Stop asking "Where's the drama?"
1 2021-03-31 by itsnotmyfault
There is an ongoing war between two factions of arrdrama. One side is full of lazy rubberneckers who believe that the purpose of this sub is solely to look at drama already created by other people. They often ask "where's the drama?" or post a series of snoozing emojis when something controversial is pointed to, but no actual drama is taking place.
The other, glorious and objectively correct, faction believes that the purpose of the sub is to draw attention to the day's potentially most interesting drama. Something more like a drama newsletter informing us of the day's most relevant developments in whatever perpetual controversies there are, so that we can be armed with FACTS and LOGIC as we shit our opinions out either here in the comments, or wherever else.
People of the incorrect faction should be forcibly removed from the sub so that we can be purified of their taint. If you want more drama, make it yourself, preferably right here in the comments.
54 comments
7 UpvoteIfYouDare 2021-03-31
Where's the drama?
5 busslordlowkeybussin 2021-03-31
Stop asking where's the drama and start asking where's the bussy.
4 Tired4 2021-03-31
In the morning, I like to read my drama newsletter. At night, I like to cause drama.
3 SnapshillBot 2021-03-31
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3 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2021-03-31
Pick a side snappy. Centrists get the bullet too.
3 trailerparkmalarkey 2021-03-31
this used to be a cyberbullying community, and then it was a rubbernecking community, and now it's a community for whining about what we used to have and downvoting Jewel performance videos. Everything else is out of scope and you should consider taking your "days most relevant developments in whatever perpetual controversy" to kia or srd or some other dark place that God abandoned
4 itsnotmyfault 2021-03-31
Your factual account of the sub's history and the evolution of its ethos, while fascinating and potentially relevant to the topic at hand, is unfortunately not aligned with my advocacy and will therefore be ignored.
1 ballrot 2021-03-31
Snally where is the next part of the history post
2 Zero5urvivers 2021-03-31
Every post is an agendapost. You cannot change my view.
2 trailerparkmalarkey 2021-03-31
big if tru
2 -Kite-Man- 2021-03-31
if self-validation counts as an agenda, obviously tru
2 RedPillDessert 2021-03-31
"Agenda" is a just fancy way of saying "preferences". Change my mind.
2 employee10038080 2021-03-31
I have an "agenda" against the French then.
Huh, agenda makes it sound worse than preference but it basically means the same thing.
0 Leylinus 2021-03-31
You should check out the hobbydrama sub. Not everything needs to be an agenda post.
Robotic partisans assume everyone else is a robotic partisan, but that's not the case.
4 Bummunism 2021-03-31
More like nerddrama sub lmao
3 lol_te_gusto 2021-03-31
Bad bot
5 Leylinus 2021-03-31
My agenda is far from partisan sweaty. You should switch to real drugs, like coke or meth, and you'd be able to see that.
2 lol_te_gusto 2021-03-31
An incredibly smart AI is indistinguishable from a stupid person posting online
1 -Kite-Man- 2021-03-31
well that is just a fact
1 busslordlowkeybussin 2021-03-31
I would downvote Jewel's face but upvote her bountiful rack.
1 thenortheastface 2021-03-31
How could you!?
1 __TIE_Guy 2021-03-31
I don't think it was cyber bullying. It was genuinely a community that enjoyed making fun of online drama. TBF when the alt right got involved that is when it went downhill and still is. Consistent agenda posting.
Also happy cake day.
1 Leylinus 2021-03-31
Drama was absolutely about cyber bullying when it was good. That was like 6-8 years ago though.
And the "alt-right" had nothing to do with anything going downhill here.
3 UnheardIdentity 2021-03-31
No I think I will continue. 🙂🙂🙂
3 tHeSiD 2021-03-31
I see nothing but Matt g@yestz posts on the FP now. So, where is the drama??
2 busslordlowkeybussin 2021-03-31
Right here
1 [deleted] 2021-03-31
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1 Leylinus 2021-03-31
Honestly I'm pretty pissed that 12 posts about that buried actually good drama about KD and Michael Rappaport.
3 idio3 2021-03-31
2 Leylinus 2021-03-31
Both sides are important. "where's the drama" posters keep agenda posters in check, and without them we would just become SRD.
But obviously we also need agenda posters, because they go and find things to REEEE about and REEE in comments which is our main source of content.
2 -OrganisedChaos- 2021-03-31
And drama on SRD is just linking to a heavily downvoted comment or to something that someone said on arr conservative
2 Spysix 2021-03-31
Basically this, people who whine when they post some non-content from two months ago, get upset when you point this out and go
"B-b-but WHAT YOUR YOUR SIDE????"
I'm kinda finding it pretty dope that there has been two self-posts about something I posted in the last few days but nobody will mention me by name tho. B)
Like fuck I dont even POST that much here anymore.
1 Leylinus 2021-03-31
Means you're doing something right, King.
1 Zero5urvivers 2021-03-31
Every single “wheres the drama” poster is just an agendaposter who doesn’t like the agenda of the agendapost they are agendaposting in.
2 cassiorolex 2021-03-31
Hmmm.
No u
2 Zero5urvivers 2021-03-31
No u
3 cassiorolex 2021-03-31
Don't even fucking start with me
2 idio3 2021-03-31
Watchu gonna do bout it?
2 cassiorolex 2021-03-31
Gonna peg you in the azz
2 cassiorolex 2021-03-31
With facts and logic
2 cassiorolex 2021-03-31
Libtard
1 Leylinus 2021-03-31
Nah
0 employee10038080 2021-03-31
Dis butt unirnicly
0 Spysix 2021-03-31
-1 -Kite-Man- 2021-03-31
Ehhhh.................nah
2 lol_te_gusto 2021-03-31
ITT: Words words words from a lonely neet
2 XxX_oldboyp_XxX 2021-03-31
My kinda dramatard
1 busslordlowkeybussin 2021-03-31
I come here to post rslur drama cause I like it and I know you degenerates like it too.
Donate to my cashapp or you're racist.
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2 haulingtaters 2021-03-31
Randy didn't die for this
1 StrategicReserve 2021-03-31
This has been the worst agendapost in the history of agendaposting, maybe ever.
Where's the drama?
1 __TIE_Guy 2021-03-31
Not being able to link has been a killer.
1 Metatron58 2021-03-31
I mean i'd like to make a post about how the movies reddit has a few brave/stupid users posting their opinions about yet another celebrity possibly going into politics complete with idiotic slapfights all over the comments section.
I would make a post directly linking to said drama but SOMEONE ruined that for all of us. Shame we'll never know the culprit.