We have removed posting restrictions (stop mod mailing us asking for approved status thank you)

1  2021-05-08 by pewkiemuffinboo

OMG we're public again. Please send your condolences to the AEO team. May their free time rest in peace.

Because the admins have imposed nonsensical posting limitations to our subreddit I will re-iterate the rules for posting to this subreddit here for people that are new, or are not aware that this website is ran by people with willful ignorance about how the internet works.

No Linking to Other Subbies

  • Do not link to other subreddits. Automod will remove all links to subreddits. Ceddit/Removereddit/Archive links are not allowed. If you want to discuss other subreddit posts you must submit screenshots with all usernames removed.

No-no words are banned

Bad words that hurt feelings are banned sitewide so don't try to use them here.

"Eyes" Posts are not allowed

Posts wherein you ask people to look at your user history to find comments in posts you yourself have posted in are not allowed. This is the definition of brigading and circumvents the sensical "no linking" rule that the admins have imposed on this subreddit.

  • Don't make us ban a fucking emoji by abusing this please because if I have to add a god damned emoji to automoderator I might actually jump off a fucking cliff.
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Reddit is literally broken right now and automod won't let us update the settings to allow people to post here.

I fucking hate this shit website.

the feds have opened the borders

we were warned, but we didnt listen, was it worth it, keeping lawlz?

Also just a heads up the filter catches anything thatโ€™s r*/ because ai is stupid. So if you use a word that ends with an r and you immediately use a slash itโ€™ll get yeeted. Everything sucks.

I keep telling you guys: just add \b before the "r" in the regex you're using. Just like literally find the letter "r" and but that before it.

https://docs.python.org/3/library/re.html - Matches the empty string, but only at the beginning or end of a word.

Honestly I feel like you know what youโ€™re talking about so Iโ€™ll get this to one of mods with coding autism.

Trappy's back?

man I miss trappy

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Make justcool393 do it.

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Then leave, your life and ours will immediately improve.

Imagine getting so butthurt as a janny from a low tier jab.

Banned.

MODS ARE GODS

We had same issue, you gotta suck it up and use new.reddit, still works there.

I can finally bait lolcows to post here again ๐Ÿ˜Œ ๐Ÿ˜Œ ๐Ÿ˜Œ

It never even began for approvedcels.

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Why is the joke always on us??

Truly the most oppressed class ๐Ÿ˜”

Why even live? ๐Ÿ™„

How? We still canโ€™t ping...

It's simple you've just got to use a little imagination. There are hundreds of subs brimming with angry sweaty nerds looking to vent their anger on political and current events, all they need is to be shown a nice friendly place where they can do so. Without brigading, pinging or breaking any reddit rules of course.

It's difficult but possible. Troll some lolcow in ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ/whatever and then make a post here with screenshots. Tell the lolcow about ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ/drama post. If you're lucky the ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ„ will take the bait.

I've gotten people pointing out posts I made months ago on here. lol You just gotta post and let them come to you. A couple days ago I was trolling as a dude and someone pulled a post I made on here from a few weeks ago where I said I was an f-slur lol

Reddit is shit but it's easier and funner to troll wokies on here than it is to troll boomers on Facebook.

How are you gonna bait them man? We are cucked beyond repair ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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lmao the admins let you do this after holding a gun to snappy's head, literally only so this sub can be active enough that banning it in 2 months will sate American Horror Story for a week

wtf happened here honestly. Last time I was an approvedcel we had funny covid effortposts and shit. now it's just ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€ and you find it and it's just random twitter drama that somebody x-posted to stupidpol within 2 seconds of posting.

If we're fully vaccinated and wearing masks, can we at least make reference to the titles of posts in other subs? is "top post in slash are slash news is funny haha" banned?

You will fellate what is left of arrrr dramaโ€™s rotting corpse and you will be grateful for the privilege of having had it in these last few months of our existence before we get banned anyway when someone finds heckin gendered language in a thread from 2017 that AEO overlooked in their first 162 sweeps of old content.

This but blanket applied to all of us, you included.

Soon to be a pillow

Good point, altho I'm gonna miss the ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€ posting.

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This is a Twitter aggregation sub, yes.

can we at least make reference to the titles of posts in other subs?

Yes. We can discuss reddit in general it's just that the posts from people with titles like "I called someone the N-word in arrrr news go look at my history ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€" type posts are banned and tbh are shitty anyway.

