Cancel culture but instead of a 12 year old Minecraft stan screaming at you for using a no-no word its a 200lb roidbeast that's been electroshocked and hasn't been fed for days charging you down.
I would say we should be feeding the 12 year old Minecraft stan to the roidbeast but I'm pretty sure that would be considered animal abuse in most of the civilized world.
Okay so this hits close to home for me. I got a Great Pyrenees puppy in October but she got very, very aggressive and eventually attacked me for “stealing her spot” (that she stole from me when I got up for a moment). I went to have her euthanized because the humane society wouldn’t take an aggressive dog. Thankfully the vet was able to find someone to take her and I hope she is okay but aggressive dogs are very scary and it isn’t always the dog parents’ fault. I loved her so much, I never abused her. I’m grateful I didn’t have to euthanize her but it would have been the right decision if they couldn’t find someone to take her. I miss her so much, it wasn’t because I didn’t love her or didn’t try to fix the aggression myself. I tried a lot.
This can be mitigated if suburbanites quit buying working dogs. If you live in a track home an work a desk job there's no reason to own a shepherd or livestock guard dog. Those dogs won't be happy without livestock and constant activity.
I’ve tried this route, doesn’t really work. Doesn’t help that the blank slate theory is pushed hard due to Pibbles, it spills over into working breeds. Herding dogs are especially popular right now, not even Aussies as much anymore but actual sheepdogs which seem to always be neurotic messes in family dog scenarios.
I'm in a somewhat similar situation with my rescue german shepherd. I paid 2600$ for a trainer with experience with aggression to take him for 19 days, train him, and train us. Its been better, but I also have to come to terms with the possibility that I might simply never be able to have him be very social with new people and particularly small dogs. Hes bit me once on the foot over food aggression and came at my roommates aggressively for that and guarding my room.
There are also situations where if he really bites someone or gets seriously worse in behavior, I'll put him down old yeller style. Sucks because I love that dog and he is extremely sweet to anyone hes friendly with, especially me. He's attached to me to a hilarious degree, the trainer was a little upset because he does his training really well until I'm present, then all he wants is to come to me.
From what I and the vet can tell, he isnt. The break was high on the teeth and the internal part isnt exposed. He isnt exhibiting excessive salivation, whining, or anything we can tell. Its something I'm going to address in the future because I know with enough time and wear it will become an issue.
I'm much more at ease with him now, because the only aggression issues toward me seemed to all be food related, and since he is now crate trained to eat in the crate, there is no tension there. Any anxiousness I have now is all related to strangers and reactivity to other dogs. He plays totally fine with my roommates dog, he is actually very gentle, he is just afraid/reactive to dogs on walks etc.
I wouldn't try something like that unless I was in a bite suit with my dog, or he was on a tie-back and had a prong/e-collar on controlled by another person. He did bite me once when I very misguidedly tried to figure out his food aggression. One canine went through my shoe but luckily since theyre broken it didnt pierce my foot, just gave me a huge bruise. I pinned him to the ground immediately (to stop the attack), he let out a yelp and submitted. The bite he would deliver would be much worse than that lab.
My parents have a dog similar to that but he's the biggest pussy outside the home. He's super friendly with anyone in the family but has to be put outside if anyone else is in the house. I blame it on my parents being a bit r-slurred and never socializing him, he's bit like 3 people so far but one of them was a gypsy, so technically 2.
As an owner of a GSD, you have to run them all the time. I do a minimum two sessions a day with my GSD. Both sessions he will run for 20 mins straight. If he doesnt get these hes a mess.
He gets exercise and play, I'm an active dude, he's just a weirdo behaviorally. Its not always running, but if it isn't, then it's at least 2 walks 45-1hr each, 4-6 miles total.
I have a very temperamental dog. He bites people when he feels nervous, unsafe or if you try to touch him when he doesn’t want to be... I know these things because im his OWNER. Therefore I make sure he’s not in situations where he will react... I don’t kill him!
Nothing to see here, just another white woman succumbing to Stockholm syndrome when her man acts out
add this to spreading deadly misinformation, alt-right conspiracies, being anti-mask, anti-vaxx, anti-abortion, anti-BLM, (let’s just say it, racist) bigot.
