Aussies are playing the long game. They are going to give up New Zealand. We all know our little brown brothers love small spaces, so they are going to give them the Shire. It’s a policy of containment. Sorry CosmicSans.
We are letting them take over because we're spoiled and entitled. The same way we close borders despite needing international students and tourism to survive economically, because ZeRo CoVid!
One of their rockets aCCidENtullY exploded and fragments were strewn all over the place, including Australia. Definitely an acksident. As an Australian, I am torn between nationalism and the juicy, inevitable, brewing drama of the takeover that is already occurring but only boomerbois notice.
I love Indians online. They always seem to be warhawks, and it's hilarious. There's a guy in that thread saying India will be happy to launch nukes at China alongside the US. Trump was a moron for failing to better solidify US-India relations with Modi in power. A joint US-India-Japan-South Korea-Australia-Taiwan defensive agreement would give the PRC leadership simultaneous aneurysms. I wish our State Dept was more capable. Even Vietnam, a country we dropped 14 billion lbs of bombs on, is an opportunity to build stronger ties with because the PRC can't stop pissing all their neighbors off.
naaaah, we know when to back out now, i hope (probably not). We've visited Vietnam and Korea before, it never turns out great. I say let India and China be pals and not get involved with their cuddle sessions. IF it becomes a full out romp! I say let them decide who is the bottom!
In the future, everyone will be banned from social media and social media will exist solely for countries' official accounts to talk shit to each other.
jesus fuck, you people. I've now unsubscribed, which is a shame, because a lot of greentexts are genuinely funny, but this alt-right underbelly is just unbearable.
Globalization is indian dudes cheering in the replies for israel air strikes because they hate the muslim in their own country. Not unentertaining tbh.
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197 ExilesReturn 2021-05-12
Lol, please tell me this is a parody account. Am I really living in a world where a nation’s military is dabbing on another, on Twitter?
114 Mathieu_van_der_Poel 2021-05-12
https://twitter.com/chinfo/status/1279779741415833601?lang=en
131 ExilesReturn 2021-05-12
Lol, the Chinese have not pulled the trigger on anyone, other than their own citizens, since Korea. Paper Tigers.
97 Inevitable_Bag_3615 2021-05-12
They did wage a successful war against all the birds in the country.
Wait a minute, is that why Aussies are letting them take over?
47 ExilesReturn 2021-05-12
Aussies are playing the long game. They are going to give up New Zealand. We all know our little brown brothers love small spaces, so they are going to give them the Shire. It’s a policy of containment. Sorry CosmicSans.
10 shwoooooop 2021-05-12
29 Inevitable_Bag_3615 2021-05-12
The famine was undeniable evidence of their resounding success and also western propaganda that never happened
3 Zozbot 2021-05-12
zoz
4 Zozbot 2021-05-12
zle
2 Zozbot 2021-05-12
zozzle
1 muffler_kek 2021-05-12
Winglets, when will they learn?
4 RochelleH 2021-05-12
We are letting them take over because we're spoiled and entitled. The same way we close borders despite needing international students and tourism to survive economically, because ZeRo CoVid!
22 RemoveObama 2021-05-12
The got bloodied up in Vietnam too
13 Mission-Zebra 2021-05-12
they're kinda fighting with india sometimes
2 RochelleH 2021-05-12
One of their rockets aCCidENtullY exploded and fragments were strewn all over the place, including Australia. Definitely an acksident. As an Australian, I am torn between nationalism and the juicy, inevitable, brewing drama of the takeover that is already occurring but only boomerbois notice.
81 15nelsoc 2021-05-12
I love Indians online. They always seem to be warhawks, and it's hilarious. There's a guy in that thread saying India will be happy to launch nukes at China alongside the US. Trump was a moron for failing to better solidify US-India relations with Modi in power. A joint US-India-Japan-South Korea-Australia-Taiwan defensive agreement would give the PRC leadership simultaneous aneurysms. I wish our State Dept was more capable. Even Vietnam, a country we dropped 14 billion lbs of bombs on, is an opportunity to build stronger ties with because the PRC can't stop pissing all their neighbors off.
44 Material-Length 2021-05-12
we have pretty alright relations with vietnam nowadays
22 duckraul2 2021-05-12
The common theme seems to be that if we drop enough ordinance or tnt-equivalent on an Asian country, they become our friends
7 ironicshitpostr 2021-05-12
check out. but wait
oh g-d
3 duckraul2 2021-05-12
Generational shellshock side effects
10 choo-chootrain 2021-05-12
It helps that China wants to Jack all of the sea around their coastline.
3 RovermansRefrain 2021-05-12
naaaah, we know when to back out now, i hope (probably not). We've visited Vietnam and Korea before, it never turns out great. I say let India and China be pals and not get involved with their cuddle sessions. IF it becomes a full out romp! I say let them decide who is the bottom!
12 MoreSpikes 2021-05-12
lol the last thing we need is the two nations with 1+ billion people uniting under the same authoritarian banner
61 PacificSpices 2021-05-12
In the future, everyone will be banned from social media and social media will exist solely for countries' official accounts to talk shit to each other.
13 Detective_Fallacy 2021-05-12
One can only hope.
30 Bummunism 2021-05-12
It's called propaganda and now people get it beamed straight in their faces by choice.
18 cassiorolex 2021-05-12
Telegrams 1880s between gear powers was peak twitter until July 1914
10 SPY400 2021-05-12
Babys first war propaganda
4 fujiste 2021-05-12
the Dilbert guy chimes in
66 Swerve-Bro 2021-05-12
IDF out here dropping two things - bombs and sick burns.
33 GhostfaceTequila 2021-05-12
This is bait
5 Pepperglue 2021-05-12
Too on the nose. I like it.
47 ballrot 2021-05-12
Hahaha their logo is an olive branch. This is beyond parody
38 double-happiness 2021-05-12
I'm puzzled that a large number of the replies say 'እናትህ አረንጓዴ ናት' over and over, which is apparently Malaysian for 'your mother is green'.
Edit: found this - https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Your%20mom%20is%20green
16 Homofascism 2021-05-12
Fascinating.
15 HP_civ 2021-05-12
Lol that's some nice random little thing
14 Leandover 2021-05-12
It's Amharic. In no way at all Malaysian except as the origin of the saying.
7 choo-chootrain 2021-05-12
Well Malaysia is an Islam majority country.
27 tiptopkitkat 2021-05-12
IDF twitter is pretty based.
23 SnapshillBot 2021-05-12
jesus fuck, you people. I've now unsubscribed, which is a shame, because a lot of greentexts are genuinely funny, but this alt-right underbelly is just unbearable.
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15 Sleepywalker69 2021-05-12
Man I didn't know the Pokémon language was a real thing
15 ForsakenTradition 2021-05-12
Globalization is indian dudes cheering in the replies for israel air strikes because they hate the muslim in their own country. Not unentertaining tbh.
13 wanderer-10291 2021-05-12
🇮🇳 🇮🇱
11 employee10038080 2021-05-12
Haha got their ass
8 Brevion 2021-05-12
Goys mad
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1 Moonmann38 2021-05-12
Lmao based