The stupidpol exodus here feels like it was the work of someone. Maybe it's just that they keep posting the same thing stupidpol posts so it always comes up in other discussions, but holy shit the amount of times someone starts getting all smuggy comic in real life on me and then I just look and yup.... Stupidpol, drama, and nonewnormal are the only places the post ๐Ÿฅฑ

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canโ€™t even eye post

We are the most cucked and fucked user base on this site. Just end us already.

Isn't it funny? The admins banned same-site links to force us to have less interaction with subreddits because Lawlz brigaded and as a result people started making posts wherein they literally brigade posts they want to link so other people in other subreddits could find them.

It's almost as if the admins have zero fucking clue.

Anyway, the admins do this for money and I don't so I will leave the bad decisions to them since it pays their barely-above-poverty-in-the-bay-area rent.

They are determined to rid the website of anything resembling a unique community.

I, for one, await the Reddit S1 in which they derive value from weird fetish subs primarily used to promote onlyFans.

I think they flag accounts that post on here. My alts can say the r slur with no warnings.

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๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€

Nice eyes, never seen em.

Talm bout Stevie blue eyes, b? Great guy, dude got a piece on him too

Big time GADOOSH on this sub

Makes a good point, how come there was a brown eyes emoji but not a blue eyes emoji. I thought we were doing all colors?

G๐Ÿ‘€d to be back

I would like to report that the mods would rarely answer me when I asked to be approved and when they did were often extremely rude. This was distressing because as I explained at length, I've been a part of this community for years, and had simply found myself in an embarrassing situation which required a change of account. I was left unable to comment for months and frankly it had a negative impact on my mental health. There were probably thousands of posts within that span that I desperately wanted to gift with my hot takes, but alas the community was denied my voice. I have no idea how this subreddit expects to grow and prosper when it's moderation team treats even its oldest members with hostility.

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You guys just have poor taste. Also this is exactly the kind of behavior I was talking about.

You could have just handed over the malariabux you poorcel.

Imagine paying for approved status and or a custom flair.

Quite. I think the message that got me in was something like:

"let me in you dumb fucking jannies"

They probably let you in for free.

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I literally sent you old trappy nudes 4 accounts ago

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You approved people that sent you nudes. Get your porn somewhere else.

Did your old posts on this sub score highly then?

I was left unable to comment for months

Woah - the stuff nightmares are made of!

Yes, back in the golden days of this sub I was quite well renowned, something of a local celebrity. I submitted cutting edge journalism gathered from all across reddit. Back in 2016 I was acquiring hundreds of upvotes every day. Unfortunately this sub has degraded a lot since then. I've seen a lot of people blame the admins, which is understandable, but the truth is that this decline can be primarily attributed to the ineptitude of its leadership.

Also, I do not consider my personal attachment to this community nor the joy i receive from posting to be a flaw. I am not afraid to admit that being cut off caused me pain. You're belittlement means nothing to me, I am not ashamed to care.

I don't know who you were but welcome back

Haha, I am almost 50-50 whether you really cared about not being to comment for a few months.

What was your old username? Find your best / most upvoted arr Drama post from it. Them refusing you was nothing personal; just they probably get dozens of such messages each day and it probably gets old for them. Also, they ban users out of love not out of hatred.

I wouldn't blame our jannies for the state of this sub (only the admins cucked this sub). If they didn't stomp down on the more fun stuff, this sub would have been bye-bye ages ago.

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The trick is to pm a jannie directly. They love that

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You gotta crawl into the jannies Bussy on d*sc๐Ÿคฎrd to get unlimited accounts approved.

It never even started for unapprovedcels

If eyesposting is banned then surely also pirateposting should also be banned?

Shouldn't, in fact, just talking about anything related to reddit at all also be banned?

Shouldn't, in fact, just talking about anything related to reddit at all also be banned

I think this is what the admins had in mind for us. I don't know how much sense having a part of your website banned from freely discussing the other part of your website makes but the admins can't even figure out how to make one of the most popular websites in the world profitable so who knows.

This subreddit is basically dead.

Thereโ€™s always the nuclear option to go out in style, pewkie

Wasnโ€™t it the admins and not the mods who made it impossible to ping? ๐Ÿ˜‚

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This subreddit is basically dead.

At least we get to ride as an undead corpse to the bitter end

Many years ago, SRD had all of the reddit shit covered and wasn't insufferable so there was not much need for an alternative. This sub was basically a bunch of GBTs painting their nails and posting celebrity drama. We're just returning to our ancient roots as a RuPaul's Drag Race discussion sub. Dust to dust, baby.

