Dude I go there for tips, what's your problem? I'm a sportscel and tedcell, I doubled my money on some shit and I'm buying a Pocket Cinema with it. What's rule #1? Always take profits.
Yeah lol I'm taking a bath on the remaining GME I'm already writing that off as a loss, but hey going from 41 - 300 is good enough to cover.
The BB hurts because I do like the company, but fortunately the calls I'm selling on it will pay for the underlying in what like 20 weeks lol. But overall I'm up shit - idk 50% or so? - all time so I can't complain.
I just don't know why you're so angry or assume I'm lying.
You need to grow some balls if you think I’m angry. This is how i talk to colleagues and members of other trading desks every single day. Finance people will eat your lunch then kick you while you’re on the ground.
Dude one of my best friends works at a hedge fund. I know the type. Does your boss put porn on during meetings as a power play too? It's a fun life from what I hear.
But yeah you just come off a little projecting, like you're a little dog who needs to bark at people. I'm just telling you to chill, but again from what I know about your type that's literally not possible. Whatever man live your life, this is enough seriousposting for like 5 fucking threads
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154 pewkiemuffinboo 2021-02-03
You can literally link to any website on the entire earth that isnt reddit.
Thinking reddit is the entire internet is fucking sad af man.
89 Corporal-Hicks 2021-02-03
I kept getting auto jannied last week for linking Twitter.
123 pewkiemuffinboo 2021-02-03
you got autojannied for using the t-slur like a boomer.
47 pepperouchau 2021-02-03
a drama user would never!!!
17 Spysix 2021-02-03
You are a boomer of the worst kind.
13 ironicshitpostr 2021-02-03
The still-collecting social security kind?
20 Spysix 2021-02-03
Worse, the millennial kind.
17 concernseven 2021-02-03
trains
7 JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-02-03
Lol, classic
34 __TIE_Guy 2021-02-03
Asides from 4chan, imggur, kiwifarms, I can't really think of any other site I would want to go on.
18 Doesnt_Draw_Anything 2021-02-03
Promise?
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126 strallweat 2021-02-03
I bought like $50 of AMC and held it for one day. Sold it for $60. I'm basically a genius.
71 HodorTheDoorHolder__ 2021-02-03
You made $10 in a 24 hour period. Have you thought about your retirement?
71 strallweat 2021-02-03
$9.99. They charged me a penny for the transaction 😔
34 ArachnoLibrarian 2021-02-03
Federal $15 minimal wage for stock traders?
3 RecallRethuglicans 2021-02-03
That’s not even close to minimum wage
28 pepperouchau 2021-02-03
ahh, so this is those "stonks" I've been hearing so much about
25 strallweat 2021-02-03
Stonks go up. Stonks go down. You can't explain that.
17 ironicshitpostr 2021-02-03
Fucking stonks how do they work
49 kermit_was_wrong 2021-02-03
I understand why the average broke redditor uses RH, but why in the fuck would you put that kind of money through a meme broker?
29 ohheckyeah 2021-02-03
He’s a total rerard, but i doubt he uses RH
12 MoreSpikes 2021-02-03
Wouldn't doubt it tbh. The level of average retardation this fiasco exposed was astonishing
17 ohheckyeah 2021-02-03
So says the WSB bag holder lmfao
20 MoreSpikes 2021-02-03
lol dude I banked profits on most of it Wednesday, you could see the storm coming a mile away.
I still can't believe I exited AMC at $22!
It was just ... real sad to see that place turn into Q mode as soon as it was like 'maybe we got got'.
But hey I got 5 GME left, it'll look nice framed right lol
14 ohheckyeah 2021-02-03
As though anyone believes a single thing that a WSBcel says
“I got out early guys!!! All of those other idiots are the dumbs ones! Don’t mind that i spend all my time in that sub I’m totally not a bag holder!”
The fact that you admit to buying AMC in the first place demonstrates your mental capacity
11 MoreSpikes 2021-02-03
Dude I go there for tips, what's your problem? I'm a sportscel and tedcell, I doubled my money on some shit and I'm buying a Pocket Cinema with it. What's rule #1? Always take profits.
11 ohheckyeah 2021-02-03
Looking at your post history you were literally bagholding half of the meme stock tickers into this weekend... this shit writes itself lmao
Rule #1 is to buy all WSB recommendations then hold them until you lose 90% of your money
Rule #2 is to carry on pretending like that didn’t just happen
26 The_Reason_Trump_Won 2021-02-03
bruh
3 ohheckyeah 2021-02-03
I can spot a bullshitting bag holder a mile away
6 The_Reason_Trump_Won 2021-02-03
bruh
-2 ohheckyeah 2021-02-03
Are you just going to keep making grunting sounds like a rerard
2 concernseven 2021-02-03
Find a hobby
5 MoreSpikes 2021-02-03
Yeah lol I'm taking a bath on the remaining GME I'm already writing that off as a loss, but hey going from 41 - 300 is good enough to cover.
The BB hurts because I do like the company, but fortunately the calls I'm selling on it will pay for the underlying in what like 20 weeks lol. But overall I'm up shit - idk 50% or so? - all time so I can't complain.
I just don't know why you're so angry or assume I'm lying.
3 ohheckyeah 2021-02-03
You need to grow some balls if you think I’m angry. This is how i talk to colleagues and members of other trading desks every single day. Finance people will eat your lunch then kick you while you’re on the ground.
Laugh it off then come back harder
... guaranteed you lost money though bahahaha
5 MoreSpikes 2021-02-03
Dude one of my best friends works at a hedge fund. I know the type. Does your boss put porn on during meetings as a power play too? It's a fun life from what I hear.
But yeah you just come off a little projecting, like you're a little dog who needs to bark at people. I'm just telling you to chill, but again from what I know about your type that's literally not possible. Whatever man live your life, this is enough seriousposting for like 5 fucking threads
-1 ohheckyeah 2021-02-03
Bagholder psychology, i love it! Tell me more about myself 🤗🥰
2 MoreSpikes 2021-02-03
Oh yeah and since iirc you said you actually were in the industry, please tell me you are part of the people who shorted this thing at like 450.
7 kermit_was_wrong 2021-02-03
He's blaming RH anyway - I suppose it's possible that it's other people using it and he's blaming RH for the end of the pump.
6 AnnoyinTheGoyim 2021-02-03
There’s zero reason to use RH these days. Pretty much every broker offers commission free trading now.
37 red1dragon588 2021-02-03
Boston sports fans deserve everything that's coming to them.
16 freckleburger2 2021-02-03
This and more
26 SnapshillBot 2021-02-03
This, but unironically.
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14 cycophuk 2021-02-03
"Portnoy finds joy in hoi polloi boy toy."
10 MoreSpikes 2021-02-03
Imagine going from bravehart memes to punting on it lmao
If he was smart he'd be selling covered calls, or maybe just not putting millions in meme stocks in the first place
7 DaySee 2021-02-03
For a bunch of highly intelligent "retail investors", I have to relent in admiration for some of the jokes on WSB:
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1 Corporal-Hicks 2021-02-03
no linking at all tho?