This sub is what happens when minimally educated unintelligent people join together to find common ground and project their own self loathing to the rest of the world. There has never been anything clever that I have ever seen from this sub. I will continue to look for humor but I am just starting to think that loss and anger plus unemployment equals humor
Relatively new, slowly learning. Inbred, smelly, hairy, homeschooled, swamp person. Mumbles a lot while making eye contact.
Can't remember which direction to screw things in.
He spent $100 on hamburgers from doordash today (I know this because he told me.) Once for him, once for him and his whole family, who I imagine to live in a Winnebago or a refurbished chicken coop. For reference, I take home about $500 a week. I do not understand this
He always manages to be in my blind spot when I am turning around, and I bump into him. Cokebottle glasses, weird conditions with his skin and mouth and joints. He came in with a suuuuper infected spider bite today.
Anyways the reason I posted this is because I can't stop laughing about what happened the other day. He texted me (not the group chat, and I'm not his superior) to say that he would be late because the power went out and the stove timer was wrong.
He texted me this from a cell phone. Is the stove timer his alarm? What is happening in this man's brain?
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58 SnapshillBot 2021-05-14
This sub is what happens when minimally educated unintelligent people join together to find common ground and project their own self loathing to the rest of the world. There has never been anything clever that I have ever seen from this sub. I will continue to look for humor but I am just starting to think that loss and anger plus unemployment equals humor
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27 ballrot 2021-05-14
You are on fire tonight
18 coconaut_prime 2021-05-14
how does it feel, fucker
13 noPENGSinALASKA 2021-05-14
Snappy is in a saucy ass mood.
6 JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-05-14
🎶 Guess who's back? Back again
🎵 Snappy's back, tell a friend
37 ballrot 2021-05-14
Relatively new, slowly learning. Inbred, smelly, hairy, homeschooled, swamp person. Mumbles a lot while making eye contact.
Can't remember which direction to screw things in.
He spent $100 on hamburgers from doordash today (I know this because he told me.) Once for him, once for him and his whole family, who I imagine to live in a Winnebago or a refurbished chicken coop. For reference, I take home about $500 a week. I do not understand this
He always manages to be in my blind spot when I am turning around, and I bump into him. Cokebottle glasses, weird conditions with his skin and mouth and joints. He came in with a suuuuper infected spider bite today.
Anyways the reason I posted this is because I can't stop laughing about what happened the other day. He texted me (not the group chat, and I'm not his superior) to say that he would be late because the power went out and the stove timer was wrong.
He texted me this from a cell phone. Is the stove timer his alarm? What is happening in this man's brain?
19 Not_Obsessive 2021-05-14
Ngl, he sounds kinda hot
18 Homofascism 2021-05-14
The dramanaut fear the stove timer alarm user.
6 Maskedrussian 2021-05-14
I want to meet him
5 JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-05-14
Dabbing on le new sub rules with no content