A chaplain and a physician climbed the 13 steps leading to the top of the platform and stood beside a soldier who was checking to ensure the noose was secure around Clintonâs neck. Below them, Vice Adm. Hannink asked if Clinton wanted last rites or had any final words.
Clinton broke silence. âIâm Hillary Clinton, you canât do this to me,â she said, her voice a witchâs cackle.
âItâs already done,â Donald J. Trump shouted up at her.
âReady.â Vice Adm. Hannink nodded at the execution detail.
After a momentâs pause, he gave the âexecuteâ order, the soldiers pressed their buttons, and the grate beneath Clintonâs feet swung open. Her legs and feet, still shackled at the ankles, twitched a moment or two, then stopped.
The rope was cut, and Clintonâs lifeless body lie sprawled in a damp patch of grass. The physician present checked her vitals and declared her dead.
There's an almost endless market for right-wing fan-fic like this. People will believe almost anything if it's negative and about someone they do not like.
I like to think that everyone shitty on the Left is just a troll account created and maintained by Barron Trump, attempting to use his mammoth brain to make centrists vote Daddy 2020. Because if these people actually exist, and have these strange opinions that so many people supposedly might have, then I'll have to actually vote for Daddy, given he's the option most likely to put these fucking people in camps.
But I'm wise to you, Barron: you'll never actually make me vote.
Worse, she harangued Trumpâs eldest childrenâDon Jr., Eric, and Ivankaâwith a ceaseless barrage of emails and voicemails, demanding they pressure Trump to stay in New York or Florida, anywhere but Washington D.C.
âIt was criminal harassment but had nothing to do with the indictment. The Trumps have the thickest skins of any human beings on the planet, and they blew Liz Cheney off as loony toons, a crazy Karen,â our source said.
If theyâre going to make something up youâd think theyâd do a better job. Like anyone in that family has thick skin. Also no one talks like that.
The indictment, however, does not signal an immediate arrest. Our source said JAG is curating a cornucopia of indictments, deciding which to act on first. Persons currently basking in media limelight, such as Anthony Fauci, are being shuffled to the back of the pile, while the military targets criminals whose public exposure has diminished, as they are easier to apprehend without drawing unwanted public scrutiny.
Lol. You see you canât tell any of this is real or has been happening that real people are arrested because the former president has a secret police operation. Where people are secretly arrested, have secret trails, then are secretly punished and even put to death. Most places where thatâs happened thatâs some genocidal dictator stuff theyâre cheering on in their mind they wish was happening.
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21 SJCards 2021-05-14
Ben Garrison's preferred news source never misses đ¤
19 fentanyl_peyotl 2021-05-14
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18 1998Sublime 2021-05-14
Wow this is some deep fake shit lmao
16 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2021-05-14
Sure the site is bullshit but it's funny. All the links at the bottom for disclaimer, privacy, etc just link to the main page.
The domain is registered through some proxy company in AZ.
In conclusion which one of you is Mike Baxter?
11 quitsocmedia 2021-05-14
What the hell is this website lmao
11 fentanyl_peyotl 2021-05-14
Rightoid snuff fiction lmao
5 MooseHeckler 2021-05-14
It would work better as erotic fanfic.
4 AugustinesBitchBoy 2021-05-14
Trump's fanfic blog
9 tiptopkitkat 2021-05-14
I never really understood that website, is it satire, psy-op, or some reptards delusional fantasies.
7 a_few 2021-05-14
All 3+ 2 more
3 Exotic_Ad7433 2021-05-14
There's an almost endless market for right-wing fan-fic like this. People will believe almost anything if it's negative and about someone they do not like.
2 ProudCapitalist1776 2021-05-14
never underestimate Qoomers
8 SnapshillBot 2021-05-14
I like to think that everyone shitty on the Left is just a troll account created and maintained by Barron Trump, attempting to use his mammoth brain to make centrists vote Daddy 2020. Because if these people actually exist, and have these strange opinions that so many people supposedly might have, then I'll have to actually vote for Daddy, given he's the option most likely to put these fucking people in camps.
But I'm wise to you, Barron: you'll never actually make me vote.
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7 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2021-05-14
If theyâre going to make something up youâd think theyâd do a better job. Like anyone in that family has thick skin. Also no one talks like that.
Lol. You see you canât tell any of this is real or has been happening that real people are arrested because the former president has a secret police operation. Where people are secretly arrested, have secret trails, then are secretly punished and even put to death. Most places where thatâs happened thatâs some genocidal dictator stuff theyâre cheering on in their mind they wish was happening.
3 Islam_Was_Right 2021-05-14
Is this like a markov chain or what