When making posts like this about "internet" celebrities it's always best to include some context to their "celebrity" status so it doesn't look like straight up doxxing some internet rando.
They already banned pirate/samandtolki which was dedicated to hating on this person of inertia. Why not, with all the restrictions here, just delete anything to do with him just in case?
Youād be surprised, I hear with all the work they did this year they received a 10% pay raise and 30% bonus. A very generous salary for our most valued members.
When you really think about it, like half of the internet are healthy at any size and self-identify as trains, right? I think that means it's not very selective at all.
They're going to have to end up creating new classifications aren't they. This guy is 2x obese line, I feel like there should be something more than morbidly obese to describe this.
They need to stop using BMI since it isn't accurate, like it doesn't account for extra muscle that athletes have. It's also racist against black women.
The autistic top jannie had a personal vendetta against Boogie and let the sub derange into something completely different to what its original purpose was.
It wasnāt even boogie that got the sub banned, it was GiantWaffle after they pieced together that he (allegedly) sexually assaulted Tolki at SGDQ 2014. He sent lawyers and shit after them.
Well since his divorce, Boogie started "dating" girls that he totally did not pay to accompany him. Those girls subsequently leaked a lot of dirt on him but a lot of that was lost when the samandtolki subreddit was nuked by the superjannies.
I posted about Boogie's continuing downwards spiral on r/drama about 2 years ago:
since his divorce, Boogie started "dating" girls that he totally did not pay to accompany him.
Those girls subsequently leaked a lot of dirt on him
...good grief.
Back in my day, whores had a modicum on professionalism.
This isn't my dramatic side talking, this is my ex-whore side talking: that's fucked up and I'm on the verge of tears for what this next generation of johns has in store for them.
This is my dramatic side talking: I'm ecstatic for the dirt the next generation will apparently drop while not realizing the legit value that kind of professionalism offers to a whore, and how they're hamstringing not only themselves but several generations of like-minded "professionals".
We, quite literally, knew our place half a decade ago. The expression "Don't shit where you eat" comes to mind. Oh, Ms Winfred-Louder, how I miss you.
The ideal outcome for that scenario would have been Boogie shooting Frank, but Frank surviving and suing his ass. Imagine what a circus that would have been if he actually got it in front of a judge.
Wait. I thought this was just some sad sack who whined on youtube about being extraordinarily obese and not getting any p*ssy. I haven't heard anything about him in years.
Who did he assault? How did they not manage to outrun him? It says he's 450 lbs and suffers from chronic manletism. Surely he'd just fall down after like 20 yards...?
I donāt know the details, but unless cops were present to witness the attack they often donāt arrest and charge people with assault right away. Whatever happened was probably reported to police after the fact and after an investigation (ie: detective speaks to the victim and any witnesses) police will make an arrest if thereās evidence of battery.
Yeah where two losers point guns at each other and call each other names? I donāt even know if a cop could sit through that pathetic shit. God knows I couldnāt.
At that weight his metabolism is high enough to burn an entire pound of fat per day assuming he all he does is get up a few times to get a glass of water.
He could eat two big mac meals per day and still lose 10lb per month.
I'll never understand how its possible for someone to maintain this level of body fat.
I'm past the point of partisan garbage and ive been exposing myself to many ideas and ive found generally both sides have a partial truth -----so there actually might be some weight to this george soros shit ----- my question is, is there anyone on earth that is talked about more than george soros that talks less than george soros does
"Hey guys Boogie1488 here coming at you live with the wholesome content as the Mister Rodgers of the internet now lets talk about time I was abused, how being fat is hard and allude to that I might have been raped. Thanks for tuning in, like and subscribe for more wholesome content"
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1 pewkiemuffinboo 2021-05-11
When making posts like this about "internet" celebrities it's always best to include some context to their "celebrity" status so it doesn't look like straight up doxxing some internet rando.
So here ya go
26 questionablyrotten 2021-05-11
Admins using Boogie as an excuse to cull argh drama is more proof that the world orbits around people of landmass
7 RydenwithByden 2021-05-11
They already banned pirate/samandtolki which was dedicated to hating on this person of inertia. Why not, with all the restrictions here, just delete anything to do with him just in case?
284 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2021-05-11
At 450š½lbs (š¤®) how can he move fast enough to commit aggravated assault. Did someone get sucked into his gravitational pull and get to close?
168 seenten 2021-05-11
How in the fuck
156 busslordlowkeybussin 2021-05-11
You may not believe this but Reddit jannies are born with a BMI of at least 60. It's what leads to their future careers.
