I genuinely can't wrap my feeble mind around the concept of wanting Trump speaking anywhere near me, much less at a life serious event such as a wedding.
These people have money too so what you said makes it that much worse. It could be as a joke, but it doesn't look like that. The funny thing is all he talks about is himself, the last 10 seconds are dedicated to the couple.
I'm a jannie of 🏴☠️/JoeBiden and 🏴☠️/EnoughTrumpSpam and even I find this hysterical in a morbid, pathetic sorta way at this point. If I married a qt3.14 with a dark sense of humor from a wealthy family, I could see hiring him as an unwitting comedic donkey show sorta thing.
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1 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2021-03-28
This is so sad. There’s bad wedding speeches and then there’s this which just split already. Marriage over if you let it start like this.
1 thenortheastface 2021-03-28
I genuinely can't wrap my feeble mind around the concept of wanting Trump speaking anywhere near me, much less at a life serious event such as a wedding.
1 __TIE_Guy 2021-03-28
These people have money too so what you said makes it that much worse. It could be as a joke, but it doesn't look like that. The funny thing is all he talks about is himself, the last 10 seconds are dedicated to the couple.
1 JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-03-28
I'm a jannie of 🏴☠️/JoeBiden and 🏴☠️/EnoughTrumpSpam and even I find this hysterical in a morbid, pathetic sorta way at this point. If I married a qt3.14 with a dark sense of humor from a wealthy family, I could see hiring him as an unwitting comedic donkey show sorta thing.
1 thenortheastface 2021-03-28
Yeah, I could see that. Court Jester, party clown.
1 artemis_m_oswald 2021-03-28
I like to imagine this is trump's way of doing the paid speech money laundering that all other presidents did.
1 __TIE_Guy 2021-03-28
You know he consumated their marriage.
1 busslordlowkeybussin 2021-03-28
He should have used executive order to bring back prima nocta.
1 __TIE_Guy 2021-03-28
If he knew what that was, I am sure he would have.
1 tiptopkitkat 2021-03-28
He would like to, but I am pretty sure he cant get it up and that is why he is so angry all the time.
1 EarlCampbellsMeat 2021-03-28
A man with testosterone and some intensity is now considered "angry" by the meek low t weed generation.
1 tiptopkitkat 2021-03-28
Obese man with bad skin, bad diet, cant even hold a glass of water properly is the new benchmark for high testosterone level.
1 EarlCampbellsMeat 2021-03-28
I 👥 love 🖤💚❤ old 👴 school 🏫 photos 📷🌈 like 😄 this. Big 📏🐘🍆 strong 💪🏻 man 👦 not afraid 😱 to work 💼. Great 👍 no 🚫 nonsense 🙄🙃🤪 clothes 🚋👗✉. Some style 💈 but 🍑 ready 👅😏 to work 💼. No 🙅🏻🚫 time 🕐 for nonsense 😔 video 📹 gsmes. Gardinging like 💖 a proud 😤 man 👨🏻🌊😍, but 😛🍑 also 👨 Never ❌ smoked 🚬 marijuana 🌿 in those days 🌞. Has a big 😳😱 bulge 🍆 or "penis 🍆" and proud 😤 of it. Today's 📅 generation 👌 of men 👨🏿 are so shy 😳 and afraid 😱 to talk 🗣🎼🎵 to women 👩. Meanwhile ⌛⏳ its the opposote for the women 👩 they have their boobs 🍒 out at a drop ⬇ of a hat 🅱.
1 __TIE_Guy 2021-03-28
Oof. I also think he wears diapers.
1 preserved_fish 2021-03-28
I miss that high-T ramp running of his.
1 busslordlowkeybussin 2021-03-28
Kanye perfected the high T running.
1 preserved_fish 2021-03-28
Now that's what I am looking for in a President of the United States.
1 JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-03-28
Didn't Stormy Daniels claim that his dick looked like a small mushroom?
1 wizdumb337 2021-03-28
Im pretty sure she said toad from Mario brothers.
1 JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-03-28
Even better and YES, that was it!
1 wizdumb337 2021-03-28
If that one leaked pics of him I saw where he's getting a full body spray tan was real, and boy it sure looked real, then she's 100% correct.
1 __TIE_Guy 2021-03-28
Yep.
1 __TIE_Guy 2021-03-28
Is that why melanie always has a scowl, and just refuses to touch him? It's like the pieces are starting to fit.
1 AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE 2021-03-28
DDR impersonators are going to be the new Elvis impersonators.
1 JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-03-28
I love how Orange Father now sounds like a parody of James Adpmian's parody of him at this point 🤗
1 Ravensthrowit 2021-03-28
Play the hits Donny boy!
1 Spysix 2021-03-28
ITT: Your usual drama lefties thinking about trump's dick B) B) B)
1 preserved_fish 2021-03-28
ITT: you simping for Daddy per ush.
1 Spysix 2021-03-28
lol no but keep seething tho.
1 CapitalistVenezuelan 2021-03-28
Be honest how bad were you wishing for more Hunter Biden cock pics in 2020
1 Spysix 2021-03-28
0 😎
Lol simping for kiddie sniffers, yikerino, are you a reddit admin?
1 lol_te_gusto 2021-03-28
'merica's infatuation with old mayo rslurs continues
1 SnappyIsMyWaifu 2021-03-28
Probably not the lucrative speaking gigs he was expecting to get from being president.
Its still money for nothing, though. Got to respect the grift.