Surely this is the end of Zhromphf

45  2021-02-25 by Zero5urvivers

140 comments

I am unironically impressed at how long Father has been able to stop people from seeing his tax returns.

I cant figure out which would be more dramatic, finding something or finding nothing, but I would respect the ever loving shit out of ddr if there wasnt an issue in them and he held out just to be annoying.

Please, he's been hiding them for so long you know there's something in there.

I assume if you have participated in the new york real estate market you are probably guilty of money laundering at least

5D chess bay-bee! The more he fights the tax returns the attention isn't given to whatever fucked up shit he has really done. That or he is poor which would be worse than going to jail.

He was great at deflecting especially when he said to Hillary he'd release his tax returns when she releases her 30 000 emails.

I mean he's not really great at deflecting, he's just held to a very low standard by his base.

He used this same argument against Obama and claimed he'd release them if Obama released his BC.

Obama released it, and the tax returns never showed up.

What's weird to me is how defensive and unhinged they get over the returns. Like, if someone I supported refused to release them I'd find that sketchy. But they actually go out of their way to argue that he shouldn't have to release them.

Which makes me believe they know they're going to hurt Trump.

I mean he's not really great at deflecting, he's just held to a very low standard by his base.

Let's not pretend either party has standards when the only difference between Trump's behavior and Biden's is that media ignores Biden's and gets hysterical over Trump's.

Which makes me believe they know they're going to hurt Trump.

I remember this being the prediction which Rachel Maddow hyped having a copy of one of his old returns. I also remember this being the prediction when The New York Times published a copy of one of his returns. If history remains constant we're going to see a very disappointed prosecutor fuming because his fishing expedition didn't land a marlin.

Unironically thinking Biden is the same as DDR. Enlightened centrism strikes again.

On policy they're different, but most of the complaints about Trump were more about style than substance, and the style in question is worn just as badly by Biden as it is by Trump. They're a couple of doddering, old, white guys from the northeast, they're both handsy with the ladies, and both of them are about as eloquent as a drunken Britbong at a soccer match. You'd be hard pressed to find two more similar r-slurs.

Only one has been divorced twice, slept with pornstars and paid hush money, has been accused of rape (much different from being handsey), said on tape said sexual assault is ok.

But hey if you cant see the difference, to justify yourself that both of them are the same, then I want to drink some of that Kool-aid.

You don't think Biden wouldn't trade in The Reverend Doctor Jill Biden for a younger piece of ass if he thought it wouldn't hurt him politically?

Well, he probably wouldn't, since she didn't mind him and Ted Kennedy making waitress sandwiches back in the 80s and 90s. Why trade in the cow if it doesn't mind you milking other heifers, amirite?

LOLWUT, talk about whataboutism. I am pretty sure if Biden did half the things that Trump did Fox news would have been playing it 24/7.

Let's not pretend either party has standards when the only difference between Trump's behavior and Biden's is that media ignores Biden's and gets hysterical over Trump's.

Jesus Christ, how are you this unhinged Jubber? Nobody, nobody sane thinks Joe Biden is even in the same solar system as Donald Trump.

Biden is more popular than Trump for a reason.

I remember this being the prediction which Rachel Maddow hyped having a copy of one of his old returns. I also remember this being the prediction when The New York Times published a copy of one of his returns. If history remains constant we're going to see a very disappointed prosecutor fuming because his fishing expedition didn't land a marlin.

Jubber, you are in for a rough few months if you think his tax returns are going to stand up to scrutiny.

Cohen has been talking about this on his podcast for months and openly admitted to fabricating real estate values for Trumps taxes.

Nobody, nobody sane thinks Joe Biden is even in the same solar system as Donald Trump.

They aren't just in the same solar system, they're on the same planet, on the same continent, in the same country, the same state, same city, and living on the same street. Everyone who cried about "grab her by the pussy" and Trump's behavior around women get pissy when you refer them to hour-long videos of Biden sniffing and groping women and little girls. The same people that accuse Trump of being a rapist because of an allegation in a lawsuit that the plaintiff dropped and loved #metoo had a huge change of heart when one of Biden's former staffers accused him of sexual assault. Apparently there was an unspoken "but not that one" at the end of "believe all women."

