Austin may have a lot of douchey post-hipster whitoids, but at least it's not stuffy and still has just enough Texas to make the combination interesting.
every time I get summoned here, I have a quick look around and find that this place gets worse and worse, it's like a black hole which mangles everything that gets sucked into it. src
So they got "shot at". But the only injuries are one dude who got hit by glass fragments and another who tripped. Fat pig probably fell onto a car window.
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7 SJCards 2021-04-19
The Minnesota Timberwolves are a failed franchise, as is their state.
4 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2021-04-19
The boogs again or? They’re still on trial for the killing and stuff they tried last summer.
3 Coonass_alt 2021-04-19
Of course mcfluff shows up trying to pin this on rightoids lol
3 busslordlowkeybussin 2021-04-19
Civil war round 2 is gonna be fucking lit. Then comes the Texas war of independence.
6 SJCards 2021-04-19
Can't wait to see what a bunch starving, electricity deprived mayos can achieve. Maybe you'll fix that grid in time for the USAF to bomb it.
3 busslordlowkeybussin 2021-04-19
Regardless of what happens Austin is fucked and that's a good thing.
3 SJCards 2021-04-19
My first vote for thermonuclear annihilation.
2 Leylinus 2021-04-19
Really? I'd keep Austin over modern NYC any day.
Austin may have a lot of douchey post-hipster whitoids, but at least it's not stuffy and still has just enough Texas to make the combination interesting.
4 Jimbo_B_Beterson 2021-04-19
Austin is in the hiv stage before it gets full-blown nyc aids
0 Babybear_Dramabear 2021-04-19
Wait till the 'Republic of Texas' finds out what we do to uppity desert nations with oil.
1 Leylinus 2021-04-19
Send them a bunch of free bussy for a few decades and then retreat?
1 Pepperglue 2021-04-19
Please don't get my hopes up.
3 Manchu_Fist 2021-04-19
Lucky fuckers. I had to spend 2 years in iraq to get my cib.
1 SnapshillBot 2021-04-19
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1 respaaaaaj 2021-04-19
So they got "shot at". But the only injuries are one dude who got hit by glass fragments and another who tripped. Fat pig probably fell onto a car window.
2 Homofascism 2021-04-19
based
1 Big-Ant_ 2021-04-19
Sir this is arr drama not politics
1 Leylinus 2021-04-19
You mean Fat future Purple Heart recipient!