If you've ever seen a speedrun video than you'd know what t girls make the best gaymers. They're probably just losing on purpose to try to fit in with their new gender
Speed running isn't about difficulty, it's about being willing to play exactly the same game a million times. It selects for autis, and so does training.
EXCUSE ME, but EVERYONE should be allowed to play games at a level that brings them the most joy.
Except for people who stream it for attention and shit etc. You've basically bend yourself over backwards begging for public scrutiny at that point so please just shut the fuck up. Honestly I don't care if your a wxm, a mxn, a functional quadriplegic, or a joe rogan podcast listener, just play the damn game. If you suck at it then I will be forced to continue my life long addiction to never watching people play fucking games.
Mounting bussy, but keep track of the number of thrusts in 5-minute intervals. Do it like Boxing: if someone isn't out by the end of 12 rounds, the guy with the higher number wins.
To be fair if you actually interact with your chat or are a big streamer and react to donations and have a double digit IQ I could see it being harder to focus
That's because talented people exist but they're not always social enough. Shroud, pestily, and a few others are both good at games and capable of human interaction.
Chat in streams is asinine. Why even try to get a word in among 10,000 other losers trying to get a word in? It's like reading movie credits on 200% speed.
Jesus Christ, shut up and play games, morons. No one cares how good you think you are, we will be the judge of that, and your opinion doesn't matter. That's literally what you signed up for.
I'm still baffled that there is an entertainment industry surrounding watching someone shittily play a game and pretending to be your friend for "bits."
And it doesnt just exist in the USA either but in asian countries too.
What loneliness plague are these losers suffering from?
E sports has always made sense to me. If you like playing a game there's no reason you wouldn't like watching the ultimate no lifers throwing down with something at stake. Twitch though? Yeah no clue.
KH3.... A game so fucking difficult, my 6 year old fucking beat it on the hardest mode (when it released). Seriously this game was so fucking poorly balanced, you could win the majority of the fights by just mashing x and then using the stupid fucking disney rides.
She has to put it in easy so she could parse the story? The story was trash, but even then it was spoonfed to you in between worlds, in sections that had no gameplay whatsoever.
No, they just randomly pop up to use, and you are invulnerable while using them, and you do a shitton of damage to the boss. You can basically just run around and heal yourself anytime you get low, and wait for the stupid disney bullshit to proc, and then dunk on the boss with it.
They were terrible, because when they popped up they were always the "best" option to use, because you are invulnerable while they are up, and they do a ton of damage. But they were super silly looking, and took forever to get through.
lol I forgot about that! That's true. It was easy to win. I hated the storyline too because I never played the apps so didn't know half of the characters.
I've never seen a video that so perfectly captured the SRDine essence, even down to the weirdly violent way to describe banning someone from her channel. I hate everything about this woman-child.
she can't even curse correctly. Like, her tone was annoying, but sharp and feisty and if she would have continued through it would have sounded like a reprimand but she completely dropped the ball on the fbomb. SHUT THE fughhhhck UP. WHY?
Is she an actual elusive woman(female) gamer? Tslurs react to the difficulty slider like a pitbull to a stick resembling a baby, their jaws literally lock up.
Remember when the only steamers people gave a shit about were Shroud because his hand-eye coordination is freak athlete talented and Dr. Disrespect because he's actually entertaining?
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9 somestupidname1 2021-04-02
They could have just said w*men
1 Magehunter_Skassi 2021-04-02
1 Zero5urvivers 2021-04-02
This is just proof that transitioning works
1 N0ahface 2021-04-02
If you've ever seen a speedrun video than you'd know what t girls make the best gaymers. They're probably just losing on purpose to try to fit in with their new gender
1 aqouta 2021-04-02
Speed running isn't about difficulty, it's about being willing to play exactly the same game a million times. It selects for autis, and so does training.
1 DaySee 2021-04-02
EXCUSE ME, but EVERYONE should be allowed to play games at a level that brings them the most joy.
