When America needs him least, Dementia Pops (The Orange One) provides sage advice for the, and I quote "Now Called Oscars.".

1  2021-05-02 by __TIE_Guy

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On another note, why Can't Daddy be in the title?

The current drama stats are tied to fatherlessness

It would make more sense to include it in the title, no?

Use DDR

What is the R for is it the R-slur?

demential d@ddy republican and demential d@ddy democrat, ddr vs ddd, r can also stand for r-slur but its redundant in both cases

Agreed, thank you!

It's too political 💅

This is why I am an adherent of based bumunisim

El Cheeto Benito is really kicking it back to his good ol' days of randomly starting celebrity beef. Reminds me of this classic:

.@ariannahuff is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man- he made a good decision.

and this:

I feel sorry for Rosie's new partner in love whose parents are devastated at the thought of their daughter being with @Rosie-- a true loser.

...but it's extra funny as a tweet masquerading as a real press release w/ the giant "45th PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES" for extra cøpę 😂

I agree, I wish would have used that knock of seal he created. Favorite was I think Selma Hayek. He lusted after her hard. I can't remember the exact details but it is worth a read it's so cringe. I just remember after she blew him off there was a charity she participated in where you could win dinner with her, anyway he bid and won and then stood her up. Mooch said it best, guy has the self esteem of a pigeon.

This is way too low-energy for him. How the mighty has fallen.

he's basically milo now, he just still has an agent and publicist

On 9/5/18 I met my best friend. Nearly 5 months later she gave birth to a healthy baby boy. Just a reminder that being a father is not about “blood” but about being available with unconditional love and support

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It's funny how now Republicans are asking for a non-politically correct edgy host.