Only needs 🚅phobes and inkwells for the copypasta to be complete.
Imagine spending four years getting a mostly-useless English/Communications degree in the hopes of becoming a journalist then finding yourself working for a shitty click-bait website writing outrage porn about complete nobodies based on the inane tweets of a bunch of other complete nobodies. Why anyone would want to be a journalist, especially in Current Year 06, I don't know, but imagine setting your sights so low and still not being able to achieve your goal.
The joke is that this November your vote counts exactly as much as a senile retiree whose political sources are nestled between a thread of gay furry porn and a thread of kids wearing swimsuits.
Is that actually a pibble? Looked more like a regular bull terrier. And the “pre-euthanasia photo shoot” was pretty fucked. There is little I despise on this earth more than an “influencer.” Every influencer and their imminently-fucked children could be fed to an ever-smooching army of ❤️nanny dogs❤️, and society would be better off for it.
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99 Pokanot 2021-05-07
Only pibble owners think it's a normal thing that a child has to be trained to not be bit by a dog lol
67 JimieWhales 2021-05-07
If we could train the dogs to only eat "influencers", that might be a win-win situation.
31 Barkasia 2021-05-07
Cancel culture but instead of a 12 year old Minecraft stan screaming at you for using a no-no word its a 200lb roidbeast that's been electroshocked and hasn't been fed for days charging you down.
6 jubbergun 2021-05-07
I would say we should be feeding the 12 year old Minecraft stan to the roidbeast but I'm pretty sure that would be considered animal abuse in most of the civilized world.
21 duckraul2 2021-05-07
The boujiest kibble out there
3 MooseHeckler 2021-05-07
I think this is manageable with my dog. Though the farts will be horrible.
60 -frozen-chosen- 2021-05-07
Okay so this hits close to home for me. I got a Great Pyrenees puppy in October but she got very, very aggressive and eventually attacked me for “stealing her spot” (that she stole from me when I got up for a moment). I went to have her euthanized because the humane society wouldn’t take an aggressive dog. Thankfully the vet was able to find someone to take her and I hope she is okay but aggressive dogs are very scary and it isn’t always the dog parents’ fault. I loved her so much, I never abused her. I’m grateful I didn’t have to euthanize her but it would have been the right decision if they couldn’t find someone to take her. I miss her so much, it wasn’t because I didn’t love her or didn’t try to fix the aggression myself. I tried a lot.
Thank you for coming to my therapy session.
73 trailerparkmalarkey 2021-05-07
This can be mitigated if suburbanites quit buying working dogs. If you live in a track home an work a desk job there's no reason to own a shepherd or livestock guard dog. Those dogs won't be happy without livestock and constant activity.
39 -frozen-chosen- 2021-05-07
I actually was scammed on Craigslist. I thought I bought a white golden retriever but DNA test said Great Pyrenees. :/
53 duckraul2 2021-05-07
Maury pupvich'd
14 TaysSecondGussy 2021-05-07
I’ve tried this route, doesn’t really work. Doesn’t help that the blank slate theory is pushed hard due to Pibbles, it spills over into working breeds. Herding dogs are especially popular right now, not even Aussies as much anymore but actual sheepdogs which seem to always be neurotic messes in family dog scenarios.
22 duckraul2 2021-05-07
I'm in a somewhat similar situation with my rescue german shepherd. I paid 2600$ for a trainer with experience with aggression to take him for 19 days, train him, and train us. Its been better, but I also have to come to terms with the possibility that I might simply never be able to have him be very social with new people and particularly small dogs. Hes bit me once on the foot over food aggression and came at my roommates aggressively for that and guarding my room.
There are also situations where if he really bites someone or gets seriously worse in behavior, I'll put him down old yeller style. Sucks because I love that dog and he is extremely sweet to anyone hes friendly with, especially me. He's attached to me to a hilarious degree, the trainer was a little upset because he does his training really well until I'm present, then all he wants is to come to me.
20 911roofer 2021-05-07
Get a vet to remove all his teeth. A dog without teeth is hilarious.
11 duckraul2 2021-05-07
Whatever trauma he had before me led to all 4 canines being broken, like theyre flat-tipped, and it isnt from chewing, he isnt a chewer.