Except for people who stream it for attention and shit etc. You've basically bend yourself over backwards begging for public scrutiny at that point so please just shut the fuck up. Honestly I don't care if your a wxm, a mxn, a functional quadriplegic, or a joe rogan podcast listener, just play the damn game. If you suck at it then I will be forced to continue my life long addiction to never watching people play fucking games.
1 strathmeyer 2021-04-02
Easy mode should just be called girl mode.
8 HyperIceCube 2021-04-02
Get good
1 texanresurrection44 2021-04-02
Yikes sweaty
7 Lysis10 2021-04-02
You can play normal mode and not have bang your head on the desk difficulty lol
1 Infidel6 2021-04-02
A non-disabled person could, but this was probably covered by the same person at polygon who couldn't finish the Doom 2016 tutorial.
3 red1dragon588 2021-04-02
Anyone who plays video g*mes, on any difficulty, should be shamed mercilessly.
1 busslordlowkeybussin 2021-04-02
And being shamed mercilessly leads to being a g*mer. The circle of life is a beautiful thing.
1 -Kite-Man- 2021-04-02
How else am I supposed to directly compete with my fellow man if not via street fighter?
1 GaysianSupremacist 2021-04-02
By comparing sexual stamina by group masturbation.
1 SnappyIsMyWaifu 2021-04-02
No speedruns?
1 -Kite-Man- 2021-04-02
I prefer a more gentlemanly, one-on-one style of bloodsport.
1 JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-04-02
Mounting bussy, but keep track of the number of thrusts in 5-minute intervals. Do it like Boxing: if someone isn't out by the end of 12 rounds, the guy with the higher number wins.
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1 respaaaaaj 2021-04-02
To be fair if you actually interact with your chat or are a big streamer and react to donations and have a double digit IQ I could see it being harder to focus
1 General_Insomnia 2021-04-02
Talking to a Tw*tch user? 🤮🤮🤮
2 respaaaaaj 2021-04-02
Gotta get those para social relationships going in order to get the neets to cough up the neetbux
1 Lysis10 2021-04-02
I watch this one chick drop at least $3k per day in this one streamers pocket.
1 wizdumb337 2021-04-02
Yikes sis
1 Lysis10 2021-04-02
I know I'm so ashamed. The day drama died, I went looking for a replacement gay daddy and I landed on twitch.
1 -Kite-Man- 2021-04-02
meanwhile fighting game players are fucking streaming and thanking and chatting while basically playing the piano
1 not_yet_divorced-yet 2021-04-02
That's because talented people exist but they're not always social enough. Shroud, pestily, and a few others are both good at games and capable of human interaction.
1 Infidel6 2021-04-02
Chat in streams is asinine. Why even try to get a word in among 10,000 other losers trying to get a word in? It's like reading movie credits on 200% speed.
1 -holier-than-mao- 2021-04-02
Counterpoint: imagine chatstreams and donation fallouts during the Chauvin trial.
1 Metatron58 2021-04-02
sucks to suck
1 AlohaWarrior35 2021-04-02
G*mers must be bullied, so commands Yakub!
1 Im-Probably-Drinking 2021-04-02
Jesus Christ, shut up and play games, morons. No one cares how good you think you are, we will be the judge of that, and your opinion doesn't matter. That's literally what you signed up for.
1 mechakingghidorah 2021-04-02
These people are a disgrace,this is why men deserve all the top spots.
1 Spysix 2021-04-02
I'm still baffled that there is an entertainment industry surrounding watching someone shittily play a game and pretending to be your friend for "bits."
And it doesnt just exist in the USA either but in asian countries too.
What loneliness plague are these losers suffering from?
1 wizdumb337 2021-04-02
The rise of twitch and e sports In general made me realize I have aged out of trends.
1 alphetaboss 2021-04-02
It's very true. Twitch was not made for my demographic.
1 wizdumb337 2021-04-02
Literal bicentennial baby here and I honestly get almost all trends and new forms of entertainment. This and e sports nope I just don't see it.
1 AllocatedData 2021-04-02
Watching CSGO tourneys are actually pretty fun if you're into the game
1 Brilliant-Deal7937 2021-04-02
E sports has always made sense to me. If you like playing a game there's no reason you wouldn't like watching the ultimate no lifers throwing down with something at stake. Twitch though? Yeah no clue.
