“Putin had to do something. I mean—we received a report that Trump had locked himself in a broom closet and was sitting in a corner cuddling the, uh, how you Americans call it, the nuclear football, muttering to himself “No one can take this from me.”
I cant understand if this is a troll website or not.
They spoke for about twenty minutes, and Putin, convinced Trump was of a sane and reasonable mind, deescalated the situation and recalled all strategic forces. Had that call not arrived, we may not have been alive for me to relay this story,” Igorovich said.
We were that close to fixing it for once and all and they fucked it up
[...] and was sitting in a corner cuddling the, uh, how you Americans call it, the nuclear football, muttering to himself “No one can take this from me.” Putin has special line to Oval Office. It’s like, how you say, the bat phone that Commissioner Gordon had to batman.
This is the first time I’ve seen an acceptable capeshit reference in “journalism”.
Joe Biden slipped further into dementia on a ZOOM meeting with Democratic lawmakers on Tuesday. Thirty minutes into the conversation, as liberal firebrand Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez advocated vaccinating “especially small children” arriving in the U.S. from Mexico, Biden shut his eyes and zoned out. Upon opening them, he babbled incoherently and then stammered, “The children coming across aren’t the problem—it’s the killer bees. Four years ago, I asked Reagan to set up Traps. It would’ve cost a million dollars, only a million dollars, but he wouldn’t do it.”
17 comments
10 tiptopkitkat 2021-04-18
I cant understand if this is a troll website or not.
6 UpvoteIfYouDare 2021-04-18
This is blatant Russian agitprop.
2 GeminiRocket 2021-04-18
I know it was when I realized I was hooked and eager to read more of a journo article
1 Rivea_ 2021-04-18
For real. These guys are pretty good.
1 GeminiRocket 2021-04-18
You just know this Albanian or Russian has a PhD in Tom Clancy
1 UnheardIdentity 2021-04-18
Idk it feels obviously fake to me.
2 tiptopkitkat 2021-04-18
These are some real crap articles. No wonder they really target people with lowest common denominator.
8 IraqiLobster 2021-04-18
Is this finally the radical centrist schizo journalism I’ve been waiting for?
4 ReallyLegitX 2021-04-18
https://realrawnews.com/2021/04/biden-denied-entry-to-pentagon/
Lmfao this is erotic writing for old mayo rightoids. Two more paragraphs and Biden is getting strugglefucked by daddy Trump.
3 ComedicSans 2021-04-18
Ayyyyy Lmao
1 Iowa_Hawkeye 2021-04-18
This website confirms all my biases. This is my news site now.
3 ironicshitpostr 2021-04-18
We were that close to fixing it for once and all and they fucked it up
2 ComedicSans 2021-04-18
If survival truly hinged on Trump proving his mental stability and sanity, we'd all be fucked ten times over.
2 YHofSuburbia 2021-04-18
wtf is this website lol. even for a r1ghtoid rag this is particularly deranged
2 ComedicSans 2021-04-18
Pro-Russian bullshit. It's a special flavour of r-slurred.
1 zhcyiDnein 2021-04-18
This is the first time I’ve seen an acceptable capeshit reference in “journalism”.
1 red1dragon588 2021-04-18
https://realrawnews.com/2021/03/biden-loses-his-mind-thinks-its-1986-and-killer-bees-are-invading-usa/
This is poetry