Texas man drove BMW dealership loaner car to rob bank, tried to use stolen money to buy BMW

1  2021-03-14 by trailerparkmalarkey

10 comments

Idk if all we have hear about are the dumb criminals or criminals, in general, are just dumb.

Smart ones either don't get caught or get caught doing more mundane things.

Based.

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Floridaman has a Texasman contender.

If it was Florida he would've robbed a liquor store instead of a bank, and been wearing nothing but a butt plug and cocaine residue

Don't forget the fury suit, he would be white, and obese.

And the gun would've been an alligator dude found on his way

Goddamn sunshine laws causing the press to overlook 49 states' worth of degenerate poors and addicts.

Pretty degenphobic IMO.