Fake babies to prepare people for parenting

1  2021-02-11 by ballrot

I remember I was already out of school and somebody’s friend had one of those dolls teenagers are supposed to take care of. This girl told us to watch hers.

No sooner did she leave and it started to cry. A friend was pissed that we had to take care of this doll.

I took the kid from him. Shook it real hard and banged its head on the table. Student Mom came back and we told here the doll was no problem.

Never found out about her grade. 🤔

10 comments

2  ManBearFridge 2021-02-11

We did the thing where you have to carry around an egg everywhere for a school week. I broke 3.

Incidentally the only child I conceived was given up for adoption.

2  JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-02-11

Please tell me more about the anti-adoption process. I beg you for it.

1  TaysSecondGussy 2021-02-11

The loophole is to bang fat ladies, a lot can’t get pregnant.

3  zhcyiDnein 2021-02-11

Rather just wear a condom ngl.
Also, >gussy

1  Meowing_Cows 2021-02-11

Obesity, nature's combo of natural contraception and survival of the fittest

2  JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-02-11

I always fantasized about taking a class with those. How fun would it be to assassinate everyone else's babies until yours is the last one standing!?

3  RecallRethuglicans 2021-02-11

There can be only one!

3  JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-02-11

Call me PlayerUnknown cuz I've been all about playing battle royale with infants before Shroud was even born 😎

1  SnapshillBot 2021-02-11

Because someone trying to defend their unreasonably hated interests is just soooooo fucking funny. I'm only here for this post. Sorry kid, but I don't get off on laughing at other's expense so I'm going to gtfo of this degenerate cesspool asap. People wanna get rid of furries. Well how about places like this instead? The world would be infinitely better without drama. This sub is like the young people version of watching the Hallmark channel.

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1  strathmeyer 2021-02-11

You guys were in the general-ed classes huh?