Martin Shkreli returns to his Internet home with $GME analysis, dabs on 7 million new r-slurred haters

77  2021-02-01 by ibankercel

Generating a lot of rhymes-with-teething, naturally. Can't 🔗

18 comments

51  wellletsee 2021-02-01

At the same time, the Securities and Exchange Commission announced that Shkreli had agreed to an order that would bar him from the securities industry in order to settle a pending SEC administrative action against him, however, Shkreli is eligible to apply for readmission to the industry subject to applicable laws and regulations governing the process

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/04/23/fight-brews-over-shkrelis-wu-tang-album-as-he-gets-banned-by-securities-industry.html

edit:

If this is real, I've never cared much for this guy. He comes off the wrong way, has been barred from the business and is sitting in jail because of his fuckups. But this is reasonable:

So, it's understandably quite exciting to finally feel like a 'player' that you read about. To be a part of 'something'. The problem is the media is goading you to be somewhere between a lemming and a life-agnostic but impotent jihadist. Blowing yourself up won't impress anyone, and there is no afterlife here, other than a minimum wage career and mom's sofa. GME and shorting in general is small potatos in the scheme of the Wall St. machine. Don't worry about getting 'even' with the rich. That's jousting at a windmill that will waste your energy.

Maybe he's gained a few wisdom points while he had time to think about things in jail.

45  Rivea_ 2021-02-01

At least comment in the thread. What the fuck is this amateur hour?

31  ibankercel 2021-02-01

Sorry

29  AugustinesBitchBoy 2021-02-01

The moralizing of the situation is so funny. No one really knows what they're talking about but it doesn't matter because the people they're talking to don't know either.

23  Maskedrussian 2021-02-01

WSB used to pretend they had no idea what they were doing while at least having some knowledge of the basics at a minimum. Now it’s full of complete r-slurs

23  Iowa_Hawkeye 2021-02-01

A love4scapers mod should shoot him an invite

12  ballrot 2021-02-01

Mod him pls

4  JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-02-01

YES! I'd be shocked if the mods didn't invite him at some point. But even then, it wouldn't be a bad idea be to pester remind him with re-invitation messages until it happens

6  SnapshillBot 2021-02-01

I am all alone (poor me) in the White House waiting for the Democrats to come back and make a deal on desperately needed Border Security. At some point the Democrats not wanting to make a deal will cost our Country more money than the Border Wall we are all talking about. Crazy!

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