Was this really a Drag Race sub? I know that arrrrghRPDRDRAMA already exists.

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Oh good, I can comment again now that sub is fully and completely ruined. Goody

Welcome back!

Glad to have ya buddy

The unapprovedcel returns to the holy land after wandering the desert for 40 years ๐Ÿ™

pewkiemuffinboo said let my unapprovedcels go (and shitpost).

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Weโ€™re back but it just isnโ€™t the same, with all these restrictions staying.

Permanent lockdown, the Qoomers were right ๐Ÿ˜”

I learned how to block automod today, checkmate jannies.

not sure if you have even asked (I suppose we know the answer already) but if you have asked have the madmins ever given a legit answer as to why these rules are only for this sub and not for SRD and AHS?

SRD has linked to and brigaded more subs than we ever did and AHS is the definition of harassment that's supposedly against sitewide rules so... is it really just we're guilty of wrong think and that's it?

You know why.

sigh... I suppose I do.

Day of the๐Ÿฅซ๐ŸŸneeds to happen before the Steve('s ๐Ÿค”) y'all this place

I've been thinking of how I could make a bot that scans SRD posts and compares users that commented in that thread with downvotes and comments in the linked thread as proof of their brigading, submit each post's findings to their janitorial staff, inevitably get the bot banned and muted from SRD, then report them to the paid janitorial staff. Then I realized I have a life and spending any amount of effort on a social media website outside of dropping a deuce time (literal shitposting) is so pathetic that there aren't strong enough words in the English language to describe it.

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that and AEO admins have to routinely punish someone to look like they are useful

awwwwww shit. The country club has gone to poors.

The colonizers have arrived.

This is like when you have a country club that's nice and quiet and requires approval before anyone can get in so it's an all-white country club except for Tiger Woods and everything is good until they decide to open it to everyone and now there are homeless using the showers and undesirables in the gym. Just switch out all-white with gay people and I'm the Tiger Woods diversity poster and you got drama.

If you're Tiger I get to be OJ.

If the dramanaut posts shit you must acquit

Better put in the leg work

My drunk ass will run them over and you get the glove and the knives.

And thatโ€™s a good thing ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

Poor-cels need not apply

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Mods took away the only thing a lot of people have going for them (being an approvedcel). What will they do now?

Looks like we are getting banned soon

Tariq needs to get mod status

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This is the worst decision you could have possibly made. I had a dream of being an approvedcel and you've gone and RUINED IT FOR ME

This is a trap

Nine... nine long months I have waited... sent lovely messages to the mods... Endured constant jabs and jokes aimed at those of us who could not post... but now, I can finally post again... I was one of Drama's fiercest supporters... Someone who abided by the rules and was kind to my fellow man and this is how I was treated ๐Ÿ˜ฅ It may take a while for you lot to win my heart again but I'm full of forgiveness and I need to be strong for my fellow victims of oppression... the unapprovedcels. Together we move forward!

Yea it feels weird posting. I pretty much accepted the unapprovedcell life. Not like I usually had anything meaningful to add, anyways.

On the plus side our threads will hopefully have a bit more life in them.

Not like I usually had anything meaningful to add, anyways

It's drama, anyone thinking their input is meaningful is in the wrong place

no eyeposting

How big was the paid janitors dick?

Did It hurt your bussy?

The assholes of drama moderators long passed the point of being able to register pain.

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I canโ€™t believe youโ€™ve done this. Random unapprovedcels thinking Iโ€™m a mod and messaging me was my favorite.

BOOOOOOOOOOOO

Now that I can post here again it's suddenly not as appealing. Maybe I just want what I can't have.

The time for the unapprovedcel to rise has come as it has been foretold. Alhamdulilah

Itโ€™s pretty obvious Snappy gave her life as a queen to save unapprovedcels and come back as a god. This is a religious event.

Even the unapproved wicked have been forgiven of their trespasses due to Snappy's ultimate sacrifice and resurrection. Just as the prophecy foretold.

Closing the sub for a joke wasn't OK.

