Imagine being an engineer who's working on nuclear SMRs and renewables and you finally crack the secret to zero-carbon energy. Global warming is no more.

You expect a bunch of press conferences and Nobel prizes, but when you look out the window, you see a horde of blue checkmarks thanking an r-slurred Norwegian girl instead.

What would you do if you finally saw the world you've helped create?

Would you take the call?

I'd sell the secret to the oil companies so that it would be hidden forever.

The world deserves climate change. It will cleanse the coasts.

You're just creating new coasts.

But the people will be gone.

I saw that ninja edit.

What did I say originally? It was last night, so I have no idea.

lol

Lmao I remember that now. I want to say it was a weird autocorrect thing, but looking at the keyboard I have no idea how. I hurt my foot really badly last weekend so I'm pretty medicated by bed time.

It does sound cooler, but I'm not sure what the weapon would be.

It was a moment of prescience. But prescience of what?

I fear we may not know until it is too late 😥

exciting

You’re tweeting trying to make fun of a teenage girl😂 get a job big guy

What's wrong with making fun of teenage girls?

Imagine being the kind of person that takes their political cues from teenagers.

Autistic teenagers.

Autistic teenagers with FAS.

Imagine getting so mad about a literal r slur girl caring about the environment. Both sides unironically. 😂🤮

I'm mad that people who listen to a literal r slur girl are allowed to vote. I'm mad that people who would give a literal r slur girl huge amounts of media coverage control the truth in my country.

I have no feelings about the r slur herself because, well, she's an r slur.

I'm mad

He is mad. 🤣

In 🏴‍☠️drama

And coping. 🧐😭🙏

This is why universal suffrage is bad.

🖕🧐🖕

middle finger emojis

Lmao now u mad

😼

☝️

Low value males shouldn’t be allowed to vote.

This but 100% unironically. Restrict vote again please. 🙏🙏🙏

The only right moids should have is the right to be drafted

SIMP

Think of how much more time you could dedicate to finding quality drama if your legs had been mulched by artillery, coward.

Still simpery

Lissen, I only asked what's wrong with making fun of teenage girls, why do you have to bring your 🏴‍☠️ded politics into it, as if a lib in reverse, as if it's only fun to make fun of a puzzle-shaped teenager with FAS if she's making lib noises?

Chill, old man. Go make fun of teenage girls being dumb on your facebook feed, you're allowed to do that even if you're not sure of their political orientation!

I didn't say anything about her political orientation.

Imagine being the kind of person that takes their political cues from teenagers.

Autistic teenagers.

Autistic teenagers with FAS.

What part of that has to do with her political orientation?

Anyone that takes their politics from autistic teenagers with FAS is an embarrassment, regardless of what those politics are.

https://i.imgur.com/c1hU1Rj.jpeg

https://i.redd.it/58j6936su3o61.jpg

The strategy is so transparent that I can't believe people fall for it. Getting children to parrot your talking points so you can make the opposition look bad for arguing with children is a tactic as old as time. All you have to do is see one pro life rally to see it in action.

We should send all the conceited moralizing little fuckers on some sort of a crusade somewhere where they will surely perish without a trace.

The only reason Greta is getting so much attention is that she makes people big mad. That's a plus. She's autistic and says stupid shit, that's 2 pluses. People take an autistic climate obsessed troll-child seriously, that's a plus. What's not to love about Greta?

She got attention because her parents are rich Euro pseudo-celebs and media coordinates nonsense like this.

Stop destroying history.

Well that's rich, coming from somebody with pronoun on his bio.

Still, rightoid's rage against this is also funny to watch. It's not like they're going to those unis, anyway.

Rightoids are very tense these days on account of the fact they're losing the culture war even harder than they have historically.

They just look for any little thing they can to pounce on and fire up the outrage machine.

heh erection

I was about to go masturbate, but then i re-read it

I don't care what anyone says, Greta is based af.

She's autistic, causes much drama, makes everyone seethe.

Inshallah, I will take her as a second wife.

What the fuck is that libertarian statue of even? Does it have a rabbit on its head? Two left arms?

Who's the schizos that casted this abomination?

Wow all this bickering over an already unveiled statue, I thought this was a proposal. Why fight on twitter about it after the fact? You either blm it or leave it alone for birds to poop on

Imagine paying so much money for University to see than money spent on a statue of asperger drama queen Greta Thunfisch. Students owned. Bongs owned. Drama generated. All in all yet another blessing from Greta upon her flock.

SRDine tier title tbh