We Open innocently...No. We open to someone accusing Israel of being an apartheid regime and then denying the Holodomor.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel#Israel_as_an_Apartheid_Regime

LIR, RULER OF OMICRON SEVEN, begins by ranting about how the Jews are committing genocide.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_1

When is a state not a nation, and a nation not a state?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_2

Israel Vs. North Ireland

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_3#Israel_vs_Northern_Ireland

Agenda Posting? On Wikipedia? It's more common than you'd think.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_3#Controversial_material_in_demographics_section

"Irony of Protection."

As PJ O'Rourke once said "Lots of things are ironic when you're stupid."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_3#Irony_of_protection

Someone sees fit to mention his personal opinion of Her Sharon

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_3#Personal_Opinion_of_Ariel_Sharon

One man makes a stand against biased editing. He stands on his head and spins in circles. That joke was funnier in the original Yiddish.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_3#%22territories_held_only_since_1967%22

What even is Democracy, man?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_4#%22Single_multi-party_democracy%22

Kurdistan was still a thing all the way back in 2004.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_4#Occupation

Four issues

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_4#The_Four_Issues

Palestinian politics is brought up, including the ugly truth that Hamas hates Christians.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_4#Votes_for_Palestinians

There's apparently a conspiracy among geographers to get the Middle East renamed Southwest Asia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_4#Do_not_remove_%22Southwest_Asia%22

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_4#Swastikas

Someone added Swastika all over the article. Typical for Wikipedia.

It's a clash of the kittens when two editors butt heads. '

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_4#%22Jayjg%22:_Who_are_you?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_4#Jayjg,_Wikipedia_is_not_your_private_sandbox

The complexities of war and history are hammered down by one particularly stupid wikipedian into "JEWS BAD. MUSLIMS R GUD."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_5#What's_an_unsigned_contributor?_Israeli_ethnic_cleansing_is_a_fact

Fun fact: Muslim Arab Israelis get offended when you call them Palestinians. The two communities do not like each other.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_5#%22minorities%22_in_Israel

One man is determined to get Israel reclassified as Aparthied instead of a Parliamentary Democracy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_6#Israel's_form_of_government:_a_parliamentary_democracy

The phrase "zionist liar" is used unironically. I haven't heard such disgraceful talk since the last time my nazi uncle visited.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_6#%22Propaganda%22

"Jews left the Arab nations of their own free will. SHUT UP!"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_23#Reverted_change

"Wikipedia is a Jewish Encyclopedia"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_24#Amazing_-_anything_but_%22Jewish_Narrative%22_is_instantly_deleted

Ethnocracy is not a real word.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_24#Freedom_House_text

"The paper was titled "Body size and leg length variation in several species of darkling beetles (Coleoptera: Tenebrionidae) along a rainfall and altitudinal gradient in the Negev Desert (Israel)". It doesn't matter what lofty organization wrote the paper; the paper does not have "a clear decisive relevance to the matter in hand". "

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_25#deleted_reference

A world renowned expert in eighteen year old girls

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_27#Differentiating_West_Bank_from_Gaza

I'm mainly posting like this so you can access all the pages on a single page. Aren't I nice?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_14#There_should_be_a_section_on_Israeli_state-sponsored_Terrorism_&_the_Apartheid_System_Legally_used_in_Israel

No. If I was nice I wouldn't be doing this to you or myself.

Mel Gibson and Newsbusters is mentioned. Fun fact about his film Passion of the Christ. Jesus would have died from his injuries before being crucified if it had actually happened that way.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_14#this_article_is_such_a_great_example_of_what's_said_in_the_below_website

Interestingly, he meant "the Haredi" and not black Americans, as I originally thought, when he said "real Jews". If you don't know what I'm talking about here look up Black Hebrew Israelites. It's a heretical cult that's mainly Southern Baptist with a smattering of appropriated Jewish tradition and lots and lots of hate for white people. One of them shot up a kosher market.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_14#Real_Jews_(Haredi_anti-Zionism)

Does Amnesty International hate Jews?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_15#NPOV_Tag_for_Human_Rights

Someone calling himself Volksgeist is doing hostile edits to the Israel Wikipedia page. You can take the Kraut out of the death camp...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_15#Haim_Ramon_Quote

Could Canada beat Israel?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_15#Israel's_Military

"It should be called the Illegal state of Israel"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_19#Israel

"The Jews want peace, but Arabs live to die in battle"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_19#%22Zionists_arming_themselves%22 "Jewish-Ottoman" conspiracy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_19#Sephardi_Jew_discrimination_claim

"Clearly Wikipedia is owned by Zionists"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_19#Clearly_Wikipedia_is_%22Owned%22_by_Zionists

This is getting nightmarishly dull, so from here on out I'm only including drama that is interesting and isn't a repeat of earlier drama.

