One weekend I was hammered and called something "gay" in a PM, got a 3 day suspension. My hungover brain decided the best way to appeal it was by saying:

Sorry, I was very drunk and my phone autocorrected it from "dismayed"!

My suspension was lifted.

I said something disparaging about something while we were private, we opened up like 2 or so months later and got a week long one for it like 2 days later. So you guys need to realize that when we go private then open up to the plebes again that certain types go back and read every post made while we were private.

I don't believe for a second you don't report posts. Way too much white lady energy.

I have noticed that you usually don't downvote, but you've snap downvoted me before.

This lie proves you're the one that reports drama posts.

Like I said, I've seen it.

Besides, you also claimed to not be pizza. That proves you're a liar, which means we can't trust you about this either.

A snap downvote is instant. You only get that shit when it's going directly to inbox.

m8

That deserves a downvote.

I'm not a reddit expert but I'm pretty sure people here are sperging out about downvotes when it's the unapprovedcels doing all the voting. I'm not sure if there even are 200 approved dramatards and some stuff gets upvotes in the 200+ range. So everyone needs to chill about complaining about it because we ain't private it's just approved users but everyone can see the sub.

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Imagine not upvoting lolcows

Reported.

Did AggressivelyHappySubmissions find it?

I suspect so since it was a reply to our beloved and dearly missed homocracy about the different levels of bussy lovers

Lmao a while back I posted a b@Rpf1NN copypasta and the admins warned me for “harassment.”

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I unironically call gamers subhuman every day of my life and I have never been reprimanded in the slightest.

Is it

Is it just true?

I am but a simple lol farmer, and I must shitpost to fertilize my field.

Dota players are a protected class according to chadmins.

Screencaps or it didn’t happen

or the fact they lifted the 3 day ban after I unironically called them r slurs in the ban appeal.

This dumb dumb

this virgin neet lies about everything to make himself seem cooler on the interwebz lol it's pathetic

His gf totally goes to another website guize, believe him.

his dis*ord e-GF is real, but it's been 3 years and they never met irl lol, she's from oregon and he's from florida

she's an alcoholic terminally-online 30 yr old neet whose elderly mom provides for and once posted nudes on a bunch of dis*ord s*rvers while drunk, also she cucked him and had voice sex (whatever that means) with some dis*ord mod (yikes) in exchange for mod perms, so pizza broke up with her then went back to her a week later 😂

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Oh shit that’s still a thing?

of course, these two were made for eachother

That is probably the MOST pathetic thing I've read in a good while.

Like not meme pathetic, but real life I feel sad for my mans kinda pathetic.

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I was glad I never bothered becoming a Disc*rdcel but this just makes me want to see its drama.

LMAFAO people like this really exist or are you fucking with me?? 😂😭😂😭

It's all true, there is plenty of other "people" like this on disc*rd too, it's a zoo of undesirables lol

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i thought you said you weren't pizza, so this doesnt concern you, right ? 🧐

what argument did i lose lol

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reply to this comment if you're racist

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reported for racism

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This site is a joke

What was the post that originally got you suspended?

Like choosing Russia or USA in Call of Duty? Some civilization in Civ?

Oh, how like most hackers have Chinese names?

Yeah that post disappeared while I was reading through it. I read it for like 2 minutes hit back and it was gone.

I remember that post (even commented on it), willing to bet that it was AHS. Not even a SRDine would find anything to complain about in that thread...

Admins are still reeling from the time they had to play against Yuri in Red Alert 2.

It warms my heart when corporations tell me what good and bad are so I don't have to think for myself. Thank you for your service Reddit anti-evil team.

The fact it was only three days

oh, come on, that's libel... you can call dramautists lots of things, but snitching to gigajannies is not something anyone here will do.

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I don't snitch 😡

why not it's pretty fucking cool

I’ve lived with my ex for over a year i’m already resigned to being the hermit crab equivalent of a man. I have nothing to lose cept this bitch i already hate which makes me incredibly dangerous 🦇

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