Basically, this all started 2 weeks ago when in the middle of the night I stole a pillow from under her head while she was sleeping.

Since then she's refused to sleep in the bed, opting for the floor.

We've been fighting over this constantly because I can't for the life of me understand why she'd prefer to sleep on the floor over a pillow theft.

Anyway, things have gotten worse and worse because she's gone down some anti-mattress rabbit hole and is citing some quack "scientist" that's claiming beds are a scam and floor sleeping is the way to go.

She's now trying to get me to sleep on the floor with her, and it's pissing me off. This reached a fever pitch today when she was on one of her daily "the mattress industry is a scam" rants and I called her a "floor t*ard."

She's refusing to talk to me now.