Tiktok is fucking amazing and I couldn't recommend it more. Before yesterday I thought it was just over socialized Zoomers whoring themselves out for attention, but there's a whole seedy underbelly to it that is vastly underappreciated.

I came across a nasty feud between two geriatric women, one of whom believes in QAnon and that she's a witch capable of summoning thunderstorms, and they were posting each other's addresses and all sorts of crazy shit. I found a guy who's part of Hamas who posted a video of him shoving an Israeli flag up his goat's asshole, then his next video was him shooting rockets. There's just so many people who are basically Lenny from of Mice and Men if he was given an IPhone and disability payments then left to his own devices.

It's a beautiful pasture full of lolcows, much like how the early settlers found the Great Plains teeming with bison. The best part is that they all have small followings but are desperate for human interaction and want to be famous, so they have a ton of interaction with their comments. I got an Albanian christian nationalist to write a whole screed about how he was going to rape my mother just by posting random MemriTV quotes.

If anyone is looking for some good people to follow go to my account @c0mebackwithawarrant, then look at all the people I'm following. That's a great strategy to find more people to follow as well, just look at who the crazy people are following. And whenever you see something you don't care about in your For You page, just longpress and hit "not interested," it's pretty good about not recommending you the same stuff.

Two recommendations for getting a great feed:

When you find a lolcow who truly has zero self awareness, look at the people they're following and you'll usually find a ton of other great people to follow.

Whenever you see something you don't care about in your For You page, just longpress and hit "not interested," it's pretty good about not recommending you the same stuff.

I don't think following me has a point, but you can tap on my followers and look at all the people I follow, then just follow them. That's a great strategy to find more people to follow as well, just look at who the crazy people are following. And whenever you see something you don't care about in your For You page, just longpress and hit "not interested," it's pretty good about not recommending you the same stuff.

Here's the goat video, although I misremembered, he just uses it to wipe, it doesn't get as deep in there as I thought: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMepa16ak/

I'm really cluttering up this comment section, but it's the jannies fault for banning text posts. Here's some other choice material to look at:

Mother of the average reddit moderator is mildly perturbed

Pretty sure this guy is a general in the Israeli military, don't really know what's going on but I find it pretty damn entertaining

Furry giving tips on how to become the pack alpha

Watch this if you want to feel better about your physical or mental state

80 year old gay man with HIV reciting racist poetry

I have no words

Notch if he never invented Roblox

This guy is legit 70 iq and all of his posts are either attacking random people that we don't know or clumsily insulting minorities

Aging Gen X hippie does terrible improvisational spoken word while in costume in front of some wierd trippy space backdrop. Some of his posts have only one like, and it's from me.

Homeless juggler giving a house tour of the bridge he lives under

Man who lives in a carpeted apartment with a bunch of loose snakes letting his 2 year old daughter feed a live rat to a giant burmese python

This woman somehow manages to be more delusional than everyone else on my list put together

It's gonna take me a little longer to cultivate my algorithm to the point where it's my whole feed. Right now about 50% of it is composed of the elderly, the extremely obese, and the mentally disabled, but the other half is random normie trash and videos of giant crocodiles and fishing which I have trouble stopping myself from liking.

I ended up just making a second account. I now have one that's a pristine lolcow sanctuary, and one that's exclusively boomer shit like fishing, big gators, and construction.

The app is absolutely cancerous for the first couple hours before the algorithm starts to understand what you want though. The entire mainstream part of the app is just stolen content, """comedy""" that somehow manages to be worse than 2013 vines, and chicks showing off their tits and asses in what they're pretending is workout clothes. All I can think while watching those is that we need to reinstitute the draft to force all these early twentysomethings into becoming adults, even though I'm 21 and would definitely also end up drafted.

Oh you better believe that I keep it high and tight. The initial people I found were by following the cool guys that Christine featured on the pod, and then going through the people they followed to distill the cringe further.

Here's just here to gloat now that the innocent man he set up to take the fall is behind bars

Here's the whole saga, in order. His entire profile's a real banger though:

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMepSVMHo/

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMepS94so/

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMepSb6Es/

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMepSVDh5/

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMepSxLQA/

I think he also thinks that steroids are a recreational drug because you inject them. I remember some especially sheltered kids who thought the same thing in like 6th grade.

I got you, I'll make it a weekly occurrence. In the past two weeks my feed has only gotten stranger.

This is one of my new favorite lolpets: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMe3toNnP/

He's a 450 lb man that's probably developmentally disabled and does a bunch of strongman feats that aren't actually that impressive, but he's only able to do them because of his faith in God.