(Lukewarm drama) Peak civilization has been reached as Twitter allows us to watch OJ Simpson react to DDR's impeachment starting off with the phrase "I've been involved in a few jury trials (haha)".

127  2021-02-24 by busslordlowkeybussin

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The fact that the Juice doesn't have a blue checkmark yet is pretty telling about the true meaning of blue checkmarks.

TFW even Nick “catboy fucker” Fuentes has a blur checkmark but you don’t because you allegedly murdered some w*man

He literally confessed to killing her.

When?

In the book "if I did it."

It was an open confession he wrote in the 3rd person.

At one point in the book he says something like "If I did kill my bitch ex wife, I would have used my favorite gloves, and been very happy I had left them on the table outside and they shrunk."

I didn’t read the book but i thought that the case wasn’t really that crystal clear as it was always said to be. I saw a doku on YouTube where they speculated that it was actually his son. But the things I’ve seen might also be biased schizo stuff lmao.

I mean it was pretty clearly him, the book was him rubbing it in.

https://famous-trials.com/simpson/1858-ifididit

I moved past the front door [of Nicole's condo] to take a closer look. There were candles burning inside, and I could hear faint music playing. It was obvious that Nicole was expecting company. I wondered who the f--k it was this time. I wondered if maybe Faye was coming over with some of her boy-toys so they could all get wild and dirty while my kids were sleeping upstairs.

Just as I was beginning to get seriously steamed, the back gate squeaked open. A guy came walking through like he owned the f--king place. He saw me and froze. He was young and good-looking, with a thick head of har, and I tried to place him, but I'd never seen him before. I didn't even know his name: Ron Goldman.

"Who the f--k are you?" I said.

"I, uh--I just came by to return a pair of glasses," he replied, stammering.

"Really? A pair of glasses, huh?"....

Who hasn’t wanted to murder their ex? He’s only doing what we’re all thinking.

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February 9th might as well have been 80 years ago, this drama is a cold case.

True but the Juice is eternal.

The juice needs to open his own line of tequila

Brand name: Fit Glove Tequila

Juice should run.