Virgin hairy pit lady from the 80s babbling more nonsense than Sleepy Joe.

1  2021-02-20 by strallweat

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The patriarchy is who paid to see her tits.

Maybe she's mad they don't wanna pay to see them now.

Patriarchy is when tits not sexy anymore 😔

Is there anyone more oppressed than Madonna?

Anderson Cooper

It's why he has such sad puppy eyes.

Emma Watson

Why take a picture of yourself wearing Christmas lights?

I think old esther might be getting dementia.

She's been like this for decades.

It's very rich for someone like her to take a picture posing like she is some swiss-miss noble, and harp about some patriarchy trying to boot her throat.

While any other time she is like.

I read the biography of the bassist for the Cro-Mags who said he knew Madonna when she was just a New York club slut, before she became a famous New York club slut. He also talked about this drug dealer he knew who got his fingers cut off by two of his friends who were torturing him for the combination to his vault of drug money. He wouldn't give up the combo since he was already in debt to other dealers, so they shot him. I did some research to see if I could find news reports about it from the 80s, and I eventually figured out that the drug dealer was Jordan Peele's dad. I probably know more about how his dad died than he does since I doubt his mom told him they cut his fucking fingers off.

But how does this affect Madonna?

I don't know, she probably has one of the fingers.

I had to look it up and it turns out it's a different guy. Jordan Peele's dad died in 2000 and was born in 1949. The bassist Hayward Peele died at 33 which doesn't add up.

Oh shit, you're right. The drug dealer was also named Hayward Peele, oddly enough. I thought he died when Jordan was a baby rather than running off, which would have matched up to the death of the drug dealer version. I'm just going to pretend the one who died in 1999 was an extradimensional imposter from that Jet Li movie so I can keep telling this story.

If you've seen the bath tub video then it's clear to you she is a literal demon in human form.