15 911roofer 2021-05-07
He might be in constant pain because of that.
9 duckraul2 2021-05-07
From what I and the vet can tell, he isnt. The break was high on the teeth and the internal part isnt exposed. He isnt exhibiting excessive salivation, whining, or anything we can tell. Its something I'm going to address in the future because I know with enough time and wear it will become an issue.
10 -frozen-chosen- 2021-05-07
It’s hard because you’re on edge all day bc the aggression can be truly scary but then you also love them to pieces.
7 duckraul2 2021-05-07
I'm much more at ease with him now, because the only aggression issues toward me seemed to all be food related, and since he is now crate trained to eat in the crate, there is no tension there. Any anxiousness I have now is all related to strangers and reactivity to other dogs. He plays totally fine with my roommates dog, he is actually very gentle, he is just afraid/reactive to dogs on walks etc.
6 -frozen-chosen- 2021-05-07
🤗
3 AugustinesBitchBoy 2021-05-07
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ihXq_WwiWM
Try this classic
3 duckraul2 2021-05-07
I wouldn't try something like that unless I was in a bite suit with my dog, or he was on a tie-back and had a prong/e-collar on controlled by another person. He did bite me once when I very misguidedly tried to figure out his food aggression. One canine went through my shoe but luckily since theyre broken it didnt pierce my foot, just gave me a huge bruise. I pinned him to the ground immediately (to stop the attack), he let out a yelp and submitted. The bite he would deliver would be much worse than that lab.
4 AugustinesBitchBoy 2021-05-07
My parents have a dog similar to that but he's the biggest pussy outside the home. He's super friendly with anyone in the family but has to be put outside if anyone else is in the house. I blame it on my parents being a bit r-slurred and never socializing him, he's bit like 3 people so far but one of them was a gypsy, so technically 2.
3 Corporal-Hicks 2021-05-07
As an owner of a GSD, you have to run them all the time. I do a minimum two sessions a day with my GSD. Both sessions he will run for 20 mins straight. If he doesnt get these hes a mess.
1 duckraul2 2021-05-07
He gets exercise and play, I'm an active dude, he's just a weirdo behaviorally. Its not always running, but if it isn't, then it's at least 2 walks 45-1hr each, 4-6 miles total.
7 Minimum_T-Giraff 2021-05-07
lul didn't bother training the dog i see.
6 AwanBros 2021-05-07
Found the intellectually disabled
34 Barkasia 2021-05-07
Nothing to see here, just another white woman succumbing to Stockholm syndrome when her man acts out
29 vrzv 2021-05-07
🐕🧠
20 ironicshitpostr 2021-05-07
🐕💊
👩❤️🐕🚀
29 trosdetio 2021-05-07
Only needs 🚅phobes and inkwells for the copypasta to be complete.
14 jubbergun 2021-05-07
Imagine spending four years getting a mostly-useless English/Communications degree in the hopes of becoming a journalist then finding yourself working for a shitty click-bait website writing outrage porn about complete nobodies based on the inane tweets of a bunch of other complete nobodies. Why anyone would want to be a journalist, especially in Current Year 06, I don't know, but imagine setting your sights so low and still not being able to achieve your goal.
13 SnapshillBot 2021-05-07
The joke is that this November your vote counts exactly as much as a senile retiree whose political sources are nestled between a thread of gay furry porn and a thread of kids wearing swimsuits.
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6 AwanBros 2021-05-07
Islam was right about doggorinos.
5 TayloTayloBookito 2021-05-07
Is that actually a pibble? Looked more like a regular bull terrier. And the “pre-euthanasia photo shoot” was pretty fucked. There is little I despise on this earth more than an “influencer.” Every influencer and their imminently-fucked children could be fed to an ever-smooching army of ❤️nanny dogs❤️, and society would be better off for it.
4 AugustinesBitchBoy 2021-05-07
Glad we're back to Pibble-posting
3 EarlCampbellsMeat 2021-05-07
https://i.redd.it/0jufr0ddqmx61.jpg
3 Babybear_Dramabear 2021-05-07
The cute lil pibble is salivating! It wants to nanny that lil bebe so bad! 😍
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