As the announcement of Jennifer Lopez and Arod's break up goes public, professional steroid user and man consumed by burning rage Jose Canseco immediately starts spergposting on Twitter.

1  2021-03-13 by busslordlowkeybussin

Canseco and Arod hate each other after Canseco accused Arod of fucking his wife Jessica.

He has previously rageposted about it.

Here, here, here

He also hit on JLO on Twitter like this

Now they've broken he's gone all in like this, this, this, this, this, this, this,

Also shoutout to Canseco's hot daughter

22 comments

1  busslordlowkeybussin 2021-03-13

Bonus:

Canseco's take on aliens

1  noPENGSinALASKA 2021-03-13

He also let a Barstool Intern wax his ass

1  __TIE_Guy 2021-03-13

That's hot NGL. Did he maintain eye contact while he got that bussy prepped.

1  fernguts 2021-03-13

Fucking awesome. I love this guy.

Great post!

1  HodorTheDoorHolder__ 2021-03-13

"I'm willing to take a polygraph to prove that I was cuckolded by Alex Rodriguez!"

1  thebrokenbell 2021-03-13

SENPAIIIIIII, are all baseball players wrecked by roid rage?

LOVE YOU!!! ❤️❤️⚾⚾

1  DeanofPSU 2021-03-13

Lets not forget about the time a games journalist trolled Jose into writing an introduction on his book about aligator air force pilots.

1  alphetaboss 2021-03-13

Jose reminds me of a dramposter if he was ever able to get up out of the computer chair. We should mod him.

1  DeanofPSU 2021-03-13

Don't let me stop you. Its been 7 years since he posted but if you search for Jose Canseco AMA, you might find a viable user name...

1  alphetaboss 2021-03-13

That decision is out of my hands thankfully. Imagine being a jannie...

1  DeanofPSU 2021-03-13

Its not all billion dollar yachts and snorting cocaine off instathot tits, but you're close.

1  __TIE_Guy 2021-03-13

Jose AMA when?!

1  alphetaboss 2021-03-13

You're killing it with the posts lately.

Jennifer Lopez need a man that will be by your side 247 who is older than you are and it's broke I fit that category perfectly I'm your man

Man says he'll be faithful cuz he's broke. Fantastic.

1  Lysis10 2021-03-13

JLo should just get into porn already and call it a day. No one respects her anymore, even before A-Roid. She tried to be the spanish Madonna, but JLo got popular because she $ucked the right people, Madonna is actually good.

well jeeez, don't blame her for fucking diddy when he was daddy.

1  alphetaboss 2021-03-13

In what world is Madonna actually good? She had 2 decent songs ever, one of which she stole from gay men in NYC. The other one was popular purely for the fact that people wanted to think about taking madonna's virginity.

1  ArachnoLibrarian 2021-03-13

heh

1  Im-Probably-Drinking 2021-03-13

Sorry for the seriouspost, but who is JLo married to and divorcing now, what? I can't keep up anymore.

For realz, can someone give me a quick timeline or recap?

Last thing I barely remember is Ben Affleck and Marc Anthony drama, and I didn't even care about that.

WTF shenanigans is "Jenny from the block" getting up to now, and why are her manslaves' feelings about it interesting?

1  busslordlowkeybussin 2021-03-13

New guy is Alex Rodriguez

He earned a total of $441.3 million over his MLB career, the most in the history of baseball

Definitely a great baseball player. Non-sports fans will probably know him for doing roids and getting caught in a scandal.

In an interview on Undeniable with Joe Buck (via ESPN.com), Rodriguez said he lost his reputation and cost himself over $40 million in salary by taking steroids

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2738639-alex-rodriguez-says-ped-suspension-cost-him-his-reputation-more-than-40m

Not sure about JLO. Tbh she has no talent so point keeping up with her, she's always been a clout feature than a clout creator. Only memorable thing I remember about her was when Diddy got caught with a gun so she wore that sexy af dress

1  Ravensthrowit 2021-03-13

Relevant today as it was when the man spoke it

1  fernguts 2021-03-13

"Next girl you see arod with will be a 25 to 30 year old hot fitness model. The truth hurts."

Um..... Gotem? I wish people would make disses about me like that.

1  busslordlowkeybussin 2021-03-13

The next girl you see fernguts with will be a 49 to 55 year old male dramanaut. The tuth hurts.

1  __TIE_Guy 2021-03-13

What's Jose supposed to expect? A Rod is called A rod for a reason. Jose has such a lack of cuck etiquette. Great post OP