Having discovered the remedy for menopause is Only Fans, one mother inadvertedly teaches her children an important lesson about body positivity. This is the only lesson they'll be learning for now due to being expelled from their Catholic school.

98  2021-02-26 by busslordlowkeybussin

115 comments

California mom Crystal Jackson

And people are surprised she's a whore? 😕😕😕

Jackson never imagined anyone would subscribe to her channel, but within the first month, she had made $14,000 from her “risqué photos” and “sexy stories.” Today, she and her husband earn as much as $150,000 per month for “pretty tame” posts on their account.

Good for them tbh.

Yeah, but I'm still a bit lost on this particular bit:

Speaking to People about the ongoing situation, the mom of three said that she joined OnlyFans in September 2019 to try to repair her marriage with Chris, her husband of 14 years.

Wut? I just can't picture how the former could possibly lead to the latter. Making some cash, improving self-esteem or w/e - fine, but that reasoning seems rather spurious...

Honestly I wonder if it's something like "I'm having trouble finding you attractive but maybe if I recognize that other people find you attractive it'll rekindle things."

Whatever it is, I'm calling the husband a cuck.

Close. Dollars to doughnuts she didn’t feel attractive and therefore no sex, regardless of what husband said.

So basically it was

"My husband's opinion of me matters objectively less than the opinions held by random horny teens."

Got it.

Def a possibility but some incredibly easy digging shows that she has a reddit account and she has a comment mentioning that her husband posted the first picture of her.

Wow, just a cuck thing then I guess.

Idk she's not fat and has big boobs. Unless your low T how can you stop finding her attractive?

Maybe the issues with the marriage stemmed from money?

Yeah they seem a bit happier with that extra $150k a month spending money.

It makes sense on some level. If you aren't a weird jealous person, having tons of people think your wife is hot can be a turn on

edit: yesss i love when my comments get the ‘controversial’ tag 🤗... I’m so turned on rn

People - sure, I could see that. Internet simps? Not really. That whooshes the fuck over my head.

Aging, declining attractiveness, multiple kids, sexless marriage... these are desperate times for some people

I wasn't trying to be funny there, mate. I specifically don't see how getting what passes for a compliment among internet simps and incels could possibly be an enjoyable experience for any normal human. These people write as though they've never even talked to a girl, let alone had a conversation "go there". The amount of cringe is, frankly, bone-breaking...

I mean... if i was the husband i wouldn't be reading the comments. I'd just be collecting money and banging the shit out of my highly lucrative wife

Maybe now she can afford to fix her shitty boob job

The school is just exercising its rights to free speech consequences, I thought everyone was aboard for that

Just open your own school sweaty

Catholic mom's on only fans? strange days lads. maybe I'm not the crazy one

maybe I'm not the crazy one

Maybe, just maybe, we're ALL fucking crazy

“I was missing that intimacy we had, and a lot of it was because I was going through menopause,” she explained to People. “No matter what you do, you don’t feel attracted or sexy… so we tried different things to spice up our marriage.”

Twitter reacts:

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1364249423363117062?s=19

Subreddit: MrsPoindexter

The people all insecure about it lmao. Imagine being that much of a prude about people being internet exhibitionist.

The problem is they want to be picket fence whores. You don't get to show your asshole to the world then roll up to little league games. I pray for the children of these demons.

The good news is that with the kind of money she's pulling in, she can be an 8' high stone wall whore.

Hey that might be high enough for her kids to jump from

Why not?

Because

I don't see any connection between the two activities at all. It's like saying "you don't get to drink milk and ride horses".

Maybe you could enlighten me?

We still live in a time where people jerk off to porn actresses everyday, but still think those whores can't exist in society.

Boomer mentality

I'm not going to take you seriously if just saw your gaping asshole, no matter who you are. It could be Jesus himself departing the wisdom of the universe and all I would be doing is giggling and thinking about how he just showed me where he pooped from.

Who is talking about taking anyone seriously?

I had a reply typed up for your other comment and then you deleted it. It was better than this one and you should have gone with your first instinct.

Here you go:

Nobody needs to take her seriously... she’s just there to watch the little league game

I don’t take self-promoting fake rich real estate agents seriously either, but they’re always going to exist

Much better. I agree that she should be able to participate in little league as much as any other boring house wife, I'm just going to laugh every time she cheers loud because I've seen her gaping butthole. I just feel bad for her kids, because as soon as they get in any sort of confrontation, all the other kids have to do is pull up her onlyfans and they basically win.

100% agree

But if i were a parent it’d be pretty cool to be familiar with a few of the buttholes in attendance

Remembering my little league days, I think there are a lot of parents familiar with buttholes of other little league parents.

🌸 ➡️ my face

That's how you end up with pink eye.

I will diddle any lady’s pink eye put in front of me

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You don't get to show your asshole to the world then roll up to little league games.

Why not? To see their content you’d have to be going to look for it.

I pray for the children of these demons.

You’ve got issues with not being a complete prude sexually huh? Or just an incel?

Mcfuck I would rather read one of your shitty political posts than see you defending people who ruin their children's lives.

people who ruin their children's lives.

That was sending them to a Catholic school. Getting them expelled is probably for the best.

That's true but I wasn't even talking about getting kicked out of school. Their mother will be known anywhere they go.

I guess they could homeschool but then when is she gonna shoot her content? Nvm she'd probably do it with them there too since she doesn't care.

Their mother will be known anywhere they go.

That's my point! Look, we all now that children consider their parents and other adults deeply uncool and would be super ashamed to resemble them in any way, right? So sending your kids to a Catholic school practically guarantees them growing up into MEGA SLUTS, while having a camwhore mother results in kids who are deeply ashamed of that one time they accidentally read a few pages of hand-holding erotica.

That's not how childrearing works. If it worked that way, every child from West Virginia to Louisiana would be a meth-free straight-A student who waited until marriage to have children.

defending people who ruin their children's lives.

Her harlotry just saved her kids from being buttfucked by the school priest, she is a hero if anything.

She sent them there in the first place 😒

Redemntion arc.

lmao of course she's from Coronado. If you really do love drama, you're cheating yourself if you aren't a member of the Coronado Happenings Fb group. Do you know what you get if you put thousands of sailors and dependas right nex tdoor to a wealthy, somewhat-isolatee boomer enclave? You get uniquely toxic r-slurred neighborhood facebook group drama.

You pretty accurately described Coronado but let’s be honest, the drama isn’t all that much different than any other rich person area

Were the kids at Cathedral?

She’s pretty sexy tbh

Vicious as Roman rule