In any case, fuck Pennsylvania. 18 counts is insane, even for bureaucrajannies. He must have fucked the wife of one of the fish and boat authority auditors or something.
Yeah, the amount of rules that Fish and Wildlife agencies have is insane. They make it almost impossible to have any fun outside if you want to follow all the rules. I'm pretty sure they only have so many so that they can fine you if you don't roll over as soon as they start talking. I hate them more than I hate cops.
Having grown up around them, I swear Louisiana Wildlife and Fisheries are the most powerful entity in the world. It's like they have some sort of unlimited jurisdiction to search you and your house for a violation with no need for a warrant.
My dad mistakenly killed a wood duck during teal season when my brother and I were kids and got hemmed up so bad he never went hunting during teal season again. Granted, it's hard to ID a duck at daybreak in a dimly lit swamp when every one of them is just a black silhouette flying at ludicrous speed between cypress trees. We always joked about it, telling him he likely would've gotten off easier if had accidentally shot another hunter.
That's probably true. I had an uncle in law go to jail for catching too many fish out of the lake one time. Granted, he and his 3 friends caught 400 fish in one day, but they were immigrants and didn't know any better lol. They even went after the friends and family who stored the fish in their freezers. He spent 3 weeks in jail for that. We had some good catfish though.
First of all you shouldn't hate. Cortisol will eat you from the inside out. You might strongly dislike something, but don't hate.
Second, every wildlife person and ranger I've ever dealt with in real life, and it has been many times over many years, has been pretty cool people (I've even been courted to join the forces and have all credentials for it). I'm sure there's bad apples as there are in any bunch, but I've been personal friends with and involved with a whole lot of "fish cops" and wildlife peeps who really were good people.
Pennsylvania has stricter liquor laws than Utah, more depopulated rust belt shitholes than Ohio, and Philadelphia. I'll concede that some of the countryside is real pretty, but it's also infested with Amish and boilo-swilling, perogi-sucking degens. Overall it's easily a bottom-10 state.
I can't believe I found someone who hates PA as much as me. I've never met anyone from that state that wasn't a bottom tiered human. Plus they say yinz and that should be a crime.
It sounds crazy but it's not unusual. It's like how anytime you get arrested they throw everything they can possibly imagine at you. They do it to try and scare you into a plea agreement. A bunch of that will get dropped or tossed.
I feel like talking about your criminal charges on youtube is a bad idea but I wish more people did it. Right off the top he admits that the creek ran through another person's property which has a lot of animals, you're doing the gover-jannies research for them.
"I pay literally hundreds of thousands of dollars in taxes and I don't even want free stuff, I just want to be left alone and the government can't help itself but to, like: 'Here's a guy having fun making a living, you know, living his dream, let's try to ruin that as best we can. We've got to ruin it, we have to.' Still, like, it's pretty crazy and I think they are trying to throw the book at me because it's easy and it's on video or to make an example because it's a video that got 1.6M views."
Wrecking a TRX for only 1.6M views is a huge failure. There are guys on youtube that camp somewhere and get 2M that cost them nothing. And do it every week!
Don’t worry man. When your new president Harris has her way you won’t see any electric cars jumping anything. Just drive to your cubicle and work your day away and after that you can meet your buddies for a 7 dollar latte and discuss how none of you can please your wives because your so boring. Thank you for your vote and your new America. Sigh...
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7 trailerparkmalarkey 2021-03-16
I'm calling bullshit on that one.
In any case, fuck Pennsylvania. 18 counts is insane, even for bureaucrajannies. He must have fucked the wife of one of the fish and boat authority auditors or something.
6 alphetaboss 2021-03-16
Yeah, the amount of rules that Fish and Wildlife agencies have is insane. They make it almost impossible to have any fun outside if you want to follow all the rules. I'm pretty sure they only have so many so that they can fine you if you don't roll over as soon as they start talking. I hate them more than I hate cops.
7 ShitTornadoToOz 2021-03-16
Having grown up around them, I swear Louisiana Wildlife and Fisheries are the most powerful entity in the world. It's like they have some sort of unlimited jurisdiction to search you and your house for a violation with no need for a warrant.
