People don't seem to realize how big of an effect this had on things like reddit and twitter.
If they would have just let tumblrinas stay on tumblr, they wouldn't have spread like a disease to other platforms.
Ok I just checked out that sub. It seems to be a den of snakes, trolls, and alt-right Nazis. I saw several clear violations of Reddit law. SRD users are smarter than the average cookie, they had to know we'd be on to them. Sad.
Think about it moids: why should ANY foid worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their dick in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy cock. She is damn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. Sex doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.
Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had sex in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fucking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fucking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fucking angry at this dog? What did he do?
5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.
It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his cock bigger tha-
The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fucking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.
Who tf is this person? Her pic and her boasting of the fact that she's followed by 0bama make it look like she's very full of herself (even for a woke twittard).
Edit: googled her pic and apparently she's not a train.
19 comments
61 AllocatedData 2021-04-29
The porn ban of Tumblr and its consequences have been disastrous for the human race
53 strallweat 2021-04-29
People don't seem to realize how big of an effect this had on things like reddit and twitter.
If they would have just let tumblrinas stay on tumblr, they wouldn't have spread like a disease to other platforms.
32 Smug_College_Liberal 2021-04-29
They should ban all porn from social media. I still don't understand how it's allowed to have children and people selling porn on the same platform.
Ban children too. They're annoying.
9 Iowa_Hawkeye 2021-04-29
The bongs were onto something about having to verify your identity to access porn sites. Shame it fell through.
7 ballrot 2021-04-29
I'm a free man of the land. I don't have to show you identification
41 32624647 2021-04-29
Tumblr's porn ban singlehadedly proved that the "containment board" principle is very much real and should never be violated.
3 Apprehensive-Quote83 2021-04-29
It works but there remains a leak of putrid diarrhea flowing onto every other side/board. Sadly nothing can be done about that.
4 lol_te_gusto 2021-04-29
Tumblr was good because it contained all the crazies
50 cassiorolex 2021-04-29
Mayocide. Now.
29 CantWakeUpJPG 2021-04-29
Inshallah.
30 AugustinesBitchBoy 2021-04-29
how did they deplatform them on 4chan?
9 TheColdTurtle 2021-04-29
G*mergooble
23 Brilliant-Deal7937 2021-04-29
Ok I just checked out that sub. It seems to be a den of snakes, trolls, and alt-right Nazis. I saw several clear violations of Reddit law. SRD users are smarter than the average cookie, they had to know we'd be on to them. Sad.
15 SnapshillBot 2021-04-29
Think about it moids: why should ANY foid worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their dick in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy cock. She is damn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. Sex doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.
Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had sex in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fucking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fucking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fucking angry at this dog? What did he do?
5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.
It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his cock bigger tha-
The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fucking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.
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11 EarlCampbellsMeat 2021-04-29
What were you looking for
4 SJCards 2021-04-29
Gwen Sunder is a Fed.
7 trosdetio 2021-04-29
Who tf is this person? Her pic and her boasting of the fact that she's followed by 0bama make it look like she's very full of herself (even for a woke twittard).
Edit: googled her pic and apparently she's not a train.
6 SJCards 2021-04-29
She's an FBI informant.
1 DaySee 2021-04-29
I'm Jewish and I approve this Snappy Pasta.