I think its mostly for reselling. Women have Onlyfans, men have standing in a parking lot to buy cards for 8 hours. Once again, on average, men make more money.
really? fuck, they were amazing, all super surveillance and waiting until someone hit felony numbers to swoop in
before š“āā ļø shoplifting got banzd they kept on warning people to not steal there and making fun of people who ignored them and got their lives ruined
Yeah, that was the thing with target was that it had to be small amounts and you had to not be a regular, rotate the places you hit up, but now with masks being used all of their fancy facial software is pretty useless, not that I condone the behavior or have anything to do with it.
Thing is with kleptos is that many just do it for the high and canāt control themselves, not that I can fully blame them, itās a big rush that most surburban middle class kids donāt get often.
I've already been banned from this sub for jokingly talking about looting Minnesota, not gonna not going into detail of the r-slurred things I did as a teenager, but in minecraft I'd say around 5k according to my inventory over the course of 3 months.
It was an incredibly stupid decision though, I wouldn't recommend it. Potentially picking up felonies is r-slurred especially for only ~10% of the average yearly wage.
It's wild. I collected them for years and Jesus Christ I've never seen it like this before. Fuggin zoomers really do follow any influencer trend to the t.
This is going to really turn me into an Uber need to explaining this, but the worst part about it, and why a lot of us old guard resents the new collectors, is that they legit only care about one card in the whole set. So then that card goes through the roof and the rest of the set is worth pennies to what the equivalent used to be before the whole zoomer "let's open boxes for the one prize card" trend started on twitch and tiktok
Again, I have outed myself as an Uber nerd, but either way zoomers are the devil
And what's Spicer going to say, "Oh yeah, it's all legit!" First of all, he's not even one of the 10, and you can tell Trump wouldn't let him in on it. And second of all, if he did say that, it would just make tons of people bombard him with more questions about it, which he really knows nothing about. This is top level Military Intel at the highest level of Classified Clearance.
I'ma have to stop you right there Vice. Nobody gives a shit about magic cards anymore. The crap construction paper Pringles are always in stock at every store. It's sports, yu-gi-oh, and pokemon that people care about. Honestly I think garbage pail fuckin kids still clear off shelves faster than magic cards atm
Yeah magic cards don't sell at all. For weeks the entire card section at my local store pretty much only had magic cards. Every thing else was wiped out
I mean who wants them? They literally curl immediately out of the pack. Like within 10 seconds. It's worse than the curling that caused them to fire literally all of their exec operations staff over it iirc
25 comments
31 jimmerz28 2021-05-13
Sports cards?
I expected MTG and if not then Pokemon. But fucking sports cards?
That's really bottom of the barrel.
21 DeanofPSU 2021-05-13
I think its mostly for reselling. Women have Onlyfans, men have standing in a parking lot to buy cards for 8 hours. Once again, on average, men make more money.
16 jimmerz28 2021-05-13
I'd prefer to keep my dignity and go with OnlyFans.
3 U_have_toxoplasmosis 2021-05-13
Are there onlyfans for endenowed 40 year old menš¤
Asking for my wife's platonic Friend
2 jimmerz28 2021-05-13
Yes Daddy š
5 Pepe_von_Habsburg 2021-05-13
MTG players would have just counterspelled the bullet
2 jimmerz28 2021-05-13
That's true, bullets take longer to go through layers of fat.
15 Llamayoda 2021-05-13
This is why target is stopping all distribution nationwide of PokĆ©mon cards and some sports cards. People are acting batshit crazy about them. Doesnāt help that they were already popular targets for theft, and Targetās loss prevention has been neutered.
4 ironicshitpostr 2021-05-13
really? fuck, they were amazing, all super surveillance and waiting until someone hit felony numbers to swoop in
before š“āā ļø shoplifting got banzd they kept on warning people to not steal there and making fun of people who ignored them and got their lives ruined
2 Llamayoda 2021-05-13
Yeah, that was the thing with target was that it had to be small amounts and you had to not be a regular, rotate the places you hit up, but now with masks being used all of their fancy facial software is pretty useless, not that I condone the behavior or have anything to do with it.
Thing is with kleptos is that many just do it for the high and canāt control themselves, not that I can fully blame them, itās a big rush that most surburban middle class kids donāt get often.
1 ironicshitpostr 2021-05-13
So how much have you boosted and whatās your favorite spot
1 Llamayoda 2021-05-13
I've already been banned from this sub for jokingly talking about looting Minnesota, not gonna not going into detail of the r-slurred things I did as a teenager, but in minecraft I'd say around 5k according to my inventory over the course of 3 months.
It was an incredibly stupid decision though, I wouldn't recommend it. Potentially picking up felonies is r-slurred especially for only ~10% of the average yearly wage.
4 Pewkie 2021-05-13
It's wild. I collected them for years and Jesus Christ I've never seen it like this before. Fuggin zoomers really do follow any influencer trend to the t.
This is going to really turn me into an Uber need to explaining this, but the worst part about it, and why a lot of us old guard resents the new collectors, is that they legit only care about one card in the whole set. So then that card goes through the roof and the rest of the set is worth pennies to what the equivalent used to be before the whole zoomer "let's open boxes for the one prize card" trend started on twitch and tiktok
Again, I have outed myself as an Uber nerd, but either way zoomers are the devil
7 U_have_toxoplasmosis 2021-05-13
What kind of tan did the people involved haveš¤
7 Jimbo_B_Beterson 2021-05-13
Dark white
3 U_have_toxoplasmosis 2021-05-13
A thigh man, I see
6 __TIE_Guy 2021-05-13
When pokemon turns into pop a man
3 AntiLuke 2021-05-13
It's almost a pleasant surprise that the person that pulled the gun was defending themselves.
2 SnapshillBot 2021-05-13
And what's Spicer going to say, "Oh yeah, it's all legit!" First of all, he's not even one of the 10, and you can tell Trump wouldn't let him in on it. And second of all, if he did say that, it would just make tons of people bombard him with more questions about it, which he really knows nothing about. This is top level Military Intel at the highest level of Classified Clearance.
Snapshots:
I am just a simple bot, *not** a moderator of this subreddit* | bot subreddit | contact the maintainers
2 Pewkie 2021-05-13
"Pulling a gun during a parking lot scuffle is just the latest story attached to the current resurgence of the collecting cards. Sports, Magic: The Gathering, and PokĆ©mon cards have become so sought after that stores canāt keep up with demand. "
I'ma have to stop you right there Vice. Nobody gives a shit about magic cards anymore. The crap construction paper Pringles are always in stock at every store. It's sports, yu-gi-oh, and pokemon that people care about. Honestly I think garbage pail fuckin kids still clear off shelves faster than magic cards atm
1 TheColdTurtle 2021-05-13
Yeah magic cards don't sell at all. For weeks the entire card section at my local store pretty much only had magic cards. Every thing else was wiped out
1 Pewkie 2021-05-13
I mean who wants them? They literally curl immediately out of the pack. Like within 10 seconds. It's worse than the curling that caused them to fire literally all of their exec operations staff over it iirc
1 TheColdTurtle 2021-05-13
Yeah it is pretty pathetic honestly.
1 U_have_toxoplasmosis 2021-05-13
I had a Nasty Nick 35 years ago among othersš
1 Sudokublackbelt 2021-05-13
BIDEN'S AMERICA