I totally realize most people are going to disagree with me here but I feel compelled to say that closing the sub for a joke wasn't a very kind thing to do. We have seen TONS of posts from vulnerable populations talking about how this sub is a source of support and humor in a dark time. Irony and dirtbagism aside, taking away that support without warning was not okay. You can say I'm being silly, or humorless or reactionary. Whatever. I love the show and I love this community. But sometimes I come home after dealing with ableism and our nightmare reality all day, and this sub is one of many things that make me feel better. It wasn't a good feeling to find this sub closed for the sake of irony. Maybe that's laughable or pathetic. But for me, it's true

I was trying to find ths pasta and the only place I could find this was an old drama thread. That makes me realize that I'll be sad when it gets banned, someone should make an archive

Can you fix autojanny?

Right now you have this block in there:


body (includes): 'r/'
action: remove


that removes things like the sentence "I hate pepper/olive pizza"

But if you fix autojanny by changing it to this:


body (regex, includes): '\br/'
action: remove


It should stop spazzing out

Nerd shit

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Get prepared to jump off a fucking cliff.

Oh no, theyโ€™ve opened the gates...

Hello fellow redditors :DDD

Nooo Iโ€™m not special anymore ๐Ÿ˜ญ

I branded all the approvedcels long ago. I'm sure others did also, so in a way we can still have a de facto caste system.

Browsing the internet is not nearly as fun without a superiority complex

You are a king among ottists ๐Ÿค—

Do we get nice stars to wear?

Goddamn. What the fuck will I do all day now.

This was the worst idea

Ban emojis, f-slur. Stab Ed in hell.

๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ก

the sub that was cucked to death. ๐Ÿ˜”

Stunning AND brave.

Praise Christ

Testing

Omg it's real ๐Ÿ˜ณ

Instead of eyeposting why donโ€™t you r-slurs just post a normal comment in the thread

i hate you cringe lord alt righters so much and i just cant wait to tell you to your faces

I can finally tell masterlawlz how much I appreciate his stickies ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Gross.

That's your contribution to an intelligent discussion? A vague, unspecified criticism, accompanied by an implicitly self-aggrandizing bit of arrogant dismissiveness?

That post took full one year to compose. Quota of words has been completed.

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yikes sweaty

Language!

Could someone explain masterlawls to me?

Is he some sort of advanced post-modern troll attempting to generate drama from the mundane and completely uninteresting, or is he actually just that boring?

I'd also like a total psychological breakdown of the one known as pizzashill. I don't understand how someone could be so right about women, and so wrong about everything else

How is "bussy" pronounced? I just have so many questions

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I donated for nothing

Unapprovedcels stay winning ๐Ÿ˜ค

Oh my fucking god Iโ€™ve been modmailing you all from various accounts for so long. This is the greatest day ever.

I canโ€™t wait to meet Lawllz :o omg I love your work

Reeeeeeeeeeee haha lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ just ๐Ÿคซdrama things

Boobs

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AKA Honeypot operation to cleanse the site of any remaining undesirables.

Praise Allah.

I can finally share my memes about how to treat women in Islam.

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lol cum

Oooh how exciting! ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค— I canโ€™t wait to see what new steaming pile of shit the paid janitors unload on this subreddit within like the next 6 days!

It's too late for me. I'm a politics poster now.

You guys have no idea how many times I've been blocked from posting a sick comment because I forgot I wasnt approved.

Gross

Tip for new people: you can send the mod that constantly feels the need to top comment sticky a private message of your favorite ice cream flavor and what you want as your flair and they'll do it.

Oh thank god, youโ€™ve been deprived of my shit-tier takes for so long!

Sick now I can join in on the sub before it gets banned in a a few weeks probably

I just wanted to talk about how milky and smooth Kyle Rittenhouse's thick thighs probably are but instead I got denied posting access.

Get cucked

YES

It's good to be back

My previous account was suspended and I was an approved-cel by effort alone, though this time I donated to malaria relief. It was a good cause.

finally

Yoooo

bussy

Thank you jannies. Maybe we'll have give you a 20% raise for your efforts.

Glowies completely removing the lid on the honeypot, drama incoming

Now I can finally say "wow this lawlzpost sucks" under everyone of his stickies๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

There goes the neighbourhood.

So just to make sure this post is not not not not saying people posting about drama shouldn't post and pin to their profile the post which they're referring to?

Has the golden era returned

With the coof having it's way with India, the AEO team is probably in ICU so we might be ok.

Posts wherein you ask people to look at your user history to find other threads are not allowed.

this doesn't make any sense

The fact that you don't know makes me think that we have actually properly moderated those threads out.

Ah shit this isn't going to end well. Speaking as a nonapprovedcel myself.

Can you iiiiโ€™s instead?

