Surely this is the end of Cuomo

1  2021-04-07 by Zero5urvivers

22 comments

So this is how he retains office.

He's too ugly to win.

He looks like 2015 Biff Tannen

Is this the product of cousin-cousin marriage?

Who in their right mind would let another wop run New York after the last one was such a disaster? Especially a pigfaced Irish-looking one with an alcoholic father. We should let a Dominican or a Jew try next.

I just reported you to the reddit anti-evil ops for your blatant italophobia. God have mercy on your soul.

Sorry sweetty, spaghetti n-slurs are wh*te and therefore fair game. Plus these are both m*ids. So it's actually double punching up when a pocha says awful things about spud suckers, goombas, or other yuropeans, and if you don't celebrate me doing it then you're part of the problem 😤

spaghetti n-slurs are wh*te

Objectively incorrect

Were you not paying attention? This debate was settled last summer when people started pulling down Christopher Columbus statues. You really need to keep up on your Salon op-eds 😑

Columbus was from Genoa which is basically french and lombards were germans. Nice try though.

Blah blah blah stfu europoor

I am not a eurangatan, I just find them fascinating

I had a night mare about sharks. Can you comfort me?

No

Ah shucks.

What was your nightmare about

Sharks

Sharks rarely kill people because they're not designed to chew on bones, so when they clamp down on someone and hit a bone they go "ah, hell, dafuq is this?" Normally, they let go after that. The only time you're really in trouble is if the shark that bit you is huge, in which case it will pretend to be a fat kid and just swallow you without chewing, or if the shark is so small that it can't bite deep enough to hit bone, in which case you'll be like the poor bastard I saw at Jax beach one time limping out of the surf with a small shark latched onto his thigh.

In either case, you should stay out of the water at the beach if sharks worry you because sharks live in the surf along the beach until they reach roughly 16'-20' in length, so the water by the beach is full of them.

I only know this because I had an associate that did coastal surveys for the government, and because this is part of my whole "fountain of useless information" schtick.

Thank you for your service 🙏

I really got confused at that picture for a moment. The son should have stayed out of the spotlight for being an Italian while looking like a Celt. Holy shit he is some inbred Slav level kind of deformed.

What

Is that face

How is it so small

You could face swap his mouth with his butthole and not notice

Potatohead will sue for infringement