It is the year 4000 AD. You are a Mexomerican corporate slave bonded to Amazon. The only thing you have left is the belief that Georgeus F Christ died for your sins.

1  2021-03-11 by busslordlowkeybussin

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The year is 4000 AD. Years of conservative inbreeding and belief that coal fumes lead to superpowers has created a society in which the median IQ is 42.

The energy vampires, locked up in their utopia cities oppress real Americans and harvest their babies for adrenaline.

That sounds like the plot of a Dredd movie. Wish they made a sequel to the 2012 one.

2012 was honestly such a fun movie.

Fuck yeh. It was a basic, fun action movie with great characters, easy to follow plot and amazing visuals. Damn shame it didn't earn more money, could have easily made a cool trilogy.

I just rewatched it last week and it still holds up. I remember people eviscerating it when it released, but John Cusack deserves more respect than that.

Such a good movie. Even that seen where the psychic is exploring his mind. It was good. Good acting.

The average iq is always 100

Thank god Pizzashill is here to keep average that high.

If you don’t know the difference between median and average, I think you’ll be closer to the median come 4000 AD.

Do you know what a normal distribution is?

Do you know what a bimodal distribution is?

I'm going to distribute my cum to your mom.

From Ancient Texts the conservatives remember a long forgotten time, where they were proud masculine warriors with boundless strenth. Desired by all and fearless. Where it not for the treachery of the energy vampires it would be the world to rule.

Imagine if a white guy was choked out by the cops. He would be Pink Floyd

Kind of disappointed everyone has a camera and police have body cams now. Makes the witness drama a lot less fun, like with Michael Brown where you had multiple people telling completely contradictory stories, finding out some people weren't actually at the scene but heard the story through their boyfriend or people who just blatantly lied and thought it would be cool to be apart of the process.

extremely based and dramapilled