one of the replies is a woman trying to make herself look as sexually appealing as possible on national i'm pretending to not be interested in sex day?
How is asexuality considered a real thing and not just an imbalance of hormones? I'm pretty sure 90% of these people would want some genitals in their face if they started living a healthier lifestyle instead of twitting all day.
I’m an ace person alive for the first international asexuality day?? We’re alive to witness HISTORY?? And participate in it?!?? Just think about that for a sec and try not to say ‘wow’
Imagine having so little going for you that a particular day you named for yourself that 99.9% of the world will not give a shit about and you think you're "living in history."
Discovering we can send men to the moon was living in history.
Discovering we can build bombs that wipe out cities was living in history.
Watching the fall of the west is living in history.
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2 GaysianSupremacist 2021-04-06
It's not international mental retardation day, so it has nothing to do with r+/+Drama.
2 tiptopkitkat 2021-04-06
I thin asexuality has two types of people, one who has not found the right person or some people who just dont care about sex.
1 Spysix 2021-04-06
You forgot the third type, too ugly for anyone to fuck em.
1 tiptopkitkat 2021-04-06
Those are femcels and incels.
1 Spysix 2021-04-06
and the predatory and attention whore-y types will call themselves ace.
2 Metatron58 2021-04-06
one of the replies is a woman trying to make herself look as sexually appealing as possible on national i'm pretending to not be interested in sex day?
1 busslordlowkeybussin 2021-04-06
For the average Twitterino everyday is
2 cassiorolex 2021-04-06
2 Jimbo_B_Beterson 2021-04-06
"Volcels" get a day now
1 SnapshillBot 2021-04-06
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1 Iowa_Hawkeye 2021-04-06
I hope Jesus comes back soon.
1 busslordlowkeybussin 2021-04-06
Even if he's asexual?
1 Iowa_Hawkeye 2021-04-06
That's not a thing.
1 ArachnoLibrarian 2021-04-06
Do you think Jesus got hard when prostitutes were massaging his feet?
2 Iowa_Hawkeye 2021-04-06
No.
2 ArachnoLibrarian 2021-04-06
In which biblical situations do you think Jesus was secretly at least at a half-chub?
3 N0ahface 2021-04-06
When he was getting bathed by John the Baptist
2 Iowa_Hawkeye 2021-04-06
Probably none.
4 ArachnoLibrarian 2021-04-06
Sooo, he's depicted as an asexual. Purposefully so, otherwise the Good Book has no issue with sexual themes, see the Song of Songs.
2 Iowa_Hawkeye 2021-04-06
Asexual isn't a thing.
2 cassiorolex 2021-04-06
Ok you got a source for that pizza?
And yes I expect at least a 250 word reply.
2 Iowa_Hawkeye 2021-04-06
Being called pizza is a much greater honor than reddit gold.
3 cassiorolex 2021-04-06
😚😚😚
1 ArachnoLibrarian 2021-04-06
This actually reminds me of arguing about evolution and shit with christcucks in the early oughties, such nostalgia, thank you :')
1 Jimbo_B_Beterson 2021-04-06
Id have a rager if i was walking on water
1 busslordlowkeybussin 2021-04-06
Find out if you're on the spectrum
3 IraqiLobster 2021-04-06
We’re not allowed to me superstraight but you can call yourself Demi for woke points and it’s all good?
SMH my head 🤦♂️ 🤦♀️ 🤦
1 Tired4 2021-04-06
how dull does your personality have to be to be excited for a day that celebrates not wanting to have sex?
get a hobby or smoke meth smh
1 Tagesausbruch 2021-04-06
Which sexuality?
1 AugustinesBitchBoy 2021-04-06
Ah yes asesxuals, a fun mix of abuse victims, spergs and male feminists trying to get close to females.
1 BroughtToYouBySprite 2021-04-06
♿
1 strallweat 2021-04-06
I am a-sexual human being.
1 busslordlowkeybussin 2021-04-06
Making jokes like that is a hate crime.
🚨 jannies are on their way bigot 🚨
1 strallweat 2021-04-06
I'm in a protected class. They can't touch me!!
1 ArachnoLibrarian 2021-04-06
You gotta wear ⭐ as flair to make sure they don't get you by mistake.
2 ShitTornadoToOz 2021-04-06
The arrDrama passover.
1 alphetaboss 2021-04-06
How is asexuality considered a real thing and not just an imbalance of hormones? I'm pretty sure 90% of these people would want some genitals in their face if they started living a healthier lifestyle instead of twitting all day.
1 Spysix 2021-04-06
Imagine having so little going for you that a particular day you named for yourself that 99.9% of the world will not give a shit about and you think you're "living in history."
Discovering we can send men to the moon was living in history.
Discovering we can build bombs that wipe out cities was living in history.
Watching the fall of the west is living in history.
This is not living in history.
1 Lysis10 2021-04-06
Asexuals are just people who never had drug sex and don't know what they're missing.