I like turtles

All right! You're a great... zombie.

PS. Do you know that this kid is a fully-grown adult now? 😔👴🏻

Tosh.0 did a redemption bit with him and even that had to be like 5 years ago. If I remember right he was still really awkward.

Put a shell up in yo back like a ninja turtle - Suicide Boyz

Look at that, who knew Mitch had 4000 kids.

You are seemingly intelligent enough to think of a witty Reddit name and even put a little clever flair next to it, yet this escapes you? Sweaty, go to an evening class or something....

Snapshots:

1. more than 4000 cold-stunned sea tur... - archive.org, archive.today*

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Good monkeys.

Soup's on!

Wrong kind of turtle. You want the nasty meanest snapping turtle to make proper turtle soup.

https://twitter.com/lara_hand/status/1361708906959966212?s=20

Should've just let Mitch McConnell die amirite?

Probably passed a few houses where people were dying in need of help, to save sea turtles.

Are you implying that T*xans are somehow worth more than turtles? Puh-lease.

And that's a good thing.