Why does this story keep getting weirder.

1  2021-04-01 by busslordlowkeybussin

42 comments

So this girl is actually nestor's mom and not his sister? And gaetz is nestor's real dad and not his fake dad?

I was thinking more of a "Gaetz fucked an underage girl and then she forced him to take care of her and her son if he doesn't want that info public".

Another possibility is him fucking some Cuban waitress, and these two are actually his real children.

She’s apparently 33, but Cuban so who knows

Do Cubans have like dog years or something? 🤔

I was thinking more 40 year old African playing little league baseball vibes, but yes

I live in Miami and the rule is to always check ID before doing anything with the siñoritas down here.

I refuse to engage in this drama because the 12 posts about it yesterday covered the Rappaport v KD drama.

the football guy?

Very very famous Basketball guy vs white actor that LARPs as a black woman and played Pheobe's cop boyfriend on friends.

White guy leaked "very offensive" DMs of black basketball guy in attempt to cancel him, no one cared and just proceeded to dunk on white guy. White guy had also just lost two court cases against barstool sports, including one about them selling a t-shirt of him with herpes.

oh right the guy with the funny cat videos. the creepy cat that looks like its wearing makeup.

i thought you meant the nfl twitter reporter. this sounds interesting though, where do i find details? and what's kd?

HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!? We can link to our own sub again finally?!

I'm a black hat hacker

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Homelyest person on earth🤔

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Katie Benner ( <a href="https://twitter.com/ktbenner?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@ktbenner&lt;/a> ), who is bylined on tonight&#39;s NYT reporting on Matt Gaetz, explains the timeline of the investigation of Gaetz and how Gaetz&#39;s claim of an extortion plot fits into the longer timeline of the investigation. <br>(Very clarifying!) <a href="https://t.co/G44cqSZjEy">pic.twitter.com/G44cqSZjEy&lt;/a>&lt;/p>&amp;mdash; Maddow Blog (@MaddowBlog) <a href="https://twitter.com/MaddowBlog/status/1377071767718653954?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 31, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Make that readable, I wanna see this trainwreck of a story

I don't know how😭

Are you so fucking high or drunk, you selected the text, hit fucking F12 to go into webdev tools or inspect element, and copy pasted that text in the fucking dev console for HTML instead of the fucking text??!?!?

ARE YOU FUCKING RLSLURED!!!!!!

Thank you IT guru. I will still check if it's plugged in, just to be sure.

Okay. Thank you. Close ticket.

There’s no F12 key on a keyboard you absolute mongoloid.

https://ibb.co/ykDh0fz

Hell look her up she looks like she could be gaetz's half sister. She has a lot of the square faced features he has.

First thing that comes up is her Florida DUI mugshots which list her address as Gaetz's home.

Oh my god, politicians are nepotistic sociopaths with a god complex?!?!?!

This is news to me! I turn 32 in 2 months and I just had this epiphany!!!!

Well yes, we all know that, but there's a difference between "knowing" and "knowing in light of evidence".

I'm tired of your shit dude

Fucking fight me

Fucking snark ass bitch

Fuck you

Fucking fucj

Such me djxnflld

31 years old, btw

I like to think that everyone shitty on the Left is just a troll account created and maintained by Barron Trump, attempting to use his mammoth brain to make centrists vote Daddy 2020. Because if these people actually exist, and have these strange opinions that so many people supposedly might have, then I'll have to actually vote for Daddy, given he's the option most likely to put these fucking people in camps.

But I'm wise to you, Barron: you'll never actually make me vote.

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Need to change this to Hunter for the right.

Gifted her a brand new BMW, how rich are these people.

His dad essentially had the Hospice industry cornered in Florida. And if there is any state that has an abundance of dying old people, its Florida. Last count, Daddy Gaetz is worth $40 mil.

Source: https://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-politicians/republicans/don-gaetz-net-worth/

I am slowly learning I no longer speak conspiracy theory

This is conspiracy fact.

.......what birthday was this for?

What a spectacular specimen.