1 lol_te_gusto 2021-04-02
Exploiting autism for commercial gain.
1 Infidel6 2021-04-02
The only good streamers are the few who refuse to stop playing to read the mouthbreathers in chat.
1 Pepperglue 2021-04-02
They could play on easy, it just doesn't make the stream worth watching anyway.
1 Pepe_von_Habsburg 2021-04-02
Eeh? Easy modo?
1 nybbas 2021-04-02
KH3.... A game so fucking difficult, my 6 year old fucking beat it on the hardest mode (when it released). Seriously this game was so fucking poorly balanced, you could win the majority of the fights by just mashing x and then using the stupid fucking disney rides.
She has to put it in easy so she could parse the story? The story was trash, but even then it was spoonfed to you in between worlds, in sections that had no gameplay whatsoever.
1 -Kite-Man- 2021-04-02
isn't that every jrpg?
i'm assuming 'stupid fucking disney rides' is basically a summon, like ifrit or something
1 nybbas 2021-04-02
No, they just randomly pop up to use, and you are invulnerable while using them, and you do a shitton of damage to the boss. You can basically just run around and heal yourself anytime you get low, and wait for the stupid disney bullshit to proc, and then dunk on the boss with it.
They were terrible, because when they popped up they were always the "best" option to use, because you are invulnerable while they are up, and they do a ton of damage. But they were super silly looking, and took forever to get through.
1 Lysis10 2021-04-02
lol I forgot about that! That's true. It was easy to win. I hated the storyline too because I never played the apps so didn't know half of the characters.
1 nybbas 2021-04-02
Even if you knew the characters, the story was still trash. It became so insanely convoluted and dumb, it was impossible to care.
1 641232 2021-04-02
The next souls game should have an easy mode toggle that detects whether or not you're streaming or recording and doubles the difficulty.
1 JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-04-02
The OG Demons Souls had a mechanic where every time you died, the world turned "darker" ie the game became even tougher. I love it.
1 strallweat 2021-04-02
Twitch really is something special.
1 alphetaboss 2021-04-02
https://twitter.com/AshleyRoboto/status/1377305655447597056?s=19
I've never seen a video that so perfectly captured the SRDine essence, even down to the weirdly violent way to describe banning someone from her channel. I hate everything about this woman-child.
1 IraqiLobster 2021-04-02
The SRDine mindset is not only in SRDines, it only makes you more likely to be one
1 wow___justwow 2021-04-02
she can't even curse correctly. Like, her tone was annoying, but sharp and feisty and if she would have continued through it would have sounded like a reprimand but she completely dropped the ball on the fbomb. SHUT THE fughhhhck UP. WHY?
1 MoreSpikes 2021-04-02
She sounds like a 9 year old who just learned his first bad word
1 Alicesnakebae 2021-04-02
She should take her nasal medication and stop bitching about being bad at video games on twitter
1 Cauchemar89 2021-04-02
lol git gud, pleb
1 GaysianSupremacist 2021-04-02
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?l=tchinese&id=447716146
1 JimieWhales 2021-04-02
Getting paid money to play video games is playing life on easy.
1 lol_te_gusto 2021-04-02
True but you also have to live with yourself
1 rrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee 2021-04-02
I understand it for kingdom hearts (🤢) but other games do not get a pass
1 Tired4 2021-04-02
What are they talking about?
There's no difficulty option on subway surfers.
1 ArachnoLibrarian 2021-04-02
Is she an actual elusive woman(female) gamer? Tslurs react to the difficulty slider like a pitbull to a stick resembling a baby, their jaws literally lock up.
2 Infidel6 2021-04-02
Elusive is not the female gamer.
Elusive is the female gamer who doesn't stream on Tw*tch
1 WeWuzKANG5 2021-04-02
White women, every fucking time.
1 JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-04-02
Remember when the only steamers people gave a shit about were Shroud because his hand-eye coordination is freak athlete talented and Dr. Disrespect because he's actually entertaining?
1 texanresurrection44 2021-04-02
GOOD MORNING
1 __TIE_Guy 2021-04-02
sss