The same people who whined that Trump was attacking the press whenever he snapped back at morons like Jim Acosta didn't see any problem with Biden doing the same.

The same people who accused Trump of profiting off his office got mad whenever anyone brought up Hunter Biden selling access to his dad and clapped when social media blocked stories about it.

I mean, I could go on, but every complaint anyone made about Trump can legitimately be made about Biden. They're both mush-mouthed idiots who can't speak without sounding like a baboon. They're both inappropriate with women. They're both suffering from (the early stages of) dementia. They're both old as fuck white guys from the northeast. They couldn't be any more alike unless they were twins.

You're an idiot to say otherwise. You're an idiot in general, so that probably goes without saying.

Dude you left out people crying that the proof Glormph is an evil racist is the shitty stuff he did with renting units back in the 70's/80's, when Joe "I don't want my daughter going to school in a jungle" Biden is literally on record being against desegregation.

It still blows my mind that some people can't see the hypocrisy. Or maybe the just don't care.

when one of Biden’s former staffers accused him of sexual assault. Apparently there was an unspoken “but not that one” at the end of “believe all women.”

It is #BELIEVEALLVICTIMS not the sexist #BELIEVEALLWOMEN, and Reade is not credible which is why she’s not a victim.

It is #BELIEVEALLVICTIMS not the sexist #BELIEVEALLWOMEN

WOMP-WOMP

You are literally one of only two people I know of who has replaced "women" with "victims."

Reade is not credible which is why she’s not a victim.

None of the women that accused Kavanaugh of sexual misconduct were credible, either, but it was BELIEVE ALL WOMEN all the way through that fucking circus.

Faludi shames contrarians for cynically appending a "believe all victims" hashtag alongside a question mark

Try again. The point is Reade isn’t a victim which is why it’s clear all the Biden faux outrage is more right wing spin.

They aren't just in the same solar system, they're on the same planet, on the same continent, in the same country, the same state, same city, and living on the same street. Everyone who cried about "grab her by the pussy" and Trump's behavior around women get pissy when you refer them to hour-long videos of Biden sniffing and groping women and little girls.

And stopped reading Jubber. I've already beat you into the dirt enough today and I'm not really interested in slapping down yet another round of fevered conservative delusions you picked up on breitbart.

I'll stay here in reality, you keep fabricating conspiracies about how reality is rigged against you.

The only thing you've beaten today is your tiny penis. Biden and Trump are practically the same r-slur. Sadly, they're still less r-slurred than you.

Literally no serious or competent person believes this Jubber.

Only because most serious and competent people doubt you have a penis to stroke.

No, because nobody with an above room temp IQ thinks Biden is the same as Trump.

Not one person. You're making it very obvious you're just someone that has fallen for conservative bullshit.

Years ago they realized they had no real popular policy agenda and were in a demographics death spiral.

So they opted to engage in heavy both siderism. The goal isn't to convince you that they're right, but to convince you everyone else is equally as wrong as they are.

This is of course hilariously absurd given how unhinged the Republican party is.

No, because nobody with an above room temp IQ thinks Biden is the same as Trump.

Biden is Bizarro Trump...or Trump is Bizarro Biden. Either way, you're stupid if you don't see the very visible similarities, especially after they've been pointed out to you. Maybe you should actually talk to someone with an IQ above room temperature so they can guide you through the comparison.

both siderism

The mating call of the Reddit r-slur.

I know nothing about tax auditing but is it even remotely reasonable for him to be under audit for 5 years.

Probably? It didn’t actually matter anyways since the IRS said that it was ok for him to release tax returns while he was under audit anyways since there isn’t an actual policy preventing that IIRC.

*Demented Daddy

Amazing how we've strayed this far into keyboard-mashing yet the Drumpf reference remains 100% instantly recognizable

Be Impressed with the fact that greatness of the US lies in the hands of old geriatric republicans and Dems. Imagine if actual competent people ran things. Like Aoc or Yang

AOC

competent

She thinks that unemployment is low because people work multiple jobs. She's a genuine dumbass.

They're a leaf that simps HARD for AOC. It's only because she's popular on this site. They're literally arrslashbandwagon. It's actually kind of frightening how much a canuck is obsessed with her.

She's not even smart by f-slur standards.