We should just commit sudoku, it is the only way to regain our honour.

Fart

Yay I've been lurking for like 6 months now

Here come the MDEfugees. I knew the wall wouldn't hold.

The floodgates are open

Reddit is having issues right now

Since when it isn't?

Top 20 Website in the WorldTM

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You sure about this?

This is everything I've ever wanted.

I still want to be approved, drama is my only place of validation ๐Ÿ˜’

unapproved-cels rise up

we're allowed again?

Testing. I can actually post again

Edit: not sure I want to take part now that you're letting everyone in

Praise the Lord! ๐Ÿ™

The unapprovedcide has finally ended!

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I cry ๐Ÿ˜ญ

๐Ÿถ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿถ

Hi :)

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Blessed

Thank fuck. I wonโ€™t let you down ๐Ÿค—

Yass quenn ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช

Finallysomegoodfuckingfood.jpg.

We did it reddit

May Allah bless you

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I've been waiting for this moment my whole life

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๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต

Wait I can comment now?

Hell yeah my dudes. Good to be back! ๐Ÿคช

pog

Neat

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"subreddit celebrity"-cels seeeeeeeeething

Nice, now I can ruin threads with my serious posting again

I hated the fact that I was restricted for so long. Well, it doesn't really matter anymore. I'm back and I know that the community is excited and happy for me! ๐Ÿฅฐ

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Finally after all these months I can share my mediocre drama and lukewarm takes again

Based jannies ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

I'm gay and my dick is small

i can comment again????

Nice

Well now I donโ€™t want to hang out here. It was only interesting because I was forbidden.

Ugh finally

๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™ praise lawlz

๐Ÿ‘€ Here before this place gets banned

The admins just keep cucking us. Soon we cant even look at other subreddits. But at least I can post again.

nice

Praise allah ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ

Oh no no no.

My heartfelt letters to President Xi finally paid off

Hi fellas

To our esteemed custodian of child predator persuasion.

Why let this joke of a forum continue? The moderators have been slobbering on the administrator cocklet since the days of our token African-Canadian SirGallantLionheart roamed this pasture.

The soul has long been gone, stolen bit by bit from endless concessions and appeasements.

There was a time when this place could have died with dignity, that time has long passed.

Good day.

None of us want to take on the legal responsibility of hosting our own website, and we all already have jobs.

We have ruqqus but no one uses it and tbh ruqqus kind of sucks ass.

We never had dignity.

wut

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Test ๐Ÿ˜ณ

Reddit is literally broken

Why aren't we moving to another place then??

None of us want to take on the legal responsibility of hosting our own website (nor do we want to be doxxed tbh) and we have a ruqqus but ruqqus sucks and no one uses it.

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I can't read

Hello

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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Test

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Jesus fuck finally some good news

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Longtime unapprovedcel commenting for the first time

I thought brigading was posting and voting on other communities posts, not mere looking and lurking.

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Freedom?

yay

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Oh yeah I forgot, approve me you fat fucks

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Why even open the sub up if anything fun is banned?

Finally. I can reach my full potential.

Yayyy

test post, plz respond

zo

next we get linking insallah

Shaka, when the walls fell

:3

Now plebs like me can post again.

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We're the only last interesting community left on this wasteland of a shitty website, they won't ban us.

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I can finally finish my comment on that one post from last year, hurray!

I just want to say that I'm so grateful that we can finally bury the hideous masterlawlz posts with decent content now.

Allahu akbar

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Poop

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I'm g๐Ÿ…พ๏ธy so I can say that

Lol heter๐Ÿ…พ๏ธ

LESSSS GOOOOOO

finally after all this time Iโ€™m free

Praise Allah

Give approved and i'll send a picture of toes Toees_may_be_ones_found_on_pathology_websites

I've been waiting for this moment for like two years!

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time to pibblepost.

This truly is the white boy summer

Does that mean I can comment now? Fuck ya.

Test

Reddit sucks now anyway who cares

hello everyone

โ˜บ๏ธ

Does this mean we can harass the $O.0O j@nn!s with reports again?

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And i thought the yโ€™alling of snappy this week was the end of drama. We have arisen from the ashes

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But why no text posts homie?

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Lmao I legit thought we were open the whole time, oops

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ass earth

What xir mean by this๐Ÿค”

Oh no no no no, public after all this time in our own deranged little bubble?? Truly the end of an era ๐Ÿ˜”

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I can finally comment. Let's gooooooooo