A convicted "inc*l" mass murderer tried to use autism as an excuse for his crimes — and failed

1  2021-03-11 by Tytos_Lannister

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van driver of peace

Bismillah, what use is that educational liberal agenda Faux News warned me about if they aren't teaching kids the progressive stack? This little a-slur got it all wrong, he should have claimed to be a tusken raider if he wanted to get away with it.

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Also lol at a Salon writer seething that this is bad because of negative 'tism stereotypes, not because he ran over a bunch of people.

That's because the writer stated he has a touch of the tism.

lmao I hadn't seen that one before

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#blessed

How did you all miss the prison bit?

That one's my favorite but it isn't as relevant. The other two are about a-slurs inappropriately handling situations involving violent death.

I miss this version of the onion. It was so relevant.

barber: what u want fam

this dude: "gimme the wooly willy"

barber: say no more fam

Literally laughed out loud reading this

no, dramatards, despite the popular perception, the fact that you are autistic is not a get-out-of-jail free card

To be fair it did keep that lulzsec retard who hosted ED and its sizable kiddy porn connection from getting deported to the US.

Mental illness, condition, trauma, is now a get out of jail card thanks to social media. Don't get me wrong we should be empathetic, but people should be held accountable too.

Everyone below the age of 40 has mental illness now

Autism actually enables the speed lane in Texas.

If you guys haven't watched Love on the Spectrum yet, do it. It's a dating show for tismos and they legitimately choose their partners based on whether they prefer videogames or manga. There's also a very sweet social worker lady who works with them. She's an older gal who definitely would have no clue what anime is if it weren't for her job, but since she works with ootismals all day, she has to have a basic working knowledge. Like she'll teach them how they can respond respectfully if their date enjoys an overrated anime such as Sailor Moon.

oooh this sounds like a fun show.

ALM: Austists Lives Matter

How do incels even still exist? Just get a hooker. It's cheap and easy.

What incels (typically) want is more of a housemaid that doubles as a sex toy. What they're too dumb to realize is that's what every man wants but you're not going to get it by spending 12 hours a day spamming memes and arguing with people on 4chan.

"Your honor, my client was merely sperging out."

The incel rebellion has begun!

That would be enough for me. Anyone who unironically writes that is clearly guilty of some crime.

This is fake news the judge ruled he wasn't even a non-sex haver.

Once he gets in jail and Bubba bends him over in his jail cell, he'll no longer be an incel.