That's really not saying much when you compare her to almost anyone else in that party or the other of geriatric cunts.

she is a dumbass but the point is the bls doesn't count (rightly) that working multiple 5-20hr a week and gig jobs doesn't count as full-time employment, so you get increasingly common situations where people are working 35-80hrs a week without having benefits-granting full time positions, so no healthcare/retirement/dental/paid vacations, etc.

A lot of people are genuinely out of touch when it comes to broad economic trends like the gig economy or how its genuinely harmful to workers. Its going to get worse over the next few decades and I don’t think that there is anything we can do at this point if half the population thinks its either fake or its not bad and people need to stop whining about it.

Literally the only policy-based criticism I see from rightoids is this one take from her. That and half-baked criticisms of the green new deal.

Probably because this isn't something where you can just disagree and go "nuh-uh that's a good thing actually." It's an objectively stupid statement that there's no defending.

Not a rightoid btw

She has an economics degree so I think you’re the dumbass

Which reflects very poorly on the Boston University economics program.

It’s better than the Reddit school of “pulling right wing talking points out of my ass.”

Sneed.

Lmao.

AOC is literally the stereotypical dumb blond but Hispanic.

Any praise of commie mommy is verboten here.

I came here for Drama and increasingly I get serious posters. Damn man. Rightoids really do ruin everything.

Dude all you do is bring up AOC any chance you can . You try steer any post that's remotely political towards her. I'm not a rightoid but I do have a mind of my own and anyone who does can tell immediately that your beloved is an attention whoring idiot but anyone who points that out you just have to white knight for her. That's bad enough but the fact that you're Canadian and do it is in another realm of delusional posting.

Being a simp is not easy. In all seriousness though I admit I do like her, I think she has a way more value than most. It's an easy way to destroy on argument if someone could say well X is capable of this. The people hating on her are not hating on other much worse politicians. I just look at things practically.

If you looked at things practically you would realize that she's an insincere drama queen who jumps on any bandwagon her handlers tell her to associate herself with. She's the polar opposite of the space laser r-slurr with the too close eyes. I'm sure there are just as many that are worse than her but they're not as poorly acted and extremely transparent as she is.

If I had to decide between the two space lasers is far far worse.

zoz

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Imagine if actual competent people ran things. Like Aoc or Yang

Yes the rightoid agenda-posting truly is ruining this sub.

A lot of the fucking posts are serious are have no drama. Some are okay like the one about boogie. That was fucking hilarious, but most are just BS.

Youre by far the biggest agenda poster here leaf.

I think I just responded to you.

I think I just replied.

Yeah rightoids totally ruin everything. They were the ones that ruined this sub. I hated how they bitched and moaned about us making fun of them. So they ran to the admins to get us to stop.

Fucked up thing is I don't pick a side, for me it is about policy, leadership, competence, execution. I believe in minicom. I also believe in the death penalty. I believe in abortion. i also believe in low taxes. These dummies don't get that. So when I say something like you know what AOC has some good ideas and they sperg out it's amusing but depressing. Like imagine being that r-slurred. Say's a lot when they hate on her but not Ms. Space Lasers. I could go on but you get it.

Am curious did this really happen? Got more details bro?

So they ran to the admins to get us to stop.

I came here for drama

All you do is agenda post

Don't hate on ms. Space lasers

I'm starting to see you really are as delusional and deceitful as the dumb fuck actor you simp for.

Break it down for me man. How do I agenda post? Also which actress?

Are you literally r slurred? Everything you say in this sub is political which I've pointed out to you repeatedly but yet you act like you're just here to shit post and cut up and all you do is agenda post.

Also which actress

Idk man

oh god. If you say so dude.

also quit being abelist

R politics got removed from the main page immediately after appointing right wing moderators. Right wingers ruin everything

Rightoids being unable to not chimp out 24/7 and invade every non-woke space they could find was unironically what caused this sub to get cucked by the admins.

Yeah bro. The rightoids were always all over this site. They're literally around every corner waiting to say something racist.

I'm happy things are better for you here now though 😊. Don't worry, it's a safer space.

r/drama is my asylum...politically, socially, and sexually.

I didn’t say all over this site dipshit, I said they moved into this sub. Thankfully we privated long enough for Duexrama to get completely overrun and nuked because if not then this sub would have turned fully into MDEfugee sub number 110.