Gays have appropriated so much of horse culture with their harnesses, ketamine and obstetricianal lube usage that doping is all these horses have left.

HLM

Whay are 🍔 landers like this?

If you know the vet and not the horse, races bets are safer than crypto, every boomer know this fact 😎✌️

One word: mayos

Eh, at least 🍔's give horse steroids to horses. In Russia they give horse steroids to women.

See: https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.instagram.com/nastenka575/%3Fhl%3Den&ved=2ahUKEwjGi4_ymMDwAhXqAWMBHSFJDUEQjjgwAHoECAMQAg&sqi=2&usg=AOvVaw0ID8tKIEW7kCy9AciwtXUE

White men fuck horses 🐴💊 👴🏻🙌

Well Mr. Hands doesn’t.

Not anymore.

Well yeah, other people aren't tall enough to reach for the holes.

Bucket list tho

5 gallon pails are the height they are for a reason

That's why beastiality is illegal in the state of Washington.

That town is never going to live it down

Baffert says one test issue was created by a groom urinating in the stall after the groom had been taking cough medicine. Horse ate some of the hay.

Can we #cancel illiterates who misuse semicolons?

It's fine if you're curious but you don't know what it's for—just stick to vanilla punctuation. Don't try to get kinky and accidentally suffocate yourself like this. It's embarrassing.

I can use semicolons wherever I want; bigot.

Oh yeah‽

I see semicolons get used as colons more than I see them get used correctly. I guess some people are afraid to take the leap and go full colon

The last time a mayo went full colon with a horse we lost civil liberties ✊

I prefer my colonics high

Are you a literal NPC? First you had trouble counting to two, now you're just copy and pasting your replies. Do you need some time to update before you can type anything new?

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