95 ALTAFONTE 2021-05-11
this + gender dysphoria
23 The_White_Light 2021-05-11
And sexually assaulting children with your father.
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2 MrSilk13642 2021-05-11
this + gender dysphoria + pedophilia
54 seenten 2021-05-11
For something so selective, it doesn't seem to pay very well š¤
56 CertifiedSheep 2021-05-11
Youād be surprised, I hear with all the work they did this year they received a 10% pay raise and 30% bonus. A very generous salary for our most valued members.
6 TheRedHunterSM 2021-05-11
A pay raise sure, but from what base?
7 i_use_3_seashells 2021-05-11
Obviously zero, but still.
26 PM_ME_UR_YARMULKE 2021-05-11
When you really think about it, like half of the internet are healthy at any size and self-identify as trains, right? I think that means it's not very selective at all.
58 PM_ME_UR_YARMULKE 2021-05-11
Well first of all, through high fructose corn syrup, all things are possible.
So jot that down.
3 Babybear_Dramabear 2021-05-11
He's just tacking on mass.
38 Sasanka_Of_Gauda 2021-05-11
They're going to have to end up creating new classifications aren't they. This guy is 2x obese line, I feel like there should be something more than morbidly obese to describe this.
30 ThankYouWhitePeople 2021-05-11
They need to stop using BMI since it isn't accurate, like it doesn't account for extra muscle that athletes have. It's also racist against black women.
56 not_yet_divorced-yet 2021-05-11
BMI doesn't work because we have so many people built like The Rock in our population
51 ThankYouWhitePeople 2021-05-11
Me and The Rock actually have many similarities, like being bald and having the same daily calorie intake.
7 RedditIsAJoke69 2021-05-11
just start injecting steroids and you will have even more things in common with dwayne
5 ThankYouWhitePeople 2021-05-11
Do you reckon he also has a 3 inch penis?
4 RedditIsAJoke69 2021-05-11
if you have working 3 inches its still potentially more useful than his when in cycle.
3 TitleNo8604 2021-05-11
In addition Boogie is packed with muscle. This public record is slander.
16 DaveBustaine 2021-05-11
There is, >50 BMI is "Super Obese" or "Extreme Obesity"
9 RydenwithByden 2021-05-11
"Critical mass"
5 dingleface 2021-05-11
He's considered hyper obese
4 VALIS666 2021-05-11
Funkopop collector
35 -M-o-X- 2021-05-11
He is literally off the charts fat.
The BMI Table published by the NIH ends at 54. Obese starts at 30.
21 aqouta 2021-05-11
Once you give up on life it's easy to balloon out.
10 Zozbot 2021-05-11
zoz
10 Zozbot 2021-05-11
zle
8 Zozbot 2021-05-11
zozzle
10 AlohaWarrior35 2021-05-11
That's basically "chubby" in š land.
55 borfavor 2021-05-11
I mean I know I'm a "Big and Beautifulā¢" man, but this guy weighs more than twice what I do while being shorter.
Honestly I'm impressed
9 10z20Luka 2021-05-11
I thought he got thin after surgery.
6 RedditIsAJoke69 2021-05-11
he did - a little bit and for a while
3 konigstigerboi 2021-05-11
You might be impressed, but heās compressed
15 jimmerz28 2021-05-11
You should see how fast they move when you try to take their funkopops out of the packaging.
13 sgvjosetel1 2021-05-11
idk but based on his weight and physical stamina police have put out a 0.5 mile cordon around his house to catch him.
6 momentbruh 2021-05-11
Mustāve sat on em
5 Brilliant-Deal7937 2021-05-11
didn't he pull a gun on some stalker that showed up at his house? there was video on it a while ago
10 DaBigKahuna77 2021-05-11
Lol that's what the warrant is for, he fired a shot into the air.
2 fuckspazlmao 2021-05-11
Ah the ddd special
110 CantWakeUpJPG 2021-05-11
Ever since Dez cucked him, Boogie's life has been in a downward spiral.
74 GreenBlueEyedDog 2021-05-11
Can someone please make a mega thread on him covering the past four years š
61 CantWakeUpJPG 2021-05-11
Check the Farmstm.
159 santaincarnate 2021-05-11
Ain't nobody got time to read through 1132 pages of autism
65 seenten 2021-05-11
Holy shit, that place is on another level. 50k+ comment threads, many essay-length, about internet literal who's.
