🇺🇸🇺🇸 "Americans’ lust for a roaring twenties makes me believe America could vote a Florida-based celebrity into the White House. Americans mock Florida, but can’t get enough of the state or its people, as if they secretly fantasize about being Floridians themselves." 🐊🐊

1  2021-05-04 by HP_civ

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1  HP_civ 2021-05-04

Was it the 'gators? I bet it was the 'gators :(

1  HP_civ 2021-05-04

Some choice bits from this I-don't-know-what random website I discovered somewhere:

Florida has defined scams for the past decade, but every day the economy increasingly looks like one. Intangible digital art pieces are selling for millions of dollars as NFTs. Young men are piling billions into cryptocurrencies whose valuations are tired to pure speculation. On Wall Street, crypto giant Coinbase debuted as an IPO with an astronomical $100 billion valuation, only for the company’s CEO to dump $291.8 million in shares the day it went public.

Those participating in COVID financial crazes claim they’re sticking up to the man, but a family office inflated AMC and Viacom stock, not Redditors teaming up to take down Wall Street.

“Stockbrokers are the ultimate hustlers,” Pitbull said. “I invest in real estate because”—he slapped his hand on his thigh—“real estate is real.”