My dad mistakenly killed a wood duck during teal season when my brother and I were kids and got hemmed up so bad he never went hunting during teal season again. Granted, it's hard to ID a duck at daybreak in a dimly lit swamp when every one of them is just a black silhouette flying at ludicrous speed between cypress trees. We always joked about it, telling him he likely would've gotten off easier if had accidentally shot another hunter.
1 alphetaboss 2021-03-16
That's probably true. I had an uncle in law go to jail for catching too many fish out of the lake one time. Granted, he and his 3 friends caught 400 fish in one day, but they were immigrants and didn't know any better lol. They even went after the friends and family who stored the fish in their freezers. He spent 3 weeks in jail for that. We had some good catfish though.
4 heretobefriends 2021-03-16
It's a youtuber, so it should have been 19.
4 trailerparkmalarkey 2021-03-16
Yeah, but I hate fish cops more than I hate youtubers so I'm still mad
2 thenortheastface 2021-03-16
First of all you shouldn't hate. Cortisol will eat you from the inside out. You might strongly dislike something, but don't hate.
Second, every wildlife person and ranger I've ever dealt with in real life, and it has been many times over many years, has been pretty cool people (I've even been courted to join the forces and have all credentials for it). I'm sure there's bad apples as there are in any bunch, but I've been personal friends with and involved with a whole lot of "fish cops" and wildlife peeps who really were good people.
5 trailerparkmalarkey 2021-03-16
Okay, well I strongly dislike and distrust non-elected regulatory officials with power of search and seizure.
AFCAB all fish cops are bureaucrats
3 thenortheastface 2021-03-16
The African Centre for Capacity Building (AFCAB)?
3 trailerparkmalarkey 2021-03-16
Association For Canadians Against Bullwinkle
2 thenortheastface 2021-03-16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKcFtgzcjiM
1 heretobefriends 2021-03-16
Follow fish law and you won't have any problems.
1 DeanofPSU 2021-03-16
Hey now, Pennsylvania is lovely
4 trailerparkmalarkey 2021-03-16
Pennsylvania has stricter liquor laws than Utah, more depopulated rust belt shitholes than Ohio, and Philadelphia. I'll concede that some of the countryside is real pretty, but it's also infested with Amish and boilo-swilling, perogi-sucking degens. Overall it's easily a bottom-10 state.
5 alphetaboss 2021-03-16
I can't believe I found someone who hates PA as much as me. I've never met anyone from that state that wasn't a bottom tiered human. Plus they say yinz and that should be a crime.
6 DeanofPSU 2021-03-16
Go worsh your mouth out with crick water you dirty eyetalian
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2021-03-16
My mom's from Pittsburgh and she's top-tier, you fuckin jagoff.
1 alphetaboss 2021-03-16
My apologies, forgot about your mom, she was pretty top tier in the sack.
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2021-03-16
I knew I was going to get some variety of this reply, lol.
1 alphetaboss 2021-03-16
It would have been more clever, but I was tired. I'll try better next time.
1 ironicshitpostr 2021-03-16
No
0 Leylinus 2021-03-16
It sounds crazy but it's not unusual. It's like how anytime you get arrested they throw everything they can possibly imagine at you. They do it to try and scare you into a plea agreement. A bunch of that will get dropped or tossed.
5 Corporal-Hicks 2021-03-16
that video is so fucking stupid but this is clear over reach by the fish cops. He will get everything dismissed except one token charge.
5 AugustinesBitchBoy 2021-03-16
I feel like talking about your criminal charges on youtube is a bad idea but I wish more people did it. Right off the top he admits that the creek ran through another person's property which has a lot of animals, you're doing the gover-jannies research for them.
4 thenortheastface 2021-03-16
5 trailerparkmalarkey 2021-03-16
🤣🤣🤣
1 ArachnoLibrarian 2021-03-16
Did you just find Pizzas' youtube account?
3 Zero5urvivers 2021-03-16
He had it coming.