28 TrumpsHusband 2021-05-11
They're honestly just as bad as the people they make fun of
16 RuqqusBrigadeBot 2021-05-11
That's why I love them š„°
3 nomnomdiamond 2021-05-11
where what how?!
15 15nelsoc 2021-05-11
š„ farms
Can't mention the site by name anymore on reddit
6 nomnomdiamond 2021-05-11
Got it. thanks!
51 trailerparkmalarkey 2021-05-11
That's what the "skip to next highlight" feature is for
29 POST_BUSSY 2021-05-11
Don't lie. You have the time š.
5 jimmerz28 2021-05-11
You clearly haven't been to WSB
12 PatientGarden6 2021-05-11
Heaven for dramatards. A place for my people to be free. Unlike this den of cuckery
š¤¢
3 Tactical_L 2021-05-11
The what?
16 ExilesReturn 2021-05-11
Smdh. The farms of New Zealand.
43 A_Big_Teletubby 2021-05-11
rip the sam and tolki subreddit that turned into a Boogie hate sub for whatever reason
17 peaksand 2021-05-11
The autistic top jannie had a personal vendetta against Boogie and let the sub derange into something completely different to what its original purpose was.
6 thisisbunk14 2021-05-11
It wasnāt even boogie that got the sub banned, it was GiantWaffle after they pieced together that he (allegedly) sexually assaulted Tolki at SGDQ 2014. He sent lawyers and shit after them.
11 A_Big_Teletubby 2021-05-11
rip /r/SamandTolki
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46 A_Big_Teletubby 2021-05-11
oh cmon its a banned subreddit
3 East_Onion 2021-05-11
You can't, he managed to get the last one about him banned.
3 Main-Activity 2021-05-11
Someone already did it
2 THOTHUNTER_BIDEN 2021-05-11
If only there was a subreddit that had a comprehensive megathread on him that wasn't banned...
19 -Kite-Man- 2021-05-11
dez?
38 POST_BUSSY 2021-05-11
His ex-wife.
She left him after he got weight-loss surgery. And he's been spiraling downwards ever since.
24 -Kite-Man- 2021-05-11
i thought she left him after he got 'dentures' or whatever
i dunno i obviously didn't even know her name. a part of me hopes that's a different ex. i can't tell if it's the dramatic part of me.
39 POST_BUSSY 2021-05-11
Well since his divorce, Boogie started "dating" girls that he totally did not pay to accompany him. Those girls subsequently leaked a lot of dirt on him but a lot of that was lost when the samandtolki subreddit was nuked by the superjannies.
I posted about Boogie's continuing downwards spiral on r/drama about 2 years ago:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/b8e6k6/the_downwards_spiral_of_boogie2988_continues/
And to this day it's still going on.
51 -Kite-Man- 2021-05-11
...good grief.
Back in my day, whores had a modicum on professionalism.
This isn't my dramatic side talking, this is my ex-whore side talking: that's fucked up and I'm on the verge of tears for what this next generation of johns has in store for them.
This is my dramatic side talking: I'm ecstatic for the dirt the next generation will apparently drop while not realizing the legit value that kind of professionalism offers to a whore, and how they're hamstringing not only themselves but several generations of like-minded "professionals".
We, quite literally, knew our place half a decade ago. The expression "Don't shit where you eat" comes to mind. Oh, Ms Winfred-Louder, how I miss you.
i dont know what that is
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1 seenten 2021-05-11
Gigajannies b& the sub-turned-boogie-gossip? š
20 Post-pre-mortem 2021-05-11
dez nuts GOTTEEM
3 Captain_Twitch 2021-05-11
Boogieās ex-wife.
1 sous_vide_slippers 2021-05-11
Ever since birth*
1 Babybear_Dramabear 2021-05-11
It never wasn't
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54 TheColdTurtle 2021-05-11
I would love if this was still about the frank hassle situation from so long ago.
39 loli_esports 2021-05-11
it almost assuredly is
36 TheColdTurtle 2021-05-11
Oh maybe the bullet he shot in the air landed and hit someone! That would be very exciting
32 trailerparkmalarkey 2021-05-11
The ideal outcome for that scenario would have been Boogie shooting Frank, but Frank surviving and suing his ass. Imagine what a circus that would have been if he actually got it in front of a judge.
29 Sasanka_Of_Gauda 2021-05-11
A prison that can contain him hasn't been made. Literally.
5 Totally_Bradical 2021-05-11
You ever see Deadpool 2? They were able to lock the juggernaut up somehow.
