Oi bruv! *dies of old age & andrenochrome withdrawl*

1  2021-04-09 by WarBoyPrimo

Prince Philip, Husband of Queen Elizabeth II, Is Dead at 99 https://nyti.ms/3fWSvso

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Real drama is where they are saying he is a Nazi.

I hope he makes do on his promise of reincarnating as a deadly virus to solve overpopulation

Looks like Liz is finally single. Wish me luck, boys šŸ˜ˆ

Imagine being a bong lmaoooooo

Even worse... A Hell*ne that chose to be a bong

He was, like his wife, also Victoria's great-great-grandkid. The cousin-fucking makes him a bong at heart.

I wonder how the cargo cults that worship him will react.

Do they have internet yet?

Finally got his death loicense, Iā€™m so jealous

Imagine marrying a queen and still being a prince