Someone switches the Israeli flag for the Nazi one

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_20#Vandalism

Obvious troll is obvious

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_20#Occupation_of_Palestine

Minorities at risk is an awful source.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_20#%22Minorities_at_Risk%22

"The clever Jews tricked the Hizballah(THE PARTY OF GOD PEACE BE UPON THEM) into shelling them so they'd have an excuse to invade and eat Lebanese babies. WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M CRAZY?!?"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_20#Israel_pre-planned_War_in_Lebanon

Someone calls Israel "The Heretical state". Wut.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_21#Mislabeled

Someone claims that the Israelis bribe Jews into becoming Israeli citizens

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_21#Use_of_money_in_convincing_Jews_from_around_the_world_to_become_Israeli_citizens

"We are not dumb"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_22#Article_missing_information

He uses the term "Ukranian famine." A tankie apparently brought it up to claim there's debate about whether it's a genocide.

Bad users never die. They are only REBORN.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_6#Arab-Jewish_Relations_in_Israel

Borat is commander of Glorious ARAB LEAGUE!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_6#%22Hoping_to_annihilate_the_new_Jewish_state%22

Someone sarcastically speaks the truth.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_6#'Long_considered_Israel_a_national_home'

Is a homeland and the holyhand the same thing?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_6#Jews_have_considered...

The Arabs really wanted to throw the Jews into the sea.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_6#%22Throwing_Jews_into_the_sea%22

The Smug Athiest in his natural habitat

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_6#Is_there_a_controversy_page_for_Israel?

Some yahoo gets upset about spousal law in Israel

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_7#The_new_edition

"As a Jewish man"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_7#This_version

"Paul find his non-Jewish God on the way To Damascus"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_8#Origins_of_Judaism/Christianity

"Blacks in America had full rights under the law in the 1950s"

"No they didn't"

"SHUT UP ZIONIST!"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_8#Good_faith_/_Bad_faith

Does the African nationalist, terrorist, racist, politician, and communist Desmond Tutu's opinion belong in the opening paragraph of an article on Israel? According to Wikipedia, yes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_8#Desmond_Tutu

Creepy little dude went digging through another wikipedian's post history

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_8#Liberated

Turns out the Arabic Wikipedia is even worse.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_28#Arabic_version

"Jews don't really exist"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_28#Palestinian_people_were_original_settlers_20,000_years_ago

Wikipedia says that World War 2 was a Jewish conspiracy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_29#World_War_II(2)_and_the_effects_on_Israel

"ARAB GENOCIDE"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_29#Why_is_their_no_mention_of_Israeli_Genocide_against_Arabs?

Wikipedia is biased against Israel

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_30#%22Wikipedia_is_biased_against_Israel%22:_Israeli_internet_researcher

Antisemitic atheists. Civilized people lose their religion easily, but cling to superstition, and what's more superstitious than bigotry?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_30#%22History%22_-_%22Traditional_view%22

Never get married in Israel. It's a legalistic nightmare

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_30#Racist_Country

There are four kinds of schools in Israel. This is turning educational.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_30#segregated_schools

I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_34#Ethnic_Groups:_Jews_in_Ancient_Japan?

Did Israel annex the Golan Heights? Who the hell knows. Wikipedia certainly doesn't.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_9#Golan_annexation?

Someone dunks on the American black community by comparing them unfavorably to the Druze community.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_9#The_Druze_community?

Slimvirgin was a bad boy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_9#SlimVirgin'

A wikipedian comes in, pisses off everything, and then throws a tantrum

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_9#Totally_disputed

Someone gives what they claim is "the Arab point of view". It's really really dumb

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_10#Dispute

Are Palestinians sweet little lambs or hellspawn who live only to kill jews? Two wikipedians debate this, because humans are the lord's cruelest mistake

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_10#NPOV

Someone brings up the UN human rights council. Someone else points out the UN is a sick joke and its headquarters should be demolished and replaced with an upscale shopping mall.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_10#UN_Violations

Someone claims that racist and fascist pages are the only "non-Zionist" sources he can find

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_11#Foreign_Aid

Zionist is what antisemites call Jews when calling them k-slur would get them defunded.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_11#NPOV

Someone is outraged that the Israelites aren't enslaving Bedouin villages or making them live somewhere permanently and stop being nomads.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_11#Biased_Article

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_11#Response_to_Roy

Nazis love the UN.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_11#Response_to_Roy

Leftwing antisemites claim that Israel is not a country.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_11#Not_a_Country_?

