Crackhead Pillowdaddy is launching his own social media platform next week, and announced that he's "hired a team of investigators" to put Zuck and Jack in jail

1  2021-03-17 by fujiste

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Barely any of these rightoid social media sites ever work, and its not exactly for the reasons most people think. They tend to fail because of two reasons, either they become hyper insular and radicalize to the point where the glowies get involved, or the userbase stops bothering with it because being unable to directly fuck with centroids or leftoids drives the userbase insane with boredom. There are exceptions of course but at its core shit like this tends to happen when people decide to make political spaces and personal communities merge.

It's not even that. Wokie sites do okay, because they started as purely and explicitly non-ideological. Eventually, after capturing the userbase, they did start cutting off "problematic" parts, thus maintaining centroids and whatnot who just want to grill and could not give two fucks.

Any site that starts out specifically as the opposition to an established social network will only ever gain traction among the discontents. Which is necessarily going to be a rather insular community.

An ardent supporter of the false conspiracy theory that former President Donald Trump lost the 2020 presidential election due to massive voter fraud, Lindell warned Zuckerberg that he would be joining Dorsey in jail while claiming that Twitter had at one point hijacked his account to post content that falsely made it appear he was "ok" with the outcome of the election.

"I'm also going after all the people that hire these hit jobs, like the cancel culture," Lindell said. "Who's behind that? I have big teams investigating that, I've put in a lot of money. I want to find out who orders the code red, so to speak? Who orders this stuff? Who's out there that attacks my Twitter, Facebook, my Instagram, my Wikipedia?"

"By the time I get done, there's gonna be lawsuits, I'm telling ya," added Lindell. "Jack Dorsey, Mark [Zuckerberg] from Facebook, all these people... I'm not letting up and we're going to find out who things they can get by with canceling people."

This terminal r-slur is gonna singlehandedly cancel "the cancel culture." I, for one, can't wait.

false conspiracy theory

Whoever wrote this should be shot.

I love how the largest examples of attempted cancels can be conservative driven and they've somehow convinced themselves it's "the left."

They legit had a meltdown and tried to get a black guy fired from the NFL for kneeling, something the president himself got involved in.

They then tried to boycott and cancel nike for supporting him, and as far as I know the only real victim of the entire event was a sports store owner that thought he could run a sports store with no Nike:

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2820737-colorado-sporting-goods-store-to-shut-down-after-nike-ban-over-colin-kaepernick#:~:text=A%20Colorado%20sporting%20goods%20store,his%20protest%20against%20social%20injustice.

Can't wait until they arrest Zuckerberg for "really evil criminal things."

The only thing Dorsey should be arrested for is growing a beard that makes him look like he's the lead singer of a folk band.