Sometimes I wonder what do Americans learn in school, they dont know history, they cant write, they cant even work with fractions, they dont even know basic science.
We learn lots of stuff. Dodgeball, active shooter drills, stranger danger, how we saved the earth from Nazis in the World Wars, and that some people celebrate Kwanza instead of Christmas. Those are all just from senior year of high school alone.
Don't forget all the girls who pretend they knew him really well so they can cash in on his death for pity and attention. And in my day at least, it was indeed only girls who did this.
Ohh yeah, and you had to act like it was shocking and unexpected even though it was an open secret that he and the boys got shitfaced and whipped around the woods every weekend.
We had a suicide at mine. One of a set of twin brothers. A bunch of people treated him like complete shit while elevating his brother to the “cool” echelon, and then pretended to have always liked him at the funeral. Completely fucked.
My school was also dead parents central. If you sent your kids there, there was a non-negligible chance that you ended up with terminal cancer.
Charter schools don't actually perform better than public schools in general.
They're actually even worse because a lot of the really shitty ones prop up athletic programs to dupe poors into keeping their kids there even though they aren't learning anything.
American public schools are on a huge spectrum, there are public schools in this country that are world class and could blow the best private schools out of the water, and then we have stuff like this.
The thing about charter schools is not only that they perform worse in a lot of cases but why. Many yokels will be told that little Jebediah has a learning disability and in their outrage and denial will pull their little r-slurr from the school system. They will place them in a charter school and they won't receive the specialized help they need there. These types of parents are the bread and butter of charter schools. It doesn't matter that little Jebediah is 10 and can't read as long as they teach him the 10 commandments it'll all work out in the end.
This disturbs me and I'm going to investigate. Twins are sacred beings with two bodies and one soul. If this allegation is true it disturbs the multiverse and must be corrected.
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109 tiptopkitkat 2021-02-23
Sometimes I wonder what do Americans learn in school, they dont know history, they cant write, they cant even work with fractions, they dont even know basic science.
102 TaysSecondGussy 2021-02-23
We learn lots of stuff. Dodgeball, active shooter drills, stranger danger, how we saved the earth from Nazis in the World Wars, and that some people celebrate Kwanza instead of Christmas. Those are all just from senior year of high school alone.
49 busslordlowkeybussin 2021-02-23
Does it count as senior year if at least one person doesn't die in a car crash?
18 pepperouchau 2021-02-23
Snowmobile crash in my experience. But if snow isn't real...🤔🤔🤔
23 -Kite-Man- 2021-02-23
Mine too.
Don't forget all the girls who pretend they knew him really well so they can cash in on his death for pity and attention. And in my day at least, it was indeed only girls who did this.
12 pepperouchau 2021-02-23
Ohh yeah, and you had to act like it was shocking and unexpected even though it was an open secret that he and the boys got shitfaced and whipped around the woods every weekend.
11 -Kite-Man- 2021-02-23
well i didn't, but i was also a suspected school shooter at the time so i didn't exactly play by the rules
that trenchcoat my dad got me became a real problem after the matrix and columbine
9 JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-02-23
Didn't happen at my hs. Throw in suicide and/or drug overdose, then hell yeah 😎👍
6 TayloTayloBookito 2021-02-23
We had a suicide at mine. One of a set of twin brothers. A bunch of people treated him like complete shit while elevating his brother to the “cool” echelon, and then pretended to have always liked him at the funeral. Completely fucked.
My school was also dead parents central. If you sent your kids there, there was a non-negligible chance that you ended up with terminal cancer.
2 busslordlowkeybussin 2021-02-23
They missed a golden opportunity to turn that twin thing into a social experiment.
7 RecallRethuglicans 2021-02-23
Some of us know which Kardashian was married to a basketball player, which one to a music star and which is the billionaire.
6 Pepperglue 2021-02-23
Beats me. I sure can tell you they covered a lot of stuff in schools, but for some reason the kids retained almost none of that.
60 pepperouchau 2021-02-23
I was told that T*xans are people just like the rest of us and we should have sympathy for them.
I was lied to.
16 idio3 2021-02-23
Subtropicals teaching the world about snow, fml...
Gulag (in Yukon, preferably) for cowboycels when? 🥺🥺🥺 Maybe that will actually be literally beneficial for them...
44 Zero5urvivers 2021-02-23
What school funding based on property taxes does to a motherfucker
16 seenten 2021-02-23
This appears to be some ritzy new development suburb. I don't think that would help.
9 adminsare55IQ 2021-02-23
Not only that, but many states allow unhinged charter schools to remain active.
And they're the worst kind of charters, the for profit ones that perform on average worse than some of the poorest public schools.
24 Pepperglue 2021-02-23
Now that is just sad. Doing worse than public school means you are producing clinically-proven rslurs.
8 adminsare55IQ 2021-02-23
Charter schools don't actually perform better than public schools in general.
They're actually even worse because a lot of the really shitty ones prop up athletic programs to dupe poors into keeping their kids there even though they aren't learning anything.
American public schools are on a huge spectrum, there are public schools in this country that are world class and could blow the best private schools out of the water, and then we have stuff like this.
6 JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-02-23
Burgerstan allows homeschooling too, where parents can teach their kids jack shit other than Jesus is Lord and evolution is a LIE for 18 years.
5 wizdumb337 2021-02-23
The thing about charter schools is not only that they perform worse in a lot of cases but why. Many yokels will be told that little Jebediah has a learning disability and in their outrage and denial will pull their little r-slurr from the school system. They will place them in a charter school and they won't receive the specialized help they need there. These types of parents are the bread and butter of charter schools. It doesn't matter that little Jebediah is 10 and can't read as long as they teach him the 10 commandments it'll all work out in the end.
31 Violent_Yet_Polite 2021-02-23
At least I make up my own kinda intelligent but still crazy conspiracies. These people are losers.
21 Whaddaulookinat 2021-02-23
My favourite current conspiracy theory is that the "Property Brothers" is actually just one guy using an elaborate mirror and pulley system.
13 Violent_Yet_Polite 2021-02-23
This disturbs me and I'm going to investigate. Twins are sacred beings with two bodies and one soul. If this allegation is true it disturbs the multiverse and must be corrected.
10 ArachnoLibrarian 2021-02-23
Twins must have sex with each other, it's like masturbation, everyone says they don't, everyone lies.
9 Violent_Yet_Polite 2021-02-23
Yes.
9 ExtremelyOnlineG 2021-02-23
fun fact: at least one of those dudes is ghey
9 Whaddaulookinat 2021-02-23
For the other? Hot.
8 seenten 2021-02-23
Okay that one might actually have some credence tho
23 wizdumb337 2021-02-23
This was going around on facebook like 6 years ago. I think it was related to them scary chemtrails.
7 JimieWhales 2021-02-23
Santa Anna did nothing wrong.
6 busslordlowkeybussin 2021-02-23
Related article
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/texas-snow-conspiracy-theory-tiktok-b1805616.html
5 ExtremelyOnlineG 2021-02-23
lol stupid meth heads