Archive 11 and 12 start out identical. weird

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_12

Bad faith post

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_12#Unfair_Deletions

BIASED?!? ME?!?! HOW DARE YOU ?!?!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_12#WHAT_IS_AN_OPINION_ANYWAY?

Is this talk page a metaphor for the conflict?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_12#This_talk_page_as_a_metaphor_for_the_conflict?

current conflict with Lebanon

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_12#War_POV

HUMAN RIGHTS'

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_13#Added_a_Section_on_Human_Rights_Abuse

"ANTISEMITISM IS CCHUST A SNOKESCREEN FOR DER K-SLURS"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_13#Anti-Semitism

Israel once sank a US boat. This has forever become a rallying cry for antisemitic Americans who want to make grey black.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_13#Regarding_the_USS_Liberty Someone really wants a human right's section.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_13#Specific_Objection

Someone types in all caps

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_13#Questionable_Credibility_of_Sources_Cited

Lots of ahistorical bullshit

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_13#The_truth_about_Israel

Mouth breather rants about "real jews"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_14#Real_Jews

Isn't "systemic bias" meant to indicate things like why we have more coverage of Pokémon characters than African history, or whatever?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_14#Criticism

Someone actually comes out and dares name the problem of internet Jihad

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_14#Why_Israel?_Why_the_Jews?

Wikipedia is not a place to discuss your personal ideals

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_14#Revert_as_much_as_you_want

Someone notes the obvious about the talk page

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_14#Clean_up_this_talk_page!

Israel, like Japan, welcomes guests, but please remember that you are a guest and eventually leave.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_16#Universal_Sufferage

The Jews stole our land!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_17#Zionists_armed_themselves_from_1920_-_or_from_1880?

I am sick and busy and have no time to support my outrageous claims

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_18#Mizrachi_discrimination?

Someone denies Israel is even a country

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_18#Wikinews_has_some_issues_with_Israel's_nation_status

"David was an obscure chieftain" claims the ignoramus.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_18#Highly_misleading_claims_as_to_occupation_and_government_of_the_land_of_Israel.

The phrase Jewocracy is coined. We are all dumber for having heard it

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_36#Israel_is_NOT_a_democracy

Someone claims, in a refreshing reversal of Wikipedia's usual Nazism, that Israel is a puppet of the US

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_36#Issue_of_Israel_being_a_client_state_or_satellite_state_-_the_issue_was_pressured_to_be_brought_up_on_Talk:East_Germany

Perfidious Albion turns upon the Jews

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_37#Holocaust_survivors

Usual drive-by stupidity ranting about bloodthirsty Jews. Do keep in mind I'm only giving you the interesting bits.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_38#How_Israel_was_established

Former entities in infobox? I'm just as confused as you are.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_40#Former_entities_in_infobox

Jihad is waged

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_41#NPOV_has_been_removed_from_this_article

Does Israel have the longest occupation in modern times? One entire page is wasted on this nonsense

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_43#%22Longest_military_occupation_in_modern_times%22

The Jihadi editor cries out in pain as he strikes you

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_44#This_article_details_Jewish_casualties_but_not_Arab_casualties,_is_it_giving_a_NPOV?

Half a page about a random child

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_46#Israeli_girl

Anyone who constantly talks about Zionists probably means Jews, and wouldn't call them Jews.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_48#Orwellian_writing

Palestinian Lives Matter

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_50#Palestinian_lives_matter_(separated_from_thread_above_to_avoid_confusion)

An earthquake might trigger ww3

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_69#Statement_that_a_magnitude_7.4_earthquake_would_have_dire_consequences_for_world_peace_-_marked_as_cn_and_Dubious

Is Israel heading towards a civil war?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_69#Israel_heading_for_civil_war?

Israel is a theocracy just like the other shitty Middle eastern nations. Also Wikipedia doesn't know what a theocracy is and thinks the government avoiding involvement in marriage matters is theocratic.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_75#Isn't_Israel_(becoming)_a_Theocracy?

Good sense wins for once on Wikipedia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Israel/Archive_78#RfC_-_Democracy

It's nice to know my efforts go appreciated.

This was genuinely unpleasant. If you think this is boring to read imagine how dull it was wading through 78 pages of antisemtic drivel to find a few gold nuggets of drama.

FOR YOU! ALL FOR YOU!