15 Brand_EX 2021-05-11
Boogie is less like the juggernaut and more like The Blob but put in the microwave on high for 45 mins.
5 Pewkie 2021-05-11
Nah, aggravated assault just means weapon and intent
43 loli_esports 2021-05-11
https://www.washingtoncountyar.gov/government/departments-f-z/sheriff/wants-warrants/warrants-search
41 AugustinesBitchBoy 2021-05-11
Hopefully we get some bounty hunter action preferably by an r-slurred vlogger.
28 trailerparkmalarkey 2021-05-11
Now that would be kino. Imagine boogie getting in a shootout with some other YouTube bottom feeder, and they're both livestreaming it.
35 PM_ME_UR_YARMULKE 2021-05-11
Wait. I thought this was just some sad sack who whined on youtube about being extraordinarily obese and not getting any p*ssy. I haven't heard anything about him in years.
Who did he assault? How did they not manage to outrun him? It says he's 450 lbs and suffers from chronic manletism. Surely he'd just fall down after like 20 yards...?
13 sourcedeeznuts 2021-05-11
I donāt know the details, but unless cops were present to witness the attack they often donāt arrest and charge people with assault right away. Whatever happened was probably reported to police after the fact and after an investigation (ie: detective speaks to the victim and any witnesses) police will make an arrest if thereās evidence of battery.
10 aj_thenoob 2021-05-11
I think its the Frank Hassle situation
5 aza12323 2021-05-11
Yeah where two losers point guns at each other and call each other names? I donāt even know if a cop could sit through that pathetic shit. God knows I couldnāt.
6 Funkyduffy 2021-05-11
Hassle was unarmed.
19 augustinefromhippo 2021-05-11
he has two arms
6 vanillalinguine 2021-05-11
Get his ass king
1 BanEvasionAccount92 2021-05-11
talking about his muscles champ
4 seenten 2021-05-11
Average height m*ids in shambles
1 PM_ME_UR_YARMULKE 2021-05-11
If you're even an eighth of an inch under 6'2", you're only 4 feet tall. I don't make the rules, Sweaty.
33 ComedicSans 2021-05-11
450lbs? I hope the police department has a forklift.
29 D_Legare 2021-05-11
At that weight his metabolism is high enough to burn an entire pound of fat per day assuming he all he does is get up a few times to get a glass of water.
He could eat two big mac meals per day and still lose 10lb per month.
I'll never understand how its possible for someone to maintain this level of body fat.
7 Metatron58 2021-05-11
sloth
27 SnapshillBot 2021-05-11
I'm past the point of partisan garbage and ive been exposing myself to many ideas and ive found generally both sides have a partial truth -----so there actually might be some weight to this george soros shit ----- my question is, is there anyone on earth that is talked about more than george soros that talks less than george soros does
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40 fernguts 2021-05-11
Don't bring up Soros unless you want to get "disappeared" again, Snappy.
22 East_Onion 2021-05-11
"Hey guys Boogie1488 here coming at you live with the wholesome content as the Mister Rodgers of the internet now lets talk about time I was abused, how being fat is hard and allude to that I might have been raped. Thanks for tuning in, like and subscribe for more wholesome content"
11 Minimum_T-Giraff 2021-05-11
Look at that neckbeard.
5 RydenwithByden 2021-05-11
His neckbeard area is greater than his face
9 Giveaway412 2021-05-11
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5 Pepperglue 2021-05-11
All that surgery has gone to waste, I see.
5 AlohaWarrior35 2021-05-11
Jannie physique right here, folks.
2 sirbskabsjx 2021-05-11
5ā10 is taller than average pal š„³
3 AlohaWarrior35 2021-05-11
Ok manlet.
4 sirbskabsjx 2021-05-11
š¤š¤š¤ Iām not gonna stoop to ur levelš¤¬
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4 JoeyIsMrBubbles 2021-05-11
The neckbeard is strong with this one
3 sips_white_monster 2021-05-11
I could hardly recognize him on his recent videos. Guy has aged like 20 years over the last five.
3 GeauxHouston22 2021-05-11
who
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1 Boganvillea 2021-05-11
Boogie2988 coming at you live from the power of my fist
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1 FearTheWalrus 2021-05-11
Mr Rodger of the internet
1 TheRealPeterG 2021-05-11
Oh, he's aggravated alright.
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1 Koshbiel 2021-05-11
They finally put out a warrant? That shit happened near half a year ago.
1 zacharysniper420 2021-05-11
He probably stuck his tit so far down some lady's throat she couldnt breath
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