The joke is that this November your vote counts exactly as much as a senile retiree whose political sources are nestled between a thread of gay furry porn and a thread of kids wearing swimsuits.

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What a Chad

I don't think it counts as chaddery if you're paying them...

That makes him a job creator.

This just makes me think Biden should nationalize OnlyFans, just so he can claim he created more jobs than any other president in the last 40 years.

I can already hear Bernie chiming in: "Every American should have the right to milk pathetic men out of their hard earned NEETbucks." 😍

Everyone pay's. One way or another.

Those curtains are shit though.

Single man makes amateur sex tapes with prostitutes. Oh no, the horror!

Think my favorite take so far is Fox News and tucker trying to act like it’s weird or scandalous he didn’t write about it in his book. Like most people wouldn’t leave out making some home movies with prostitutes from their book.

They are probably fervently trying to figure out the age of the random prostitutes

This was on fox? Of course it was.

Wtf there aren't any cock pics how are we going to own the libs with out hunter cock pics

Rightoids continuing to fixate on the only politicial failson in recent memory to be cool is fascinating.

I hope you don't get your account yalled.

RIP The_Homocracy

Once say a day is up, I'd delete your post. Admins have banned users for less, including The_Homocracy as Dramanomicon said.

Shit man it got deleted. Thank you busslordlowkeybussin sama.

Oh shit I didn't know this was about hunter!

One wonders what this scandal could have been if rightoids didnt spend 4 years furiously defending an adulterous rich playboy who brags about fucking thots and pornstars.

Now its like, oh its just the president's son who rails drugs and bangs prostitutes? 😴

they made public the allegation that Cleveland had fathered an illegitimate child while he was a lawyer there,[92] and their rallies soon included the chant "Ma, Ma, where's my Pa?".[93] When confronted with the scandal, Cleveland immediately instructed his supporters to "Above all, tell the truth."[50] Cleveland admitted to paying child support in 1874 to Maria Crofts Halpin, the woman who asserted he had fathered her son Oscar Folsom Cleveland and he assumed responsibility.

Meh. Scandals like these are nothing new.

Epic

Based nonconsecutive man

Well yeah, did anyone expect a dude named Grover to not be an absolute Chad?

It likely wouldn’t have worked anyways since it they already did the emails thing with Killary and also because Hunter Biden wasn’t the one running for office.

whatabouttrump

god its so pathetic to see still

I thought he was going to be reinstalled any day now tho

Reinstated? looks like hes never left your brain

This isn't a what about trump despite what your brain worms are telling you. I'm lamenting that this isnt a more dramatic happening because of him. Could you imagine this in the 90s or early 00's? The moral panic would blot out the sun, it'd be glorious.

seethe

On the real though, how much would something like this cost? Like with the squirtle and the meth and the little dog too

He split the bill with squirtle, watching is the turtles fetish.

When u catch 3 rares Pokemons but you cuck your Pikachu to make him watch

https://youtu.be/JuYeHPFR3f0

Look at how this rightoid is sperging out

It will never get old.

Rightoids should rethink their attack strategy. They can't call Sleepy Joe a far left China worshipping commie and at the same time attack Hunter for:

-getting a job through nepotism

-doing drugs

-paying for sex

-having overpriced toys from billion dollar corps

Very few things are more American then the shit above. What's next? Does he have an unregistered firearm and drives a truck that does 8MPG?

Beau's ex ol lady through away his illegal gun. Not sure if he has a driver's licence.

And here I thought they'd have screamed animal abuse having the dog there on the bed with them.

But I guess no, it's a stuffed plush Pokemon that's really the issue here.

That Squirtle is his jizz pole.

I know why the call him Hunt-hur. Hunter. I hardly even know her!