against the upper class. PEANUT BUTTER! Don't bother looking into the American government flooding the inner cities with cocaine starting the crack epidemic to fund South American terrorists and then intentionally utilizing a disparity in sentencing guidelines to supercharge the prison industrial complex on the backs of the blacks and to destroy the family dynamic of an entire generation of people.
PEANUT BUTTER. WHOLESOME PEANUT BUTTER. ISN'T IT SO NICE?!
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67 -M-o-X- 2021-02-01
Gather around whities! It's time to learn all about black history which consists entirely of a man who invented peanut butter and MLK who all white people loved at the time of his death and definitely wasn't assassinated for peaching socialist dogma against the upper class. PEANUT BUTTER! Don't bother looking into the American government flooding the inner cities with cocaine starting the crack epidemic to fund South American terrorists and then intentionally utilizing a disparity in sentencing guidelines to supercharge the prison industrial complex on the backs of the blacks and to destroy the family dynamic of an entire generation of people.
PEANUT BUTTER. WHOLESOME PEANUT BUTTER. ISN'T IT SO NICE?!
53 600_lbs_of_sin 2021-02-01
looks like you found watermark's old dealer 👍
22 -M-o-X- 2021-02-01
*current
31 ManBearFridge 2021-02-01
Who doesn't like peanut butter?
21 -Kite-Man- 2021-02-01
I like to keep the lid off the jar on my counter that way anytime I walk by I can just stick my finger in it.
20 TaysSecondGussy 2021-02-01
The bugs that crawl in add extra crunch.
12 -Kite-Man- 2021-02-01
Dude how dirty is your place?
23 TaysSecondGussy 2021-02-01
I am at one with nature.
20 -Kite-Man- 2021-02-01
You need to re-read your copy of Walden because you're doing it wrong.
3 wizdumb337 2021-02-01
I like to do the same except instead of my finger I use my penis, and instead of a counter I have it on a wine rack.
5 pepperouchau 2021-02-01
Insecure mayos who have seen their wives go into the bedroom with the family dog and the jar one too many times
3 fujiste 2021-02-01
fuck peanut butter, all my nslurs love sunbutter
15 PacificSpices 2021-02-01
Worth it peanut butter is great.
5 -M-o-X- 2021-02-01
WOOOOOOOOO
24 BurdensomeCount 2021-02-01
Was this the day when the first african slaves landed in the US?
9 Lysis10 2021-02-01
I'm .02% black. Celebrate me.
7 ballrot 2021-02-01
Rent is due!
3 BussySundae 2021-02-01
thank you very funny
2 trapochaphouse 2021-02-01
Cash yo check and come up.
1 AwanBros 2021-02-01
As someone who identifies as Black (below the belt), it pisses me off that they picked the shortest month to celebrate my heritage.